My name is Claire.
I'm going to tell you a little bit about my friends today.

Every Sam i have ever met I've become friends with so if your name is Sam, watch out
because we'd probably get along pretty well. I have 3 friends with the name Sam and when
you put their first initial of their last name together it spells ham and ham doesnt agree
with my stomach very well.. the food not my friend's last names first inital put together.
Sam Miller likes to give me massive wedgies in english class because ONE time I woke
up really late and didnt have time to change out of my boxers so I had to wear them under
my jeans. Sam Ahmed is by far the coolest Sam because..well.. she's black and if you
fuck with her she WILL cut you And she can catch bees like don’t even question someones coolness when they are capable of catching bees. And then theirs Sam Hall…um…yeah. I also have a friend named Tricia well actually her name is Patricia but I only
call her that when I’m mad. She’s emo KIDDING slash not really she just prefers to be called “scene”. I’ve had a lot of mems with T-Bone right there. Love her to death. Then theres this other girl that I actually don’t really like but I’ve kind of pretended to be friends with her since grade 6 so I figured if its been this long I might as well keep playing along since maybe if I keep it up she’ll include me in her will. Her name’s Alyssa incase you care. Zofia “undisclosed” Kruk is awesome, not awesome enough to let me tell you her middle name though it makes for a really cool song and you’d probably enjoy it as much as I do, but awesome nevertheless. I just remembered now that she owes me tuberware from grade 9 when I made her jello and don’t think I’m gonna forget about it again Zofia
_ _ _ _ _! But all differences aside shes the best. And then theres Katie. She's bullied
me since kindergarden when I fell off my chair on my first day of school yet i still love her death. We bully Donald and terrorize our photo class. It's way too fun AND OF COURSE theres Tolman. Shes my senior planning buddy and shes
smarter than me.



I have more friends I promise I’m just too lazy to right more.