i love to rip around in my 99 cavalier, customized interior


REPPIN CKM TILL DA MA FUCKIN END[/b]



IF U MAD IM ON TOP, THEN WISH ME GONE. IF U MAD IM ON THE ROAD, THEN WISH ME HOME. AND IF UR MAD THAT IM RIGH, THEN PUNK WISH ME WRONGE. BUT AFTER UR 3 WISH'S, BLOW IT OUT UR ASS[/COLOR]





R.I.P JOSH. WERE ALL GONNA MISS U, THE GOOD DIE YOUNG, AND DONT WORRY MAN IM A BE COMIN TO EDMONTON AND WE'LL GET REVENGE FOR U MAN, THEM PPLE ARE FUCKED, MISS U MAN. WATCH OVER US AND WATCH OVER UR SIS AND ALL, AND ILL GO SEE HER AND MAKE SURE SHES IIGHT. SEE U IN THE AFTER LIFE MAN

well u know clubbin where it at always gotta hit the clubs up if u anyone that is anyone u know dayy n night u see me in da clubs drinkin sizerp
like to smoke weed
chill wit the crew u know,
NEVER KNOW WHEN WERE GONNA ATTACK!!!
REMEMBER, BURNWOODS WHERE ITS AT, ITS ALL GOOD THERE!!!!!!!
420
i need a shawtty that when shes drunk and dancin on the table i cna yell" thats my girl, now one of u get her another shot!"

I LIKE TO DRINK

DRIVING
hockey
football
Lacrosse
boxing
movies
sexxc girl
partying
drifting around in my car

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Things We Wish Girls Knew...

~We aren�t mind readers!

~Smoking is THE biggest turn off

~If you don�t want to hear the truth, don�t ask the question

~Girls look good naked so stop worrying

~Only models are able to wear most of the stuff you see in fashion magazines

~Every so often no matter whether it is true or not remind us that we have the biggest penis you�ve ever dealt with

~If you, the girl, make out with another girl we won�t consider it cheating. Actually we strongly promote this behavior

~Your hair is like 14 inches long, how are we supposed to notice a quarter inch missing

~We are conservationists at heart, water is our biggest love, so shower with us

~You can�t hold it against us if we cry after sports movies or �Old yeller�

~�The game is on� is an acceptable excuse to avoid any serious conversation

~Brad Pitt is probably a cool guy but if I hear one more girl say �he�s so hot� he may have to die

~Cooking makes a girl that much more attractive especially if she can use a grill

~You can�t get mad if we refuse to hook up your �ugly friend� with one of our friends

~For every fart that slips out when you are around we successfully hold in about 15, enduring excruciating pain to do this

~The red light means the video camera is off

~Nothing you will ever do will entitle you to operate the remote control. (Unless operating means handing it to us)

~Guys nights out are sacred events. If we answer questions we could be castrated

~The jeans don�t make your ass look fat. Your fat ass makes your ass look fat




FAKE FRiENDS: Never ask for food.
REAl FRiENDS: are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRiENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
REAl FRiENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM

FAKE FRiENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAl FRiENDS: Would sit next to you sayin "Damn ... we fucked up ... but that shit was fun!"

FAKE FRiENDS: never seen you cry.
REAl FRiENDS: cry with you

FAKE FRiENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAl FRiENDS: keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

FAKE FRiENDS: know a few things about you.
REAl FRiENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRiENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAl FRiENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE FRiENDS: Would knock on your front door.
REAl FRiENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"

FAKE FRiENDS: Are for awhile.
REAl FRiENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRiENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
REAl FRiENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Bitch drink the rest of that you know we don't waste shit."

FAKE FRiENDS: will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAl FRiENDS: Will knock them the fuck out

FAKE FRiENDS: Would ignore this
REAl FRiENDS: Will send this to all there real friends and hope to get it back!!