this is scary

lets see if it works....



















I am taking the bait -
what do I have to lose right?



























Hope it works!



























Supposedly The Phone Will Ring
Right After You Do This.



























Just read the little stories and
think of a wish as you scroll all
the way to the bottom. There is
a message there - then make your
wish.
























No attachment on this one.



























Stories



























I'm 13 years old, and I wished
that my dad would come home from
the army, because he'd been having
problems with his heart and right
leg. It was 2:53 p.m . When I made
my wish. At 3:07 p.m. (14 minutes
later), the doorbell rang, and
there my Dad was, luggage and all!!









I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been
having trouble in my job and on the
verge of quitting. I made a simple
wish that my boss would get a new
job. That was at 1:35 and at 2:55
there was an announcement that he
was promoted and was leaving for
another city. Believe me...this
really works!!!















My name is Ann and I am 45 years
of age. I had always been single
and had been hoping to get into a
nice, loving relationship for many
years. While kind of daydreaming
(and right after receiving this email)
I wished that a quality person would
finally come into my life. That was at
9:10 AM on a Tuesday. At 9:55 AM
a FedEx delivery man came into my
office.He was cute, polite and
could not stop smiling at me. He
started coming back almost everyday
(even without packages) and asked me
out a week later. We married 6
months later and now have been
happily married for 2 years.



What a great email it was!!



























Just scroll down to the end, but
while you do, think of a wish.
Make your wish when you have completed
scrolling. Whatever age you are, is the
number of minutes it will take for your
wish to come true. ex.you are 25 years
old, it will take 25 minutes for your wish
to come true).



























However, if you don't send this to
people in 5 minutes, you will have bad
luck for years!!



Go for it!!!















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Congratulations!!! Your wish will
now come true in your age minutes.



Now follow this carefully....it
can be very rewarding!!!!



If you repost this within the next 5 min.
something major that you've been wanting
will happen.



This is scary!



The phone will ring right after you repost as "Cell Phone Trick

Loyalty (Skit) lyrics

You Know While Your Mother Is Cooking The Macaronni
Today I Figured Id Sit Down And Talk To You Since Your Old Enough.
You Know Its Time That You Really Realize What This Family Is All About
Cause About This Time Is When Your Gonna Be Able To Join In
And Earn Some Real Money And Real Cash But Before You Do That
I Wanna Teach You A Little Bit About Loyalty,
The Main Name Of This Game Is Respect And Loyalty.
Family Is A Big Thing When We Do This Kind Of Business
Everything Is With Respect And When A Family Member Gets Outta
Line And Another Family Dont Like It One Thing Leads To Another
And The Next Thing You Know, Your Gone And Then Your Just A Memory Of Me,
My Hearts Broke Then, But You Gotta Remember Theres Always Family And Loyalty,
Loyalty Is The Main Thing. Obviously You Know I Dont Make My Money,
I Dont Make All My Cash From Uh Construction Jobs We Do And
Uh Sanitation And Private Stuff Is All Earned Money Through The Family
And Since Your Of Age Now I Think Its Time I

Taught You What Coming Into The Family And Respect Is All About.
So The First Thing You Gotta Learn Is The Name Respect,
Tha Means You Dont Cross Nobody You Dont Go Over The Line,
Once You Go Over That Line Theres No Coming Back Whether
Youre A Member Of The Family Or Not.
Thats When People Get Whacked And We Dont Want Nobody Whacked In Our Family
So I Gotta Teach You The Proper Way Of Respect.
When Youre Earning Money, Everybody Earns, Everybody Eats Bread.
Its All About Cash Money Thats What Its All About Making The Money.
So The First Thing Of Business Is This, You Remember Your Name,
You Dont Forgets Your Roots.
You Never Ever Disrespect Anyone Thats Above You Especially Your Capo
Especially The Big Time Guys, Those Are The Guys You Listen To.
You Never Ever Disrespect Anyone Unless Your Told To Unless You Get The Okay.
And If There Is No Sit Down Theres Nothing.

R.I.P Cliffton Anderson u didnt deserve this, still in our minds,

CHLOEAND LINDZ u girls are fucking awsome, ur like sisters to me, used to always go to ur place and get drunk all the time would get off work and go there already drunk and get drunker and blaze soooo much,m then u had to move away lindz, that was harsh, i miss all thoes good times, and chlloe we close, ur awsome we have had sooo many good times together, partyin it up, drinkin, blazing and them stupid fights, now ur wit my good buddy jessie and u 2 are made for eachother, soo happy for u chloe, u girls are like familyu u got that, and noone fucks wit my amily so i got ur back till death

MEN have 2 heads and WOMEN have 4 lips The American Dental Association says semen cuts plaque and tartar by 77%. Suck a dick and save a smile... If u have sex 365 times a yr and u melted down all da condoms 2 make a tire what would u call it? a fuckin goodyear! Sex is like playing spades. If u don't have a good partner, u better have a good hand. Big Bad Wolf told lil red riding hood lift ur top so i can suck ur tits. no, she said while lifting her skirt, eat me like the fuckin book says! A rooster and a cat were playing by the pool. the cat fell in and the rooster laughed. The cat said, a wet pussy always makes a cock happy! Girls have unique magic tricks, they get wet without water, bleed without injury, and make boneless things hard.

~Signs That You Are Too Drunk ~
1. You lose arguments with inanimate objects.
2. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth.
3. Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream.
4. Career won't progress beyond Senator from Massachusetts.
5. The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat.
6. Sincerely believe alcohol to be the elusive 5th food group.
7. 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case - coincidence?? - I think not!
8. Two hands and just one mouth... - now THAT'S a drinking problem!
9. You can focus better with one eye closed.
10. The parking lot seems to have moved while you were in the bar.
11. You fall off the floor...
12. Your twin sons are named Barley and Hops.
13. Hey, 5 beers has just as many calories as a burger, screw dinner!
14. Mosquitoes catch a buzz after attacking you
15. At AA meetings you begin: "Hi, my name is... uh..."
16. Your idea of cutting back is less salt.
17. The whole bar says 'Hi' when you come in...
18. You think the Four Basic Food Groups are Caffeine, Nicotine,Alcohol, and Women
19. Every night you're beginning to find your roommate's cat more and more attractive.om "

Tia ur dope, we good buddys and some good fuckin memories, gettin crunk, and shit, we gottaget drunk more. hahaha and i made u fall for the thing under this shout out



this is fucked up shit

Say the word COW before each word.

1 - Cows
2 - About
3 - Talking
4 - Idiot
5 - This
6 - Got
7 - I
8 - Long
9 - How
10 - Look


Now say the word COW After each word

1 - Cows
2 - About
3 - Talking
4 - Idiot
5 - This
6 - Got
7 - I
8 - Long
9 - How
10 - Look


Now say the word COW before AND after each word.

1 - Cows
2 - About
3 - Talking
4 - Idiot
5 - This
6 - Got
7 - I
8 - Long
9 - How
10 - Look


Now read just the words upwards from the bottom.

1 - Cows
2 - About
3 - Talking
4- Idiot
5 - This
6 - Got
7 - I
8 - Long
9 - How
10 - Look




this is from "smart" jacki
- Online -


Age 16, Female
Who are you?: jacki
Are we friends?:yeah
When and how did we meet?:like 2 urs ago or somethin and iunno how i think it might of been at skewl
Have I ever hurt you?:yeah
Would you hug me?:yeah
Would you kiss me?:iunno
What reminds you of me?:coke (jkjk)
Are we close?:yea i think so
Emotionally, what stands out?:ur heart
Do you wish I was cooler?:i dont think ur uncool
On a scale of 1-10, how nice am I?:8
Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.:
Am I loveable?:iunno ive neva been that close to u but i mean i could sse it yeah
How long have you known me?:a couple yrs
Describe me in one word.:fun
What was your first impression about me ?:that u were an ass...:(
Do you still think that way about me now?:no
What do you think my weakness is?:hmmmm....hot girls
Do you think I'll get married?:yeah
What Would You Do If:
I committed suicide:cry
I said I liked you:give u a hug
I kissed you:...
I lived next door to you:party everyday
I started smoking:u already do smoke
I stole something:havent u already done that
I was hospitalized:id go in da hospital and chill with u
I ran away from home:let u come top my place
HOW DID WE MEET? skewl i think

WOULD YOU
go out with me?iunno
give me your number?u already have my #
kiss me?mayb
let me kiss you?mayb
have sex with me?iunno
watch a movie with me?sure
let me take you out to dinner?mayb
let me drive you somewhere?haha roadrage jkjk it would depend on if u were sobar or not lol
be my boyfriend/girlfriend?iunno
have a fling with me?iunno
let me buy you a drink?yeah
take me home for the night?iuno
Sing car karaoke with me?haha sure
re-post this for me to answer your questions?yeah
Come pick me up at 3 am because my car ran out of gas in the middle of nowhere?yeah (if i actually had a car) lol
dance with me?sure
let me make you breakfast?sure
help me with homework?haha yeah but i think ur smarter then me
tickle me to death?yea
let me tickle you?uve already done that
stick up for me if i was being put down?
play strip poker with me?iunno mayb
say yes if i asked you out?iunno
borrow a pair of my underwear if yours for some reason got ruined?haha i dont think so
instant message me?yeah
greet me in public?yeah
hang out with me?yeha
bring me around your friends?yeah

ARE WE...
aquaintences?no
friends?yeah
in a relationship?no

AM I...
smart?yeah
cute?sometimes
funny?yeah
cool?yeah
loveable?yeah i could c it
adorable?sometimes
hot?mayb
compassionate?iuno probably
annoying?sometimes
gonna get married?yeah
great to be with?yeah
attractive?yeah
mean?sometimes
odd?sometimes

HAVE YOU EVER...
thought about me?yeha
wished i were there?yeah
had a crush on me?yeah
wanted my number?yeah
had a dream about me?yeah
been distracted by me? yeah





Kiss on the stomach; I'm ready.

-Kiss on the Forehead; I hope we're together forever.

-Kiss on the Ear; Your my everything.

-Kiss on the Cheek; We're friends.

-Kiss on the Hand; I adore you.

-Kiss on the Neck; We belong together.

-Kiss on the Shoulder; I want you.

-Kiss on the Lips; I like you.
__________________________________________________

What the gesture means...

-Holding Hands; We definitely like each other.

-Slap on the Butt; That's mine.

-Holding on tight; I don't want to let go.

-Looking into each other's Eyes; I just plain like you.

-Playing with Hair; Tell me you love me.

-Arms around the Waist; I like you too much to let go.

~Laughing while Kissing; I am completely comfortable with you.

__________________________________________________


Advice;

Don't ask for a kiss, take one.

If you were thinking about someone while reading this,

you're definitely in Love.

__________________________________________________


Requirements;

Post this again after reading!!

Or you will have a bad year of Relationships.

__________________________________________________

If you LIKE, LOVE, OR MISS someone right now

and can't get them out of your head

then Re-post this within One Minute and Whoever you are

missing will surprise you.

Repost this as "what every kiss means'

IF U HAD ME AL0NE... L0CKED UP
IN Y0UR R00M F0R TWENTY-F0UR H0URS
& WE COULD DO WHATEVER YOU WANTED
WHAT W0ULD Y0U D0 WITH ME? TELL ME IN
A MESSAGE... CUZ ITS A SECRET... THEN
REPOST THIS IN YOUR BLOG... YOU MIGHT
BE SUPRISED WITH THE RESPONSES YOU
GET. IF YOU DONT REPOST THIS YOU ARE A COWARD BE CREATIVE

PAUL WALL

"Girl"

[Chorus: sped-up sample of "Oh Girl" by the Chi-Lites]
Ohhh girl, I'd be in trouble if you left me now
Cause I don't know where to look for love, I just don't know how
Ohhhhhhhh girl, I'd be in trouble if you left me now
Cause I don't know where to look for love, I just don't know how
Ohhhh.. [cut off and echoes]

[Paul Wall]
It started off, we were two peas in the pod
Motivated by love with the blessings of God
We were head over heels in this love thang
Funny ain't it thinkin back, our friends thought it was just a fling
I used to call you on the phone, late night tip
Mackin to you in your ear, conversation well equipped
I used to make you laugh, I used to make you smile
But all the while your roommates were in denial
We felt a lot of jealousy from the very start
Your so-called friends kept tryin to tear us apart
They used to tell you all kinda lies
Just like a wolf in sheep's clothing, the devil came in disguise
They transformed all your smiles into tears
to sabotage your happiness and blamed it on my busy career
I gave you e'rythang, aimin to please
But I guess it wasn't enough, cause now you ready to leave
But don't go baby

[Chorus]

[Paul Wall - over Chorus]
What it do baby, don't leave me hangin baby
I know you feelin this, I'm just sayin though
I know you hearin me, so don't do it baby
You know I keep it real, just let me tell you somethin

[Paul Wall]
Lil' momma been down with me for a while
When you tryin to smile I'm the one you like to dial
But lately I've been on a mission for commission
So while you at home wishin you was with me I've been missin
But listen I'm tryin to lace you up with diamonds that glisten
I got a vision so baby you need to kill all the fiction
Don't listen to what your friends sayin, they just jealous
cause they on the sidelines watchin while you in the game playin
I'm just sayin you should be stayin, but I ain't trippin
I'm in love with my money baby that's how I'm livin
You know I got you on my mind like an edge up
And all of your naggin me and whinin it got me fed up
I'm on the grind hustlin, stackin my cash
But you just thank I'm in the streets chasin after some ass
Tryin to break that bread, I'm tryin to get that cake
But you complainin talkin 'bout you fin' to escape, baby what it do

[Chorus]

[Paul Wall]
I'm tryin to tell you 'bout your friends hatin
While they be over there complainin I'm just on my grind paper chasin
You got them insecure thoughts in your mind
But instead of chasin hoes I be overtime on my grind
You steady listenin to the gossip in the beauty shop
But all them jealous single females want what you got
They would do anythang to take yo' place
Cause everytime I come around they be givin me that sex face
You ridin shotgun in the James Bond Benz
With the frog-eyed lens on them 20 inch do rims
So why you worried about your jealous so-called friends
I'm just on my grind tryin to stack me up some ends baby
I used to make you laugh, I used to make you smile
And all the while your jealous friends been in denial
I ain't askin much, lil' momma just keep it real
Either you're down with me or not, baby what's the deal

[Chorus - 2.5X w/o cut-off until last 1/2 repeat]




T-PAIN
"I'm N Luv Wit A Stripper (Remix)"
(feat. MJG, Paul Wall, Pimp C, Too $hort, Twista)

[T-Pain talking]
Damn lil' mama, you thought Akon and T-Pain was the only ones in love wit a stripper?
Forgot to mention Twista, Paul Wall, Pimp C, MJG, Too $hort, come on baby
You know we had to remix this

[T-Pain]
She got the body of a goddess, everybody know that
Super-cute face and the booty so fat
I'm in the club dropping twenty-four stacks
Cuz I'm in love and that's a well known fact
Like, yeah she know what she doing
If a nigga chillin' with a stripper then he never go back home
She got eyes butter pecan brown can't leave it alone
Liking the way she break it down to the flo'
Need to get her over here show her where
It's about to go down right now
I'm in love with a stripper

[Twista]
You wanna know where Twista be on fifty
T-Pain invited me to Magic City
I'm about to have some fun 2001, in these pocket all my e-fizzles with me
I like the way mama get up on the table
I like the way she pour the honey in her naval
I like it when she smack her fatty and open it up in front of me
I wanna touch it but I ain't able
The one leg she can shake at the top of the pole
Look at the laffy taffy when she pop, she roll
I wanna get her in the bed right after they close
When I do a video you get the popular role
In the V.I.P. they get a lil' lap dance
Come and grind on the willy of a black man
In my ear tellin' me the shit a nigga like to hear
While I nibble on ya nipple like Pac-Man
She freakin' she lickin' she rubbin'
Then she pulled my dick out and start suckin'
All because I be the Twista
Even though T-Pain told me shorty was a freak
I asked her can I take her home (Down right now)

[Chorus 2X - T-Pain]
I'm in love with a stripper
She really think I'm playing, I'm playing
She take me for a joke when I say it
I'm in love with a stripper
Got it real hot, gotta get with her
I can't stay out this club

[Pimp C]
Uh, young Pimp C
I'm a P-I-M-P, trickin' ain't in my pedigree
It really ain't bout no square love it's strictly cause she payin' me
She be wantin' lay me but I can't do too much of that
Cuz even though yo ass fat, freakin' off ain't where it's at
But I can show you how to get out there and get it
You love yo daddy I know ya with it
That's why I got love for you
Cuz you get out there and do what it do
Workin' my piece and work the pole
Break the trick you gotta pay to roll
Get the money break 'em off
And we in the Benz and we scratchin' off

[Paul Wall]
It was love at first sight when I seen that ass shakin'
And bout fifty dollars later it was love in our makin'
Ya simply won my heart when I saw the way ya work that pole
And when you bent over ya had my wallet in a choke hold
I saw you in your birthday suit and and baby it was fate
When you give me a lap dance its like we gone on a date
But I feel like ya cheatin' on me when I see ya dancin' with other guys
I'm runnin' low on ones, I cant lie I'm in love baby

[Chorus 2X - T-Pain]

[MJG]
I'm in love with a stripper, I need to get some stripper counselin'
Cuz I'm the first one in the front row when they make a stripper announcement
I think I'm fallin' in love with the one with the most ass
Thin, lil' bitty waist, I'ma go and buy that bitch a Volkswagen
MJG, pimp tight, no mo' tippin' stop the bill
If I come in here one mo' night I'm gon' need Dr. Phil
But I'm a G, I'll step back and tell them bitches outright
Ain't no way I can turn a stripper into a housewife

[Too $hort]
The last girl was pretty but she wasn't fine as you
She sexy but she couldn't do the thangs you do
She could dance but nothin' like the way you move
I used to want her until the day I saw you
I'm a grown ass man I thought I seen it all
Doin' all that on the pole and didn't even fall
And right then I knew exactly what it was (What's that)
I wanna fuck the baddest bitch in the club

[Chorus 4X - T-Pain][/center][/color]

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u punk as lil bitch
ur the pussy that fuckin hide behind his friends
and if u wanna get urself jumped then keep on fuckin talkin shit cuz its comin,
u think ur all tuff
lets see how tuff u r when u got 7 or 8 guys pounding the shit outta u,
just keep talkin
and if u ever call my friend a fucking bitch ever again i will fuckin destroy u, she is probably one of the most gourgeous girls around and ur just a jelous bitch thats jelous cuz she dont wanna hang wit ur nasty ass,
fuck ur a punk.
u cna talk shit in ur blog but to my face u aint say shit, u internet thug. u lil bitch, u fuckin pussied out at the trade fair cuz ur a bitch!
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ok last night, saturday march 25, 2006
my friend alex had his bday party
i got sooo shit faced and it was dope
then the fuckin pigs showed up
got damn piggys
but it was still dope
and now sunday march 26. 2006 i have a massive hang over cuz i drank a shit load
the end

On Friday At School The Teacher Says "If You Can Tell Me Who Says These Phrases, You Don't Have To Come To School On Monday!" So The Teacher Says "I Had A Dream" And Little Tommy Raises His Hand And Says "Martin Luther King" The Teacher Says Good Job Now You Dont Have To Come To School On Monday. Little Tommy Says " I Am Jewish So Therefore I Dont Believe In That, So I Will Be At School On Monday"
Now The Teacher Says " Tell Me Who Said "To Be Or Not To Be That Is The Question" And Little Betty Raises Her Hand And Says "Shakespear" The Says Good Job Now You Dont Have To Come To School On Monday. Little Betty Says "I Am Also Jewish So Therefore I Dont Believe In That, So I Will Be At School On Monday" Then In The Back Jimmy Says "Fuckin' Jews" And The Teacher Looks Up And Said "WHO SAID THAT!!!" Little Jimmy Says "Adolf Hitler See You Tuesday!!!"