new first girls...

make me wait longer than a month : Tali
to get another tattoo relating to me(2) : Ali
trick me into liking them : Samm
stood on a roof and threatened to jump off
because I was with other girls : Becky
Groped me while driving a car : Sam
had sex in a bush with : Tanelle!
AHAH thats for you nigger(L)

I told ty's mom I could prob fit 2 people comfortably in my sweater
she didnt believe me...
I proved that bitch wrong

This is why even after I moved a hundred miles away, You can still find me in my home town like once a month
becuase us Port Moody kids know how to party
and that last bonfire was nuts

First girl you...

Hugged - My mom
Kissed - Some girl In 2nd grade
Went out with - Becky Vallance
Made out with - Becky Vallance
Felt under the shirt - Katelyn Mckenzie
Went down their pants Chelsea Lee
Ate out - Chelsea Lee
Got a BlowJob from- Chelsea Lee
Said I love you too and ment it- Liz Skillnick
Passed out With- Liz Skillnick
Smoked Weed with- Brad Bruinsma's SIster
Did E with- Ali Chisolm, Monica Feda
Did Coke With - Miranda
Did Shrooms with Ali
Stole a Car with- Brittany and Lindsey
Went Skinny Dipping with- Everyone at Marias Hottub Party, Marias pool party
Had a Shower with- Megan
Fit the Girl next door fling- umm lol Nelanie?
Had sex with- Mellisa (mrs piggy)
Had anal with- Hasn't Happened
Lived with you- Megan
You wanted to Marry - Megan
Girl you are Going to Marry - Tally Hernandez
Stripped in front of you - Christina it was dope
Wasn't allowed at your house - Vanessa ahahaha
Made you Cry- Becky Vallance
Made you bust too fast Megan
Thought you loved but didnt- Mikaela
was wayy too young for you- Vanessa
stared at the Stars with- Katrina Alter
shared a powerfull experiance with- Every girl Ive been close too
made a blood pact with- Alianna Chisolm
Asked to make out with - Tally, after I found out it worked every other girl when im drunk
Shared with a buddy - JILLIAN HARM with pat boyd ahahahaha
who Grabbed your Junk in school - Girl who went to PMSS who has a kid now

2nd girl you had sex with-Chanelle
3rd- Sacha
4th - Erin
5th - Nelanie
10th- Danielle
20th - Hasnt happened yet
50th- Probobly will never happen unless I changed my name to Kelly Shae

New Years Resolutions...

1.Stop doing Raaaandoms or at least wrap it
2.Workout.. on the daily
3.Quit smoking - sick habbit
4.No more fighting, to soft of a head after concusion # 7
5.Spend more time with my family
6.Stop drinking that half and half cream
it makes me all bloaty and shit.

So finaly I can say Ive said something meaningfull

Your enemies will stab you in the front
Your girlfriend will stab you in the heart
Your buddies will stab you in the back
but your brother will take that knife
and stab those motherfuckers right back.

Its true though.. who needs girls who needs enemies and who needs
friends when all of them can dissapear like nothing,
who needs shit when you have your brothers, and your family

at the end of june im gonna need to rent a room for a couple months just for the summer probobly for less than >300 know anyone? will pay own food and give sweet ass foot rubs(chicks only)

Five simple rules of life I've learned to live by.

5. It actualy is how you use your sword but I definately am
blessed in that area

4. It aint the size of the guy on the weight
Its the size of the weight on the guy

3. Drugs arent cool, But social retardation isn't either

2. Karma exists so do good things for people

1. A life of crime money and sex is definately a life worth living
but a life of love family and happiness is a life worth living
A million times


-Colin Rallings-

Im not down with the blog
or black people....
look this guys getting his clap on-->