i swear to god
im going to marry this girl
>> A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked
>> up for 15 years.
>>
>>
>>
>> He breaks into a house to look for money and guns.
>>
>>
>>
>> Inside, he finds a young couple in bed.
>>
>>
>>
>> He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a
>> chair. While tying
>>
>>
>>
>> the homeowner's wife to the bed, the convict gets
>> on top of her, kisses
>> her neck, then gets up and
>>
>>
>> goes into the bathroom.
>>
>>
>>
>> While he's in there, the husband whispers over to
>> his wife:
>>
>>
>>
>> 'Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at
>> his clothes!
>>
>>
>>
>> He's probably spent a lot of time in jail and
>> hasn't seen a woman in years.
>>
>>
>>
>> I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex,
>> don't resist, don't
>> complain...
>>
>>
>>
>> do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how
>> much he nauseates you.
>>
>>
>>
>> This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets
>> angry, he'll kill us both.
>>
>>
>>
>> Be strong, honey.
>>
>>
>>
>> I love you!'
>>
>>
>>
>> His wife responds: 'He wasn't kissing my neck. He
>> was whispering in my ear.
>>
>>
>>
>> He told me that he's gay, thinks you're cute, and
>> asked if we had any
>> Vaseline.
>>
>>
>>
>> I told him it was in the bathroom.
>>
>>
>>
>> Be strong honey. I love you, too!'
