71 Things you most likely don't know about me
1. Do you snore? I breathe loudly but don't snore.
2. Are you a lover or a fighter? fighter
3. What's your worst fear? the death of my mother
4. As a kid, were you a Lego maniac? yes, I made gas stations mostly.
5. Do you like to have your neck kissed? YES. It's better than chocolate!
6. Do you chew on your straws? No, it hurts my teeth.
7. Were you a cute baby? Yeah, the doctors had a contest to see who was the cutest baby in the ward, I won.
8. What color is your mouse? Black Logitech
9. What color is your keyboard? Black Logitech
10. Do you sing in the shower? Mostly hum.
11. Have you ever bungee jumped? No and I won't.
12. Have any secrets? Yes.
13. Ideal vacation spot? Ireland
14. Do you think Jay Leno is funny? Slightly.
15. Can you swim? Yes
16. Have you seen Donnie Darko? No! I still want to though.
17. Do you give a flip fuck about the ozone? The environment, I do, but the ozone isn't real.
18. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie? Like 200 I think.
19. Can you sing the alphabet backwards? I've never tried and I'm not about to.
20. Have you ever been on an airplane? Yes, finally.
21. Are you an only child? No.
22. Do you prefer electric or manual pencil sharpener? Electric, I like the vibrations.
23. What's your stand on hunting? My dad does it...so I enjoy the benefits of it.
24. Is marriage in your future? Yes
25. Do you like your handwriting? No, it fucking blows.
26. What are you allergic to? grass, hay, cats, dogs, and I think bananas and walnuts.
27. When was the last time you said, "I love you"? Last night.
29. Do you cry at weddings? Now I do.
30. How do you like your eggs? Scrambled
31. Are blondes dumb? I hate blonds. They all should dye.
32. Where does the other sock end up? Usually in my pant leg and then falls out when I'm in public.
33. What time is it? 12:30
34. Do you have a nickname? Kris
35. Is McDonalds disgusting? Nope! Yummmmmmy!
36. Whats the date? December 31
37. Do you prefer showers or baths? Showers
38. Is Santa Claus real? St. Nicolas was, but that fairy now is not. I've never believed in Santa Claus.
40. Are you afraid of the dark? Occasionally. Usually if I start thinking about zombies.
41. What are you addicted to? I'd rather not say.
42. Crunchy or creamy peanut butter? Creamy.
43. Can you crack your neck? I can and do when I'm stiff.
44. Have you ever ridden in an ambulance? No, I don't think I have.
46. Is drug free the way to be? No. Hard drugs, yes, but others no.
47. Are you a heavy sleeper? Yes.
48. What color are your bed sheets? Blue
50. Do you like your life? No.
51. Is your name Alan? My middle name is Alise.
52. Are you psychic? No. But I try.
53. Have you read "catcher in the rye"? No.
54. Whats your favorite sport to watch? Polo
55. Have you ever stolen money? yes
56. Can you snowboard? Nope.
57. Do you like camping? Yes.
58. Do you snort when you laugh? Almost every single time.
59. Do you believe in magic? I believe in the Holy Spirit.
60. Are dogs man's best friend? Cats are.
61. You believe in divorce? No.
62. Can you do the moonwalk? If I practised.
65. What was the last thing you ate? Chocolate covered almond
66. Do you wear nail polish? Yes, sometimes.
67. Wish you could live somewhere else? Definitely.
68. What's the most annoying TV commercial? Hands in my pockets!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
69. Would you ever die for your best friend? No, I think I'm self-preserving like that.
70. Favorite band at the moment? My Chemical Romance or Sarah Slean.
71. If you could master any musical instrument, what would it be and why? Violin. I've always wanted to play it, since I was extremely small and it has the most voluptuous sounds.