My name is Rhys (like the candy bar reeses peices)
16
Single and looking (kind of)
Grade 12
BEST
Dutch, Canadian, English, Scotish
Sports: Box Lacrosse, Field Lacrosse, B-Ball, V-Ball, Soccer, Beach V-ball
United states tons
Hawaii 4 times (every main island 1, Oahu 4 times)
Mexico once
Italy once
France once
Jamica once
GrandCayMan once
PLAYERS
Tenacious D F*ck Her Gently Lyrics
This is a song, for the ladies
But fellas, listen closely
You don't always have to fuck her hard, infact sometimes thats not right to do
Sometimes you gotta make some love, and fucking give her some smoochies too
Sometimes you gotta squeeze, sometimes you gotta say please
Sometimes you gotta say 'hey'
Am gonna fuck you..Softly
Am gonna screw you gently
Am gonna hump you..sweetly
Am gonna ball you Discreetly
And then you say 'hey a bought you flowers'
And then you say 'wait a minute Sally'
I think I've got something in my teeth
Could you get it out for me?
Thats fucking teamwork
Whats your favourite posish?
Thats cool with me its not my favourite but I'll do it for you
Whats your you favourite dish?
I'm not gonna cook it but i'll order it from ZANZIBAR!
And then I'm gonna love you completely
And then I'll fucking fuck you discreetly
And then I'll fucking ball you completely
but then.. am gonna fuck you hard