why do we sleep in church?
but when the ceremony is over we suddenly wake up?
why is it so hard to talk about god?
but so easy to talk about sex?
why are we so bored when we read Christian magazines?
but find it easy to read playboy?
why is easy to ignore godly nexopia messages?
yet we repost the nasty ones?
why are the churches getting smaller?
but bars and clubs growing?
think about it, are you going to repost this?
or are you going to ignore it, cause you think you will get laughed at ?
just remember god is always watching you?
repost this as "don't read if your under 12"
80% of you will not repost this
Jesus said:
"If you deny me in front of your friends,
I will deny you infront of my father."
IF U HAD ME AL0NE... L0CKED UP
IN Y0UR R00M F0R TWENTY-F0UR H0URS
& WE COULD DO WHATEVER YOU WANTED
WHAT W0ULD Y0U D0 WITH ME? TELL ME IN
A MESSAGE... CUZ ITS A SECRET... THEN
REPOST THIS... YOU MIGHT
BE SUPRISED WITH THE RESPONSES YOU
GET. IF YOU DONT REPOST THIS YOU ARE A COWARD
be Truthful
blah blah blea blah bloe blea blah
1) That's not right ................Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive?.............Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP...............................Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man ...............................Dum Fuk
5) Small Horse ..............................Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the beach?.................Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped into a coffee table.Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin ni
8 ) I think you need a face lift .............Chin Tu Fat
9) It's very dark in here ...................Wai So Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet ......Wai Yu Mun Ching?
11) This is a tow away zone .................No Pah King
12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week..Wai Yu Kum Nao?
13) Staying out of sight ....................Lie Ying Lo
14) He's cleaning his automobile ............Wa Shing Ka
15) Your body odor is offensive .............Yu Stin Ki Pu
16) Great ...................................Fa Kin Su Pah
does your dog go pee
all over your knee
does it dribble down your leg
does it smell like old pepsi
does it flow like a river
does it flow like a stream
does your dog go pee
CANCER: The Cutie
MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high sex appeal. Great in bed!!! Love is one of a kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet! Entirely creative. Extremely random and proud of it. Freak in bed. Spontaneous. Great telling stories. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to. 12 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
Kayla.xox;* Holland.Frace.German.Spain.Alberta..;*summer holidays..; says:
if that didnt hurt you just have no feelings becuase your cold hearted
22<---[Mitchell]--->22 says:
no your face is cold hearted
Kayla.xox;* Holland.Frace.German.Spain.Alberta..;*summer holidays..; says:
my face does have a heart so how can it be cold!!! see look i do outsmart you ooooo what now
Kayla.xox;* Holland.Frace.German.Spain.Alberta..;*summer holidays..; says:
mr im so smart
Kayla.xox;* Holland.Frace.German.Spain.Alberta..;*summer holidays..; says:
you just got outsmarted!1
22<---[Mitchell]--->22 says:
u suck
Girl: i like him
Friend: you do... really?
Girl: yeah
Friend: why?
Girl: are u serious? have you seen him SMiLE?!
Friend: you should tell him.. he likes u 2
Girl: he does?? how do u no??
HiM: because i no ur friends password
i dont get it.....
ALI I FOUNDED THE 3 HEADED MONSTER PICTURE!!!!!!!
>>>CANCER<<<
•MOST AMAZING KISSER.
•Very high sex appeal.
•Great in bed
•Love is one of a kind.
•Very romantic.
•Most caring person you will ever meet!
•Entirely creative
•Random and proud of it
•Great tellin stories
•Great fighter and will Knock your lights out
hell ya thats me;) expecally the last thing:)
----------------JULY--------------
Fun to be with. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. spazzy at times. Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Loves to be alone. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt but takes long to recover. Repost this in the next 5 mins and your reputation will boost someway in the next 12 days
does that really sound like me????
