The Man, The Name, The Legacy:
dylanCARDINAL
Goalie For......
Why Have Brodeur,,,,When u Can have ...... Cardinal !!
I play for the logo on the front
not the name on the back
but in the end
its all or nothing.
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not the name on the back
but in the end
its all or nothing.
"good Job Salad!" one of the many Cam quotes
Hockey Boys
The cockiest, dirtiest, most irresponsible group of athletes in the world. Will do anything just to be able to tell his teammates a great story in the dressing room. Live the dream until they are 35 then realize they never made it. Ladies love us, guys want to be us, we are the soul of the universe. You lace up the skates, put on the gloves, strap on the helmet, and walk on to the ice and nothing else matters. It doesn't matter that you failed a test, your girl is being a bitch, or that you got a ticket on the way there...you're world is absolutely perfect for the next couple hours. Here's to face-offs, goals, assists, overtime, living on the road, cold rinks, early mornings, breakaways,countless hours of practice, bag skates, puking, thousands of dollars, dangling d-men, end to end rushes, big hits, broken twigs, new skates, packing bombs, dropping the mittens, wheelin' broads, coaches, adding the letter "y" to the end of everyone's last name, let downs, miracles, and most of all - the game of Hockey. Why? Why do we skate back and forth night after night? Skating so hard your heart beat rings in your head, while your lungs are grasping for air. Late nights, early mornings, Friday nights, Saturday evenings, broken bones, torn muscles and deep bruises. We skate through it all. Why? Why would someone push themselves so hard the uneducated pussies always ask? It's never been for the fucking the money, it's not for the girls, and it's not for the fame. 'The Boys' play because we fucking love it ... If you are a hockey player and you are proud to be one, pass This shit on with pride mother fucker, and let everyone know the definition of a man.
The Top 10 Sexually Suggestive Hockey Player Sayings
10) "Boy, I'd like to fill her net."
9) "Wanna see my Buffalo Sabre?"
8) "Want to go to my place for a one-timer?"
7) "He Scores, he shoots."
6) "I wouldn't mind being in her crease."
5) "I'd take her into the boards...headboards that is."
4) "She makes me wanna lose my stick, throw down and go at it."
3) "I'd like to put the Penalty in her Penalty Box".
2) "I wouldn't mind introducing her cups to my Lord Stanley."
1) "Damn...she's got some MIGHTY Ducks!"
MADDIE<3 HONEY
