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Cars
Computers
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Food
and so much more...

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Top 10 Reasons to Date a Biker
1. We are good with our hands
2. We can go for long periods without taking a break
3. We like to get dirty
4. We can take a pounding
5. We like to go fast
6. Once we fall down we get right back up
7. we always have a spare rubber
8. Skill is definite
9. Our timing is perfect
10. Protection doesnt slow us down

10 reasons why bikess are better than girlfriends

1-Bicycles dont get pregnant
2-If your bike is too loose you can tighten it
3-Bikes dont whine unless something is really wrong
4-You can share your a bike with a friend
5-Bikes dont care how many other bikes you have ridden
6-Bikes dont care if you buy bike magazines
7-You can ride your bike anytime of the month
8-Bikes dont insult you if you are bad rider
9-You dont have to take shower before you ride your bike
10-You can ride your bike the first time you meet it without having to take it to dinner, see a movie or meet its parents

TOP 10 REASONS HOCKEY IS BETTER THAN SEX
10. YOU GO IN 1-2 MINUTE SHIFTS
9. THE PUCK IS ALWAYS HARD
8. THE PROTECTIVE EQUIPMENT IS REUSABLE
7. IT LASTS A FULL HOUR
6. YOU KNOW YOU ARE FINISHED WHEN THE BUZZER SOUNDS
5. YOUR PARENTS CHEER WHEN YOU SCORE
4. A 2 ON 1 OR 3 ON 1 IS NOT UNCOMMON
3. IT IS LEGAL TO PLAY PROFESSIONALLY
2. YOU CAN COUNT ON IT AT LEAST TWICE A WEEK
1. PERIODS ONLY LAST 20 MINUTES

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You Know You Live In 2005 When .










[1.] You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.










[2.] You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.











[3.] The real reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have a screen name.










[4.] You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing to button on the T.V.











[6.] Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.











[7.] You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.











[8.] As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.











[9.] And.. you were too busy to notice number 5.











[10.] You actually scrolled back up to check that there was no 5.











[11.] And now you're laughing at your stupidity.

HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN:

Compliment her,
cuddle her,
kiss her,
caress her,
love her,
stroke her,
tease her,
comfort her,
protect her,
hug her,
hold her,
spend money on her,
wine & dine her,
buy things for her,
listen to her,
care for her,
stand by her,
support her,
go to the ends of the earth for her....


HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN:

Show up naked,
Bring beer....

25 Things Guys Want Girls To Know!!

1. We're not as perverted as you think we all are.

2. No matter what YOU say, your ex-boyfriend IS a LOSER.

3. We like you to give us hugs and kisses sometimes too.

4. Don't argue with us when we call you beautiful.

5. Don't treat us like crap, what goes around comes around.

6. We know you're pretty, that's one of the reason's we're going out with you.

7. Don't go into detail about your period. It scares us.

8. If you have cramps and we ask you what's wrong, just tell us it's that time of the month and
nothing more.

9. If you really liked us for us, you would let us think that our mustache, beard, or sideburns
looked cool.

10. We never shave our legs. So get over it.

11. NEVER ask us if you can put makeup on us. It's just wrong............

12. Don't make bets about us, because one of your friends will tell us, if you don't.

13. When we tell you that you're not fat, believe us.

14. We absolutely do not care about the Backstreet Boys, *NSYNC, 98 Degrees, or what any other guy looks like for that matter.

15. We may not be able to pee accurately all of the time, but at least we can stand up and go pee.

16. Just cause you think you're always right, doesn't mean that you don't have to apologize when you do something "wrong."

17. You expect us to say and do sweet things for you, but it would be nice if you did the same
every once in a while. We like to know that you love us.

18. We can't always be spontaneous, so try to help us make the plans sometimes.

19. Don't ask us to beat up another guy for you, cause you might get what you wish for.

20. Never kick us in the nuts "just to see what we would say". That's just mean.

21. Never pretend like you are going to break up with us and laugh when we believe you.

22. Pamela Anderson's boobs aren't fake anymore, but we like yours better anyway.

23. Size doesn't matter, except to idiots who don't want a relationship.

24. PMS is not an excuse.

25. If you want us to put the seat down when we're done, you should put it up when you're done.
try this:

1. Grab a calculator (You won't be able to do this one in your head)
2. Key in the first three digits of your phone number (NOT the area code)
3. Multiply by 80
4. Add 1
5. Multiply by 250
6. Add the last 4 digits of your phone number
7. Add the last 4 digits of your phone number again
8. Subtract 250
9. Divide number by 2

Do you recognize the answer?