While Jeremy Filipek and I were goign to Whitespot we walked by a brown man sitting on the bus stop on the sportsplex side and as we walked by he yelled out ,
"Hey you boys I like the way you walk."
thought to my self " WHAT THE FUCK"
Then the man asked us to come over and he said"I watched you walked by and I want to know. Where you learned to walk like that."
So i told him O yeah uhh i just picked it up.
Then he begins saying a bunch of random shit for 40 seconds and the only word I heard was one 'night stand'.
So I thought to my self "O shit he wants to rape us!"
But he began telling us that girls are not to be used as one night stands and they should be respected.
So I said yeah man I know what your saying! So true!
Then the man said "i'll show you what's been keeping me through life!"
So he begins reaching into his plastic bag and I though ' O shit he's gonna pull something on us!' So I told Jeremy "Fuck back up"
And then the man finally pulls out a Bible and he says "This is my book of choice, is it your book of choice?"
I just said "Yeah great book jesus all the way!"
Then we started to cry and was preying( Or I think he might of farted?!?!!?)
After he grabbed our hands and started to prey and like before he made no sense at all. So i started looking around then I heard Jeremy say "Amen" and I said "shit uhh Amen!"
Then as I tried again to tell him I had to go he called us back and said" Do you have any spare change? 500 would do good!"
So i thought he was just kidding so i starded laughing but then he looked up and his face looked like he was going to kill me!
So I told him "Yeah okay I have some." And gave him like 37 cents.
Then as he looked at the money I thoguht shit and pulled Jeremy away and we ran to Whitespot.
REMEMBER KIDS WHEN EVER A MAN TELLS YOU "I LIKE THE WAY YOU WALK" JUST RUN AWAY!
Dear incoming grade 8s,
Congrats....now you're the lowest of the low, Here are just a few helpful words of advice:
- Sex doesn't make you cool & it won't make the upper-
class boys think any higher of you. So don't go around bragging about it,
no one cares & then you look like an easy grade 8 whore..
just leave all the slutty things you did in grade 7 in elementary school.
- dont brag about the number of grads you know. The more you brag, the more we can tell you're a grade 8.
- Don't walk around telling upperclassmen you're not all stupid grade 8s, we don't care, we're still calling you one.
-Respect your teachers and your peers. Getting written up everyday and purposely failing really doesn't look cool,
we may laugh but it is at you for your ignorance. If your going to waste time and school board money on bullcrapping around
just drop out you're a lost cause and your really not that cool.
people talk down about you behind your back.
-Grade 8 Girls: Don't break out in dramatic scenes in the hallways.
Just like you keep your tampons and condoms you think you're going to use in your purse, keep that shit to yourself.
- Dont think you're smart because you filled up water bottles with vodka/ or coke bottles with bacardi and snuck it onto your 7th grade field trip.
We've all done it.. so don't be proud.
- DO NOT think that the upper-class girls are your best friends.. they will just laugh at you.
- Stop thinking you are the shiz cuz nobody even knows you
truth is.... you're really not.
-Do not wear ripped jeans and an Abercrombie shirt because you want to make "a variety of friends."
Only upperclass can wear this =] So you will be laughed at.
-Don't act like a fucking drama queen. No one cares if you boyfriend/ girlfriend two hours dumped you.
That doesn't give you a reason to say you're going to kill youself. Get real.
- Do not slick your bangs to your face and wear "bracelets" in you're ears because you think that you're Hood.
-If you are going to try and rebel, it most likely won't work.
- Don't think that you have privacy now. Once you're here.. Your business is everyone's business.
-Dont tell everyone you love your boyfriend after 2 days, you're an idiot.
Same goes with guys dont say you love your girlfriend after 2 days, you're also an idiot
- Dont tell your friends that youre busy after school and tell them u have to go meet your friends in the student parking lot,
we all know your brother/sisters just taking you home.
- You'll never be as hot as the older girls. So don't try.
- To all grade 8 guys, you can't get with the older girls.
- Don't try to say you're older than you really are.
The way you walk, dress & talk just has grade 8 written all over you.
- Grade 8 Girls: You are an LG. DON'T Deny it
- Your name is "the class of 12." HAHA.. enough said.
-Don' t try to pull that stuff "Well you were a grade 8 once..."
STOP! We know that we were freshmen,
but we aren't anymore so sit down & shut the fuck up.
-The day you mess with our boyfriend/girlfriend, you'll never enjoy high school again.
- Don't be a slut. This should be the number one rule.
Being one could most likely get you knocked the fuck out.
- DO NOT crowd our halls like cattle, because the upper classmen can (& most likely will), push you out of the way.
You will get hurt.
-If you ever some in contact with a drag queen, or drag king don't mess with them.
They're not gay: and they will fuck you up.
-To all the grade 8 guys, we know your balls haven't dropped yet.
That's why you still sound like Mickey Mouse.
Don't go around bragging how big your privites is or how huge your balls are.
We all know you're lying.
-Grade 8 girls dont point and gossip about "emos" because most likely they're not and they have friends that can and will get you back
-Grade 8's do NOT randomly stop in the hallways were bigger then you and I will personally knocked you into the wall.
-grade 8s if you have a locker below us and take to long we will hit you with our locker door and pretend it was an accident. Pfft i'll make sure it knocks you out!
-Believe me---You CANT win.
Have FUN being a grade 8...for a fun-filled year with NO life and NO opinion whatsoever.
-Dont even bother trying to talk shit to any of us.
Your older brother/sister is one of us.
they will have just as much fun as us watching you get knocked the fuck out
-Carrying expensive items will not get you any popularity either. only the seniors do this- if you do this, you will get mugged by the seniors.
-dying your hair will not make you look cool, neither will you look cool if you have a giant mohawk. it is most likely that a grade 8's mohawk may be mowed down by a senior who gets the piss annoyed out of him by the fact he can't look over your damn mohawk. cut your hair, comb it, wash it, dont dye it. then maybe we won't try to dye it with toilet water.
-Nobody gives a flying crap if you are anti-government. nobody gives a crap if you are anti-establishment, anti-authority. Being an anti-everything punk automatically makes you gay. not being an anti-everything punk makes you gay too. you're just gay.
-don't pull your older siblings into arguments, nor should you bring in his friends.
grow some testes and face the world yourself and dont be a pussy
Sincerely,
the Upper Class of '07, 08, 09, 2010, and 2011
- If you're an upperclassman, repost this.
( add some extra touches if you'd like too =] )
what would you do if
[1]. I died from natural causes:
[2]. I kissed you:
[3]. I lived next door to you:
[4]. I started smoking:
[5]. I stole something:
[6]. I was hospitalized:
[7]. I ran away from home:
[8]. I got into a fight and you weren't there?:
what do you think aboutt myy
[1] Personality:
[2] Eyes:
[3] Face:
[4] Hair:
[5] Clothes:
[6] Manners:
[7] Life:
would youu
[1]. Be my friend?:
[2]. Keep a secret if I told you one?:
[3]. Hold my hand?
[4]. Take a bullet for me?
[5]. Keep in touch?:
[6]. Try and solve my problems?:
[7]. Love me?:
[8]. Date me?:
have you ever
[1]. Lied to make me feel better?:
[2]. Wanted to kiss me?:
[3]. Wanted to kill me?:
[4]. Broke my heart?:
[5]. Kept something important from me?:
[6]. Thought I was unbearably annoying?
::And More::
[1]. Who are you?
[2]. Are we friends?
[3]. When and how did we meet?
[4]. Describe me in one word:
[5]. What was your first impression?
[6]. Do you still think that way about me now?
[7]. What reminds you of me?
[8]. If you could give me anything what would it be?
[9]. How well do you know me?
[10]. When's the last time you saw me?
[11]. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
[12]. Would everything still be the same without me?
[13]. Are you gonna put this on yours to see what I say about you?
