AM I??
1. Quiet?? Loud??
2. Short?? Tall?
3. Weird??Original?
4. Nice? Mean?
5. Friendly??Horrible?
6. Normal? "Special"?
7. Smart??Stupid
8. Boring? Fun?
8. Jenorous? Selfish?
9. Attractive? Unattractive

DO YOU THINK I'M...
1. A psycho?:?
2. A nerd?:?
3. A slut?:?
4. Ghetto?:?
5. A bitch?:?
6. Two-faced?:?
7. Obnoxious?:?
8. Immature?:?
9. Mature?:?
11. Moody?:?
12. Stoner?:?
13. Alcoholic??
15. Lovable?:?
16.? A?Bitch?:??
17. Pretty, Normal, Ugly?

JUST SOME QUESTIONS
1. What do u think I'll be when I grow up?:
2. (a) Do u think I'll get married?:
??? (b) If u do..who do u think I'll marry?:
3. When is my birthday?:
4. Who Are my best friends?
5. What song (if any) reminds u of me?:
6. Do I remind u of any characters on TV?:?
7. If u could rename me...what would my name be?:
8. Have u ever had a dream about me?:
9.What was it??
10. If u could give me anything...what would it be?:
11. If u could promise me anything..what would it be?:?
12. If you could have anything that I have what would it be?:

PERSONAL(OPPOSITE SEX)
2. Would u ever kiss me?:?
3. Would u ever consider being my boyfriend?:?
4. Have you ever thought of me in that way??:?
5. If we spent a day together.where would we go and what would we do?:
6. If u could describe me in one word...what would that word be?:
7. (a)Do u or have u ever had a crush on me?:?
??? (b)Do u still have a crush on me?
8. Do u want me?:
9. (a)Do u think u would have a chance with me?:?
??? (b)Would I have a chance with u?:?
10.If I asked you out what would you say?:
11.(a)If I told u I loved you would it change our relationship?:
??? (b)If yes how?:
12.If you could change anything about me what would it be?:

**EVERYBODY**

Are You pretending to be my friend?
Whats My Favourite Colour?
Whats my middle name?
Where do I live?
Do I like Holdens or Fords?
Would you call me a friend?
Do u wish we were closer?
What is your complete opinion of me :


What Would You Do If:
� I committed suicide:
� I said I liked you:
� I kissed you:
� I lived next door to you:
� I started smoking:
� I stole something:
� I was hospitalized:
� I ran away from home:
� I got into a fight and you weren't there:

What Do You Think About My:
� Personality:
� Eyes:
� Face:
� Hair:
� Clothes:
� Manners:

thank u so much catita, u telling me that really made my day, i love u so much.. u always know wht to say just to make me smile again. whenever im down u always pick me up. the night before my first day of college i was terrified, i thought everyone would not like me and id be so left out and not understand a thing, but u were there giving me inspiration to just go and try it, and i remember u sent me a quote by dr.seuss that said "be urself because the people who mind dont matter and the people who matter dont mind" and that and all ur kind words really helped me so much. i know that weve been through some rough times, but u know tht ill always be by ur side no matter what silly things u do and i know ull always be there for me too.

Find A Guy Who Calls You Beautiful Instead Of Hot
Who Calls You Back When You Hang Up On Him
Who Will Lie Under The Stars And Listen To Your Heartbeat
Or Will Stay Awake Just To Watch You Sleep ..
Wait For The Boy Who Kisses Your Forehead
Who Wants To Show You Off To The World When You Are In Sweats
Who Holds Your Hand In Front Of His Friends
Who Thinks You' re Just As Pretty Without Makeup On
One Who Is Constantly Reminding You Of How Much He Cares
And How Lucky He Is To Have You ..
The One Who Turns To His Friends with a Big Smile And Says ..
" Thats Her "

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WOMANS ENGLISH

1. Yes = No

2. No = Yes

3. Maybe = No

4. We need = I want...

5. I am sorry = You'll be sorry

6. Sure, go ahead = You better not

7. We need to talk = You're in trouble

8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later

9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you MORON !

10. You're certanily attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?





MANS ENGLISH

1. I am hungry = I am hungry

2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy

3. I am tired = I am tired

4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!

5. I love you = Let's have sex now

6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex

7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you

8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you

9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you

10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you

11.I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay

Who dis be? Let me tell you who dis be! Dis be the new muthafukin asian sensation! RECOGNIZE! So y'all Canada Day be this Friday and it gonna be tha shite!! We gonna go out partayin til the dawn, Gibo style! Since he does go out every weekend and all... We're gonna kick it up a notch, especially in our little dream team style
So I started a new job recently too and its the shit. RECOGNIZE BEEYATCH.
But moving on, I have a new love in my life ! My new latin lova from Mexico dreaming of me and waiting for me to run away to Mexico with Cat and Christine and Miranda! Oh how I can't wait to run into his arms and kiss him on his large ethnic lips and do a little with his large ethnic penis. I hear they are pretty damn good, the ethnic ones! RECOGNIZE!
So to keep my story sexay and happenin' I'm gonna wrap up this shit and get fuckin nastay! Peace yo!