After gaining my 1st class degree in sexual technique, I realised that it was my solemn duty to disseminate the knowledge I had gained to the general public. I elected to pursue this dream by creating a series of videos whereby I personally demonstrate the path to fulfilment with a number of nubile young ladies.......

Wish it was true. Reality is, I sold my soul to a corporate giant and am currently enslaved as an Employee Relations Consultant. My joy is derived from my relationship with an attractive lady I have been living with for the past few years and I can be found trawling the pubs and nightclubs in Glasgow, Scotland!

I thought I'd join this site because all I know about Canada is what I've seen on South Park and I'm interested to see if you're all really like that.

Oh, and I love Beaver.

Beavers
Mounties

and all other Canadian cliches. Yah !

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Jim Carrey