10 REASONS TO DATE A SNOWBOARDER

1. We move fast.
2. We have a lot of tricks.
3. There's no room for mistakes.
4. We expect to get wet.
5. We prefer to stand.
6. We love to be on top
7. We have amazing balance and stability.
8. We don't "play" anything.
9. We ride whats under us.
10. We ride from Open to Close.

10 REASONS TO DATE A DDR PLAYER

1. We move very quickly.
2. We are very precise.
3. We can hold it for a long time.
4. We have excellent stamina.
5. We play whenever theres a chance.
6. We make other people stop and stare.
7. We can go whatever speed nessecary.
8. We don't mind being graded.
9. We go for the full combo.
10. We do things you've never seen.

10 REASONS TO DATE A MOUNTAIN BIKER

1. We are good with our hands.
2. We always keep a firm grip.
3. We like to get dirty.
4. We can take a pounding.
5. We like to go fast. Really fast.
6. Once we fall down we get right back up.
7. "We can go again after a short break". Fuck that. We don't take breaks.
8. Skill is Nessecary.
9. Our timing is perfect.
10. Body protection doesnt slow us down.