1. Who are you? Marina and Eilish
2. Are we friends? sure am
3. When and how did we meet? we met at school, probably in the same classes
4. How have I affected you? you have changed our lives
5. What do you think of me? you are neato
6. What's the fondest memory you have of me? psycho session this year...football thingy
7. How long do you think we will be friends or enemies? forever
8. Do you love me? like fat kids love cake
9. Have I ever hurt you? yes, broke my heart
10. Would you hug me? yes
11. Would you kiss me? no, thats crossing the friend line
12. Would you fuck me? im not promising anything
13. Are we close? incredibly
14. Emotionally, what stands out? Marina says "you're positive" Eilish says "You're Weak."...just kidding
15. Do you wish I was cooler? yes, cause its so hot outside
16. On a scale of 1-10, how nice am I? 9 or 10
17. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. gouda..no explanation
18. Am I loveable? sure
19. How long have you known me? not long enough
20. Describe me in one word. penis.
21. What was your first impression?penis.
22. Do you still think that way about me now?yes
23. What do you think my weakness is? penis.
24. Do you think that I am wierd? no
25. What about me makes you happy?penis.
26. What about me makes you sad?penis.
27. What reminds you of me? penis.
28. What's something you would change about me?penis.
29. How well do you know me? not as well as eilish knows your penis
30. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?you have a remarkable penis.
31. Do you think I would kill someone? i hope not
33. Who else reminds you of me? sailor moon
32. If you I told you I had 3 weeks to live what would we do? whatever you would like to do
34. If I died would you cry? yes
35. When was the last time we fought? never
36. Are you going to put this on your journal and see what I say about you? yes
37. What song reminds you of me ? maneater
38. If we where going on a date where would you take me? chucky cheese
39. What is in your opinion, my best asset? your ass-et
40. Do you think I willl get married? if you would like to..yes

1. Who are you? Matt
2. Are we friends? yes
3. When and how did we meet? grade 3 at school
4. How have I affected you? emotionally and physically
5. What do you think of me? ur that guy who hurt my toe
6. What's the fondest memory you have of me? that time u broke my toe how long ago it was......
7. How long do you think we will be friends or enemies? forever and ever
8. Do you love me? in ways only Barry White can explain
9. Have I ever hurt you? to many times
10. Would you hug me? i did that today
11. Would you kiss me? only on a wensday
12. Would you fuck me? WTF....maybe
13. Are we close? oh we are close
14. Emotionally, what stands out? your love for food
15. Do you wish I was cooler? id say
16. On a scale of 1-10, how nice am I? -10 just because of my toe breaking into pieces i can't explain
17. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. Toe Alterer
18. Am I loveable? Sometimes
19. How long have you known me? so long i don't feel like doing the simple math
20. Describe me in one word. Sean
21. What was your first impression? This is what food does to people
22. Do you still think that way about me now? yes jk jk
23. What do you think my weakness is? lol
24. Do you think that I am wierd? in a sunday go to meeting way
25. What about me makes you happy? when i see u i get to see ur sister lol jk jk
26. What about me makes you sad? knowing that one day you will break something else
27. What reminds you of me? seeing my toe
28. What's something you would change about me? ur teeth
29. How well do you know me? i know u inside and out
30. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? i've always wanted to break your toe
31. Do you think I would kill someone? yes
33. Who else reminds you of me? when i see a headlight
32. If you I told you I had 3 weeks to live what would we do? break my toe all over again
34. If I died would you cry? i would cry to the point i wouldn't be able to cry anymore.
35. When was the last time we fought? i dont know....
36. Are you going to put this on your journal and see what I say about you? apparently
37. What song reminds you of me? Make That Money
38. If we where going on a date where would you take me? subway
39. What is in your opinion, my best asset? ur ability to break my toe
40. Do you think I willl get married? i guess

1. Who are you?Matt
2. Are we friends?Ya
3. When and how did we meet?hockey/school
4. How have I affected you?unno, uve gone in my house= broken chair and plate
5. What do you think of me?funny
6. What's the fondest memory you have of me?when we went camping and i threw a rock at u and hit u under ur eye, well thats my fondest one...
7. How long do you think we will be friends or enemies? foreverrrrr
8. Do you love me?only when u do that special thing jk jk
9. Have I ever hurt you?lol...A LOT
10. Would you hug me?sure
11. Would you kiss me? ...no
12. Would you fuck me?
13. Are we close?ya
14. Emotionally, what stands out?The capital "E", cuz thats the biggest letter in "Emotionally"
15. Do you wish I was cooler?lol all the time...no
16. On a scale of 1-10, how nice am I?-11, beats matt alberts one by a -1
17. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. ScamPork, think about how it goes with ur last name, Cheet=Scam, Ham=Pork, get it, ah ah aha
18. Am I loveable?sure...
19. How long have you known me?like 5 years
20. Describe me in one word. Guy-Who-Steals-Jokes
21. What was your first impression?chubby lil guy
22. Do you still think that way about me now? nope
23. What do you think my weakness is?simple math and alcohol
24. Do you think that I am wierd?sure, why not
25. What about me makes you happy?when u fall playing hockey(A LOT)
26. What about me makes you sad?when u dont fall playing hockey
27. What reminds you of me?STEVE ERWIN
28. What's something you would change about me?the farm...
29. How well do you know me?pretty gooood
30. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?dont think so
31. Do you think I would kill someone?ya...matt albert...
33. Who else reminds you of me? TERRY TATE...but whiter
32. If you I told you I had 3 weeks to live what would we do?go biking or go to hawaii
34. If I died would you cry?ya
35. When was the last time we fought?like three 4 days ago, and u know why
36. Are you going to put this on your journal and see what I say about you?hopefully
37. What song reminds you of me ?that one on ur phone right now, this could be anywhere
38. If we where going on a date where would you take me?
39. What is in your opinion, my best asset?ur smile?
40. Do you think I willl get married? yaa
ahahhah and to think id go this whole time with out a sister joke...naaa
Shes only 18, no really, that randomly just came on half threw this