YO guy, all you haters out there, god once said to live is to determine if you like to worship god, without him, i donts know wher i'd be, for all you suckas out ther, i found jesus and his waiting for all of us to embrace is holy love and spirit.

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I'd like to give shouts out to my homies in church choir and those who attend youth group REGULARLY, i hate those haters who come like once a month WHER YO JESUS AT?!?!?!? hahah im funny and i truly believe in god, without him, i donts know wher i'd be.

Thomas, Eric, Joel, Brady, Josh S and C hahah remember that one time at communion when we accidently ate the wafer cookie before drinkin the wine! PROPS hahahahh god would totally forgive us on the one

YO GUY, jesse j mag knows where life is at, its with jesus.

HEY ERIC, NICE HAIRCUT!!!!.......hey nikki nice life?- Props e dog, u truly put the weird in bacteria!!!!
HEY THOMAS nice dog, thanx...- props thomas your so funny u make god look like josh sleno
YO JOSH, YO YOOO YOOOO JOSH

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ERic is wearing a ribbon at safeway reading TRAINEE, man stops and asks eric what his ribbon is for and eric calmly replies EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH, man quickly notices eric is lying and states that says trainee not employee of the month are you stupid? eric responds ya idn bout that

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yooo did i holler out to miiike yet??? i donts thinkin soo, soo i will, me and mike are soooo crazy man SOOOO CRAZYYY, one time we were walkin and he stopped and was like MAN DE JA VUEEE and i was like man is that french for already seen and he was like no man I WANT GREE GRAPES and i was like MADDDDDDDDD CHILLLLLLINNNNN

so im all cool and stuff with monkeys, like if i had my way we'd all have pet monkeys and stuff RIGHHTT ONNNN, but for some reason were like not allowed to so im all scared now, run run run run for your life, grab the first monkey and SPANK IT, hahahah o mang thats soo funny YOU SOOO FUNNY.

I'm not supposed to share personal information but:

a couple of days ago i noticed this BURNING, ITCHING sensation down in my DANGER ZONE, i got some cream from the doctor but it made it worse, if anyone out there can holler from experience im in MAD need of some coolage cuz my balls are burning in my pants and im always touching them. People look at me weird but like YO back up allright? YOU DONTS KNOW, 99% of people are so mean they think cuz you like grippin yooo nuts, that you are weird or something, thats just not cool ok DONT JUDGE A BOOK BY ITS COVER

D.L
Jesus
Sunday Mass, i love waking up to the calm soothing voice of jesus, dont you?
Girls, only if you trust in the lord to da fullest
WWJD?
i was thinkin about makin a t shirt that reads:


Wat is life, without god i mean? Cuzz i donts know where i;d bes without that guy.

10 Reasons to embrace jesus:

1. Without him i donts know were id be
2. Warm towels out of the dryer
3. Warcraft 3
4. The tangy zip of miracle whip
5. Pap smears
6. ALLLLLLLLRIGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHTTTTTTTTTTTT
7. ****'s sister
8. Barmiztfah's ye yeeeeeaaaa judism
9.Da game
10. The picture of those two girls who look like ther from the moon!
11. MMMM you smell pretty......your my favorite

Devil
Hell
Sex
Hellish Places
The feeling like, man i wish jesus was here because without him i donts know wher i'd be.

When peoples take the lords name in vein like seriously, would you like it if i stubbed my toe and was like OUCH JEBEDIAH, like comeon have some decency.

HAte it or love it

Brady- yo guy just wanted to holla at choi boi, BRADY GUY GUY GUY GUYYY yo 50 where your guns at now!!! HAHAHHAHA REMEMBER????? O GOSHH JEEPERS SOOOOOO FUNNY you should seriously join a traveling circus

I dislike how ppl dislike to like things, i mean when you think about it, if u didnt dislike every dislikable thing in life, then life wouldnt be dislikable TRUE DAT SHO FO SHOO