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Quasimoto.

man i am craaaavin the shreddies right about now.

Question for every single one of you

while watching this




did you zone out?

"Bread is swell, but what I'm really excited about is eating jelly made from the blood of the innocent!"


"Pears Soap- now with such a soothing lather, you won't notice that your baby has gotten into a horrible accident!"

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Homosexuality is quite common in the animal kingdom, especially among herding animals. Many animals solve conflicts by practicing same gender sex.

People seem to think that this guy who's developed a real-life suit of the kind worn by Halo protagonist Master Chief has gone slightly bonkers . I couldn't disagree more: Troy Hurtubise, you sir, are a genius . The Trojan suit can reputedly withstand knives, bullets, clubs, light explosives and an elephant gun. Who couldn't use one of these things? Best of all, he claims he could produce them for just $2000 a piece.

The suit is constructed from plastic (of the high-impact variety), with layers of ceramic for bullet protection, and ballistic foam. There's space for morphine, salt, a knife, light, pepper spray, and magnetic holsters for guns. The suit is supposedly even comfortable enough to sit for long periods.

Hurtubise supposedly wants to deal with the military to produce the suits for soldiers in war zones. I think it looks swell, but I have just one question: what if someone manages to sneak up behind you and push you over?

When I see something like this, I get pissed. Not because of what it is or what it represents, but because I didn’t get to play with stuff this cool when I was young. It’s a Pez dispenser that’s also a toy gun. It shoots delicious, delicious Pez. How freaking cool is that?

Unfortunately, these were taken off the market because, apparently, having kids stick a gun in their mouths and pull the trigger is a no-no

HAHA AWESOMEEEE

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle.
Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole
one and prayed for forgiveness.

Me and Robins evil plan

Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: World Domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Mom never loved me

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first seduce a pope. This will cause the world to sense a grave disturbance in the force, paralyzed by your arrival. Who is this ripe bastard? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good wearing the skin of another human?

Stage Two

Next, you must vaporize that opera house in sydney. This will all be done from a underground secret headquarters of doom, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will wet their pants, as countless hordes of computer programmers hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must tauntingly wave your needlessly big weather machine, bringing about pain, suffering, the usual. Your name shall become synonymous with the spice girls, and no man will ever again dare steal your woman. Everyone will bow before your dashing good looks, and the world will have no choice but to make you their new god.