Friday = dyed my hair red. It was temporary so no worries. 65% of ppl thought it was smexy / and the rest were speechless.
School track day = First place in all my events. Second place in Team Relay Event.
Zone Championships = First place in all my events !!! off to cities...
+ our school's getting a banner for qualifying more than 20+ athletes to cities. !!!
Yeah my computer is an XP, but my nerdy skills transformed it into a mac = ]
Life’s Tough When You’re Stupid
A classroom full of first year Veterinary students were participating in their first day of anatomy class. For the lecture, the professor begins by unveiling a dead cow under a white sheet laying on an operating table.
The professor tells the class “In Veterinary Medicine, there are two qualities you must possess as a doctor - the first of which is a strong stomach. You cannot, under any circumstance, be disgusted by anything involving an animal’s body.”Cow
For example, the Professor pulls back the sheet and sticks his finger right up the dead cow’s butt, pulls out his finger and sticks it in his mouth. The students just standthere, paralyzed at what they see. “Now, go ahead and do the same thing, each of you,” the professor says.
Freaked out, the students take several minutes but eventually take turns sticking their fingers up into the anal cavity of the dead cow, and then sucking on them. Once everyone is finished, the Professor continues on with his lesson… “Now, the second important quality you must possess is a keen observation. You see, I stuck in my middle finger up the cow’s butt, and I sucked on my index finger… Now, learn to pay attention.”
The moral: Life’s tough, but it’s even tougher when you’re stupid
A guy walks into a bar and asks for 13 margaritas. The bartender abruptly replies, “Wow sir, that sure is a lot, whats the occasion?”
So the guy sits down on a stool, hangs his head and tells the curious bartender, ”Well, my first blow job.” The bartender smiles and replies, “Yea, that’s a splendid occasion indeed. Let me get you one more drink, on the house!”
“Nah,” the guy replies… “If thirteen doesn’t get the taste out, nothing will.”
Thursday = the day I'm careless about my hair and what I wear
Today I wore..pajamama pants jeans that made me look like a umpa lumpa O.O
Alright .... woke up at 6:00
Caught bus with Alyssa And 7:05
We bussed to the mall
Met Krishina There around 7:15
We all bussed to School
Chilled, talked, with Alyssa, Alex, Krishna , Jessica....and tried Jesse's skateboard...until school starts
...Emily brings her marching band drum harness.....
And I transform into a robot
Music > Social > ,,,,Math > Science > LA
Health Class comes.
Today we are sapposed to have the most interesting class we'd have all year. (SEX'S ED)....and I missed it...because my mother accidently filled out the exempt form!
Haha so to the Library I went...and I spent block 6 playing arcade games.
Thats my Day.
Eventually this rainbow will regain it's colors
Eventually this storm of depression and confusion will end
Eventually the frozen world I live in will un-melt
Eventually my emotions will escape into the heart of the one
Eventually humans will be equal
Eventually our migration from happiness shall end
Eventually the knots of life shall become loose
Eventually could be forever
Hill Billy Version Of Thugz Mansion By Olivia & me. Yeah the video quality sux. But the audio might make you laugh = ]
April 25 It's my Birthday
"Yo mama is so ugly, she walked in a haunted house and came out with an application".
"Yo Mama is so stupid, she sits on the Television and watches the sofa".
"Yo mamma's so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the bathroom scale".
"Do you know what the difference between yo momma and the titanic? The titanic sunk, yo momma floats".
"Yo mama is so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, skittles popped out".
"Yo mamma's so fat, she tripped over K-Mart, stumbled over Wal-Mart and landed on Target"!
"Yo mamma's so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it said, "to be continued".
Alright I''m gonna rattle off what I can remember of my first day at SCJH experience.
I walk into the school, nervous like crazii. I follow procedures and head on to the gym to find my classroom. Most of the people around me are excited, and meeting their old friends. I looked at the list neither happy or disappointed, because there was only one name I recognized on that list: Saksham Phool. So I thought atleast I'll know someone here. I guess junior high just came bulging at me like a spear, because I wasn't aware of the fact that all my good buddies and friend have gone to Hilda, and other schools. I was not aware that'd I'd have to be making fresh friends here at SCJH. So I found my class and went straight for the desk. The only face I recognized was that of Saksham Phool....and he was probably more nervous than I was. I sat in the desk, which looked very small compared to me, with my hands crossed upon my chest, mouth closed...staring at the white board. The impression I probably made at that moment was of a ... really huge, mean, black kid. Although I knew no one here, A few faces just somehow shown more than the rest. Kurtis (which I didn't know at the time) - because of his in-ability to stay still, and his unusual size. Logan + Jesse -- just because they looked confident and not nervous at all. Then there were the two Olivias who just seemed to know exactly what to do, how to make good friends, and along with everyone pretty well. Everyone seemed to be talking to everyone...except Jan who looked a little mad when he was around Meena. Then all of a sudden Jan came up to me and we started talking. He started asking me if I knew James, Deng, Josh and some other people he met at his old school. Surprisingly I knew all these people, two of them being my cousins....I was a bit confused on how he knew most of the people I knew, I meAN CMON, I never met this dude b4. Anyways we ended up doing some activities in class and stuff...and the rest of the morning went quick, as teachers did lectures...and introductions to junior high. By lunch time I was seriously nervous now. We are outside...and I've never seen the playground so packed! There were groups....like actual groups. You could see a block of brown Asians to the left...a crowd of hotties up front, and some retards sitting on the porches. I couldn't find any blacks though. Where did I belong? I just started walking through the field likE LONEsome idiot. I could of went to Saksham, Martin, Olivia L or some other peeps I knew, but for some reason I went against that thought. I found a crowd of whites (Jesse Josh Logan Kurtis) and I joined them. They were nice enough.. They went around teasing and bugging the girls though. And I just followed them...and did as they did. Soon enough a girl, named Olivia M. came up to me and asked me to be her hug-buddy. I said yeah out of nervousness, hugged her quickly. I knew that this was like an invitation to start hanging out with that group...but my shyness overruled...and I slowly drifted away. Luckily for me, the bell RANG. The rest of the day just went with lectures,introductions, and explanations...yeah a typically boring day. When I got home the first thing I did was CALL ALL MY OLD friends. OMG how good it felt to talk in a normal conversation. I called my GF (whom I was dating at the time) and we exchanged our thoughts and feelings about Junior high. I called a couple of others friends...then recalled my gf. Man she knew me like a good book, she was soo gud to talk to, though she could be so obessed sometimes.Eventually I hang up (cause I knew she would'nt) ...and went to sleep.
yeah I had to stand twice in the back of the class because of falling asleep LOL
In Grumpy Gies' Class, Tyler and I goofed around and slept occasionally.
His fault for making us watch a double block of Romero.
In Spazzy Sanders Class I fell half asleep..(I'm just tierd this week...)
And she made me also stand.O.O
It's all good cause in both of these classes I get honors anyways = ]
