These spoofs of David Blaine are sooooooooooooo good
SO GOOOOD

Part One

Part Two

how was this the luckiest day of the year for me?
stupid horoscopes.

bold your characteristics and see what the stereotypes are about you.

Bold what applies to you:

SCHOOL:
I've thrown something at a teacher.
I've yelled at a teacher.
I've been suspended.
I've been sent to the principal's office.
I've walked out of class.
I've skipped an entire day of school.
I've skipped a whole month of one certain class.
I've failed a test.
I've cheated on a test.
I've helped someone else cheat on a test.
I've failed Art.
I've failed P.E.
I've failed Math.
I've failed Social.
I've failed Science.
I've failed another class.
A teacher has called my parents.
I've been caught skipping.
I've been on the honor roll.
I've been on honors of destinction roll.
I've had a GPA of 4.0.
I've failed an entire grade.
I've gone to summer school.

HAIR:
I've cut my hair in the past year.
I've dyed my hair in the past year.
I've been blonde.
I've been black.
I've been fire engine red.
I've been light brown.
I've been medium brown.
I've been dark brown.
I've had streaks.
I've been purple/pink.
I've been blue/green.
I've gotten my hair thinned.
I've used conditioner.
I've used silk therapy.
I've used hot oil treatments.
I've completely killed my hair.
I've curled my hair.
I've straightened my hair.
I've braided my hair.
I've had dreadlocks.

FAMILY LIFE:
I get along with both of my parents.
My biological parents are still together.
I have at least one brother.
I have at least one sister.
I have at least one step brother/sister.
I have at least one half brother/sister.
I've been kicked out of the house.
I've ran away from my home.
I've sworn at my parent[s].
I've made my parents cry.
I've lied to my parents.
I've lied to my parents about where I am.
I've lied to my parents about what I'm doing.
I've lied to my parents so I'd be allowed out.
I've walked out when I've been grounded.

TELEVISION:
I spend at least six hours a day watching television.
I watch soap operas daily.
I've seen and like The OC.
I've seen and like One Tree Hill.
I've seen and like Popular.
I've seen and like Everwood.
I've seen and like House.
I've seen and like Gilmore Girls.
I've seen and like CSI.

CLOTHES:
I own a white hoodie.
I own at least five pairs of jeans.
I own at least ten pairs of shoes.
I own a blue jacket.
I own a pink jacket.
I have at least five belts.
I own at least three blue shirts.
I own at least one pair of flip flops.
I own at least two pairs of sweatpants.
I've gone out in public in pajamas.
I own at least three hoodies.
I sleep in pajamas every night.

EXPERIENCES:
I've been on a plane.
I've been on a train.
I've left the country.
I've left the state/province
I've been on birth control.
I've had sex with a complete stranger.
Someone close to me has died.
I've taken a taxi.
I've taken a city bus.
I've taken a school bus.
I've gone bungee jumping.
I've made a speech.
I've been in some sort of club.
I've won an award.
I've spent 24 hours on the computer straight.
I've been so angry I've punched a hole in the wall.
I've been in a physical fight.

MUSIC:
I listen to country music.
I listen to pop music.
I listen to rap.
I listen to techno.
I listen to R&B.
I'm one of those people who play songs repeatedly until I hate it.
I hate the radio.
I download music.
I buy CD's

FRIENDSHIPS:
I have a best friend.
I have at least ten friends.
I've gotten a phone call in the last 24 hours from a friend.
I've beaten up a friend.
I've been in a serious fight with a friend.
I can trust at least five people with my life.

ABOUT ME:
I would like to change my name.
I'm loud.
I'm obnoxious.
I'm sarcastic.
I'm cocky.
I cry easily infront of people
I have a bad temper.
For the most part, I don't like people.
I'm easy to get along with.
I like to fight. argue.
I have more enemies than friends.
I drink coffee.
I clean my room daily.
My room always looks like a tornado hit it.

MY APPEARANCE
I'm shorter than 5'5.
I wear makeup.
I wear a piece of jewlery.
I wear contacts.
I wear glasses.
I've had braces.
I have braces.
I have a lot of clothes.
I change my hair color often.
I either straighten or curl my hair often.
I have at least one piercing that isn't in my ears.
My ears are pierced.
I have small feet.


RELATIONSHIPS
I'm in a relationship now.
I'm completely happy in it.
I've missed an ex before.
I'm always scared of being hurt.
I've been hurt.
An ex has physically abused me at least once.
I've cheated and haven't told the person I cheated on.
I've told someone I loved them when I didn't.
I've told someone I didn't love them when I did
I've been in love more than three times.
I believe in love at first sight.

i miss nicco.

so seriously this is getting lame
people have to stop ramming my cars
like if this was my fault at all, i'd be like
jesus i should get myself some driving lessons.
but none of these are my fault! WTF.

so the moral of the story is don't drive near women with she-mullets.
they might rear-end you when you're stopped at a red light.

but if it does happen,
have bethany hughes call you
because she witnesses the aftermath of all my accidents.
how strange...

1. The phone rings. Who do you want it to be?
anyone but my mom

2. When shopping at the grocery store, do you return your cart?
always

3. In a social setting, are you more of a talker or a listener?
listener in a big group, one on one i think i talk more

4. Do you take compliments well?
obv

5. Do you play Sudoku?
god that game is so boring jesus

6. If abandoned alone in the wilderness, would you survive?
yes, it has happened. although i wasn't alone. maybe being alone would have been better, HEY THERE PHILL! THANKS FOR GETTING US LOST IN THE WILDERNESS! haha just kidding! (sort of...)

7. Do you like to ride horses?
jesus no i am so so so allergic

8. Did you ever go to camp as a kid?
no i was scared of camp. no joke.

9. What was your favorite game as a kid?
hide and go seek or sardines

10. If a sexy person was pursuing you, but you knew he/she was married, would you go for it?
haha no. i think i my conscience would attack me. stupid conscience.

12. Could you date someone with different religious beliefs than you?
yes, totally. religion is so completely a personal thing

13. Do you like to pursue or be pursued?
be pursued. as long as it is not by a disgusting person who you hate.

14. Use three words to describe yourself?
tat the moment i am sort of tired, angry, and sore. wooooo

15. Do any songs make you cry?
depending on the mood or situation, yes. namely one.

16. Are you continuing your education?
yes, i think my mother would kill me if i didn't

17. Do you know how to shoot a gun?
yes god worst experience ever. i hate shooting things so scary god i am a woman why should i have to know how to shoot a gun?!?!?!

18. If your house was on fire, what would be the first thing you grabbed?
ray. not to say that i wouldnt grad mom or patrick, just that ray is little and helpless. i'm pretty sure he wouldnt get out without help

19. How often do you read books?
not often enough. i really need to start reading again

20. Do you think more about the past, present or future?
future, hands down. fuck i hate the future though

21. What is your favorite children's book?
a present for the princess

22. What color are your eyes?
blue

23. How tall are you?
5'5"

24. Where is your dream house located?
my cabin

27. Have you ever taken pictures in a photo booth?
yes yes yes

28. When was the last time you were at Olive Garden?
um actually like last weekend, but we couldnt eat because they were closing in t-minus 5 minutes. i was so mad, i was drunk and wanted some fucking breadsticks.

30. Where was the furthest place you traveled today?
today? south common or my hair dresser's house.

32. Do you like mustard?
yeah

33. Do you prefer to sleep or eat?
sleep.

34. Do you look like your mum or dad?
i think my mom, although people think i look like my dad

35. How long does it take you in the shower?
15-20 mins

36. Can you do the splits?
yeah, all 3 bitches. SUCK IT.

37. What movie do you want to see right now?
300. i'm supposed to see it tomorrow ah i don't have school.. urm. yeah. i hope i can be stealthy

39. What did you do for New Year's?
i went to dinner at sorrentinos and then to liannas but lianna wasnt home yet so brandyn and i went to jodies and waited for lianna then went back to liannas
it was awesome. tim got naked, ben removed underwear without removing pants, and david sutton fell off an ellipitcal trainer thing, TWICE,

40. Do you think The Grudge was scary?
no i laughed through the entire thing. except for the jaw part. that was sick.

42. Do you own a camera phone?
yes. but the poorest quality camera, like, EVER

44. Was your mom a cheerleader?
no, my mom made fun of cheerleaders

45. What's the last letter of your middle name?
y

47. How many hours of sleep do you get a night?
like 7ish, depending

48. Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?
yes

50. Do you know how to play poker?
yes. i won a lot of money, but only once. most of the time i suck at it

51.Do you wear your seatbelt?
always

52. Where do you sleep?
downstairs in my bed

51. Anything big ever happen in your hometown?
nothing exciting while i was alive. damn you edmonton!

54. How many meals do you eat a day?
3?

55. Is your tongue pierced?
no scary.

56. Do you always read People's blogs?
mostly just nicks. although lately ive been slacking

58. Do you like funny or serious people better?
funny people

59. Ever been to L.A.?
yes i was allergic to the air there. i just about died. thank got for antihistamines

60. Did you eat a cookie today?
yes, that is why i love grandmas.

61. Do you use cuss words in other languages?
haha sometimes

62. Do you steal or pay for your music downloads?
steal

63. Do you hate chocolate?
adore.

64. What do you and your parents fight about the most?
school, or being late for curfew. fuck you curfew, you appeared out of nowhere when my mom promised i would never have you. you are a life ruiner.

65. Are you a gullible person?
yes i am god it gets embarassing

66. Do you need a boyfriend/girlfriend to be happy?
no

67. If you could have any job (assuming you have the skills) what would it be?
fashion designer/ makeup artist. i think i have to stop dressing like a slob though. wooo

68. Are you easy to get along with?
i'd like to say so

69. Is your bestfriend a virgin?
what do i know? i love how this is question "69". LAME

70. What is your favorite time of day?
the time when i'm not worrying about homework. stupid homework.

1. Do you still talk to the first person you kissed?
hellz no

2. Have you ever seen your best friend(s) naked?
bahah no

3. What did you do when you weren't in school in the 2nd grade?
umm read books. like all the time

4. What is the best thing about your job?
after-work parties with the cool kids

5. Pro choice or pro life?
choice.

6. How many people have you kissed?
4 or 5?

7. Did you vote for Bush?
no...

8. Where are you going on your next vacation?
mofoing fernie. woooo

10. Are most of your friends guys or girls?
i'd say about the same

11. Do you own any furniture from IKEA?
yeah some, not a bunch though

12. Last book you read?
hamlet, again. damn english oral.

13. If you could have one super power what would it be?
psychic

14. Where have you lived most of your life?
edmonton

15. What was the last conversation you had about?
about how they killed off the brown guy on heroes. although i dont watch heroes...

16. Where do you see yourself in four years?
university hopefully

17. What's your favorite smell?
the boy-smell. not like icky-boy-smell though.

18. What is your favorite sound?
umm what

19. Are you moody?
yeah i can be

20. Favorite movie of all time?
probably zoolander. or memento

21. Have you ever done anything vindictive to your classmate?
haa yeah

22. Have you ever played Spin the bottle?
yeah

23. Have you ever liked someone and not told them?
of course

24. Have you ever gone camping?
haha yeah. damn week-long canoe trips. so gay

25. Have you ever had a crush on your brother's friend?
haha eww no

26. Have you ever gone to a nude beach?
hahahahahhaa no

27. Have you ever gone streaking?
no

28. Have you ever gone skinny dipping?
no what is with all the nude questions?

29. Have you ever laughed so hard you cried?
haha yes!!!

30. Have you ever gone to a party where you were the only sober person?
omg yeah most awkward thing ever.

31. Have you ever been in love?
yes

32. Have you ever felt betrayed by your best friend?
yes

33. Have you ever lied to your parents?
yes

34. Have you ever been out of canada?
yes

35. Have you ever thrown up from working out?
almost in dance once. stupid studio when it's like 35 degrees out.

36. Have you ever gotten a haircut so bad that you wore a hat?
omg no that would suck so much

37. Have you ever eaten 3 meals in one day from 3 different fast food places?
oh gross no way

38. Last song you listened to?
99 problems

39. Have you ever spied on someone?
haha yes but it wasn't my choice.

40. What would you do with 1,000 plastic spoons?
make a spoon house out of them. a SPOON FORT! FOR SPOONING! hhaha oh i am so lame.

41. Who was the last person who you called?
the mom

42. When was the last time you slept for more than 12 hours?
wow not for a long time

43. Have you ever been arrested?
noooo

44. Most embarassing CD you own?
aqua

45. Have you ever stolen anything?
nope. unless you dot hat stupid quiz and stealing pens from ib kids counts. what if you just forget to give pens back?! does that count as stealing?!?! i think this is a serious TOK dilemma

46. Have you ever had egg nog?
yeah it's sick

Today Did You:::

1. talk to a boy/girl you like today?
yesss

2. realize anything new?
not really.

3. talk to an ex?
no

4. miss someone?
no

Last Person Who--

5. slept in your bed?
me

7. you went to the movies with?
brandyn

8. went to the mall with you?
my mom lol

Last Person--
9. you said "i love you" to and meant it?
my mom

10. Did the person you care about most break your heart?
no

11. said they loved you and meant it?
my mom?

12. called you in the middle of the night?
haha matilda

13. do you have a crush on someone?
yes! haha

Just Plain Questions--

14. what book are you reading now?
nothing. the green world history 30I book. quite thrilling. zzz

15. best feeling in the world?
when you're having like the crappiest day ever and someone just turns it around

16. favorite location?
my cabin in ontario

17. piercing/tattoos?
ears, like normally.

18. what are you most scared of right now?
freaking culturefest

19. where do you want to get married?
anywhere my friends and family can make it to

20. who do you really hate?
those slow-walkers in the mall or hallways and thye take up the whole damn hallway. like god seriously

21. does anyone really hate you?
yeah i think so.

22. do you like being around people?
yess

23. have you ever cried in front of people?
yes

24. are you lonely right now?
not really

25. song stuck in your head right now?
bubble toes

26. been on radio/TV?
yes - this week too. how thrilling

27. ever liked someone, but you think they never noticed you?
yes for sure

28. ever liked someone who treated you like crap?
yes but i ended that quite quickly. i don't take much shit from people.

29. how many beds did you lay in yesterday?
two

30. what color shirt are you wearing?
black

31. name three things that you do every day?
shower eat and walk

32. how much cash do you have on you right now?
twenty and some change

34. when was the last time you saw your dad?
i think the last time was at christmas, i can't remember really

35. who got you to join facebook?
shree and matilda - joint effort

36. what did you have for dinner last night?
salad... mmmm

39. what web site do you visit the most?
google

40. do you have plants in your room?
nope

41. does any part of your body hurt right now?
my left leg

42. what's your favorite starbucks drink?
they dont have them anymore but they were tazo tea frappuccinos. sooo good

43. would you have a problem if your friend went after your ex?
no, i would think they were pretty dumb though... HAHA

Did you have a good weekend?
i have to say it was one of the best weekends in a while. quite eventful

Did you hang out with any of your top friends?
yes! i'd have to say all of them... that i can remember!

Is there anything good about monday that you like?
OH EM GEE MONDAY MORNINGS WITH DAVID, best day of the week...

What song are you listening to?
while you loved me - rascall flatts

Honestly, does your crush like you back?
he better damn well... haha

What is your favorite color?
light light blue. this changes all the time

What color shirt are you wearing?
black - it's from rent.

What makes you happy?
the top six friends.

Are you musically talented?
haha i wish!

If you could go back in time, and change something what would it be?
talking to the people i never get to see... like salvaging friendships before they go into that really awkward stage

If you MUST be an animal for ONE day, what would you be?
not something that gets eaten often. most likely a dog because i'd live and get fed and played with. wooo
Ever had a near death experience?
yeah i just about drowned when i was like 6. i still remember it crazyness

Something you do a lot?
sleep
What's the name of the song stuck in your head right now?
we are the sound - alexisonfire

Name someone with the same b-day as you.
good old abraham lincoln.

When was the last time you cried?
wow a while ago, don't remember

Have you ever sang in front of a large audience?
no god no haha

If you could have one super power what would it be?
to be psychic.
What's the first thing you notice in the OPPOSITE sex?
if they can make me laugh

What do you usually order from Starbucks?
tea

What's your biggest secret?
wtf its a secret

What's your favorite song/s?
at the moment, otherside by rchp

When was the last time you watched tv?
i watched the news yesterday. wow.

Do you still watch kiddy movies or TV shows?
well considering our tv is set to treehouse nearly all the time...

Do you have braces?
not anymore! suckers.

If you could change one thing about yourself what would it be?
to be more positive.

What are you eating or drinking?
water

Do you speak any other language?
i attempt french. it's a gong show. and i'm attempting to learn polish through matilda, german through jonas/german rap. now that's an even bigger gong show.

omfg what the hell
why would you trade smyth away?!?!
this doesn't make any sense.
fuck.

92 things about me that you probably didn't know about me.

1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT?
i have a really tiny one on my left hand. and i think that's about it..

2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?
two different shades of blue paint, and then white on some walls..

3. WHAT DOES YOUR CELL PHONE LOOK LIKE?
silver and black coloured?

4. WHAT MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO?
everything. no joke.

5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN?
my mom said something like 11:40 at night

6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW?
to have all my homework done. just like me not having to do it. frick.

7.WHO WAS YOUR FIRST KISS? WHEN?
gross boy. "back in the day" lol shanna

8.WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESION(S)?
my teeth. i wore my elastics hardcore.

9.WHATS YOUR MOMS NAME?
Susan

10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC?
nope

11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK?
depends, yes if there's a scary movie on

12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY?
umm i have no idea actually

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE COLOGNE/PERFUME?
pacific paradise

14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX?
blonde hair blue eyes....

16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK?
ooh that's a tough one! both please!!!

17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING?
umm green peppers or fresh tomatoes.

18. IF YOU COULD EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
nothing, i am super full

19. WHO IS THE LAST PERSON YOU MADE MAD?
ray

20. WHAT WAS THE FIRST GIFT SOMEONE EVER GAVE YOU?
who knows?

21. DO YOU LIKE ANYBODY?
pretty much

22. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED?
thumbs. my grandpa has a whole story about how i'm highly evolved because of it.

23. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND?
ummmmmmmm lacoste? god i dont know... RW?

24. WHAT'S YOUR DREAM CAR?
a black BMW M6 convertible.

25. DO YOU HAVE A PET RIGHT NOW?
nope

26. WHAT IS IT?


27. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING?
i dont think you have any control over who you love, so yes.

28. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU?
just go out and tell them, say how you feel, because it's the hardest thing to do but the simplest thing at the same time

29. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED:
99

30. BLONDES OR BRUNETTES
blondes have more fun.

31. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL OFTEN?
home/ mom cell

32. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST?
slow-walkers. SERIOUSLY UGH

33. HAVE YOU BEEN TO THE USA?
yes

34. YOUR WEAKNESSES?
good smelling guys.

35. FIRST JOB?
Big Iron YEAHHHH

36. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL?
fo' sho

37. IF YOU COULD GET PLASTIC SURGERY WHAT WOULD IT BE?
no idea actually

38. WHY DID YOU FILL OUT THIS SURVEY?
procrastination.

39. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST?
my hair. it's kind of ridonculous actually. maybe it's just lianna though.

40. WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF ALCOHOL BECAME ILLEGAL?
be sad because i can finally drink it legally.

41. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY?
everything i got.

42. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT?
no idea

43. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?
my grandma.

44. DO YOU WISH ON STARS?
no

45. WHAT DO YOU SMELL LIKE RIGHT NOW?
abercrombie and fitch.

46. WHAT DID YOU LAST EAT?
cake.

47. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
god no it's so messy

48. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?
umm none. lunch meat kind of grosses me out

49. ANY BAD HABITS?
twirling my hair

50. WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRASSING CD ON THE SHELF?
ummm souldecision.

51. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?
haha yeah.

52. HAVE YOU EVER TOLD A SECRET YOU SWORE NOT TO TELL?
yeah.

53. DO LOOKS MATTER?
to some people i guess.

54. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER?
call friends haha

55. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME?
jette's house

56. WHAT IS YOUR BACKGROUND ON YOUR CELL PHONE?
hands...

57. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD?
Barbies all the way

58. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE?
146

59. DO YOU USE SARCASM?
only every five seconds.

60. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN A MOSH PIT?
totally, oh karla my savior!

61. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL?
someone who can make me laugh, make me feel comfortable just being around them. someone's who's beautiful in more than one way

62. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES?
Sally, Ela, Mouse, Lainey. but only like 3 people have nicknames for me... haha

63. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR?
Mint Chocolate Chip

64. WHAT IS/ARE YOUR FAVORITE COLOR(S)?
Blue and Pink and Grey and Yellow and white actually like all colours i guess.

65. WHO/WHAT DO YOU MISS MOST RIGHT NOW?
My dad

66. HOW MANY WISDOM TEETH DO YOU HAVE?
umm i dont know?.

67. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?
what kind of question is this. i really couldnt care less. i kind of do these things when im bored, really for no other reason

68. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO?
nothinggggg

69. LAST THING YOU DRANK?
water

70. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?
gwen

71. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE SEX?
their eyes and their laugh.

72. FAVORITE THOUGHT PROVOKING SONG?
crisis.

73. FAVORITE THING TO HATE?
when people walk slow. or don't know how to drive

74. FAVORITE DRINK(S)?
water, and crystal light. OMG LOVE IT

75. FAVORITE ZODIAC SIGN:
umm wtf aquarius i guess

76. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SPORT?
Dancing/hockey. anything but baseball jesus

77. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOR?
blonde

78. WHAT IS YOUR EYE COLOR?
blue

79. HEIGHT?
5'5 and a half "

80. FAVORITE ANIMAL?
not cats.

81. FAVORITE MONTH?
July

82. YOU LIKE SUSHI?
no

83. LAST THING YOU WATCHED?
chitty chitty bang bang

84. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR?
the last day of school

85. ARE YOU TOO SHY TO ASK SOMEONE OUT?
no...

86. SUMMER OR WINTER?
summer

87. KISSES OR HUGS?
kisses

88. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS?
relationships

89. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT?
a sprite, like 3 days ago

90. WHO IS THE LEAST LIKELY TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?
god like nine billion people

91. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING?
the blind assassin

92. ANYONE IN LOVE WITH YOU?
hopefully

This is a Valentines Truth Survey. Don't lie.

1. Do you like anyone?:
mmmhmmm

2. Are you flirty:
i'd say i dont think so. i'm not really the flirty type. i'm more... goofy?

3. Are you a player?:
BAHAHA no

4. Would you get back together with any of your exes?:
no.

5. Have you ever kissed anyone on your friends list?:
yes.

6. Do you want a valentine?:
i'm kind of hoping i have one already? lol

7. Have u slept over at the opposite sex's house?:
no.

8. Do you prefer group dates or single ones?:
single.

9. Dinner & a Movie, or Walk-in-the-Park?:
walk in the park, but only if it's warm out.

10. Small kisses or makeout sessions?:
depends on the situation. honestly like making out at school? SO GROSS.

11. Do you like cuddling up and watching movies?:
yup

12. Any plans for valentines day?:
yes

13. Whats the best valentine's day present for a guy?:
god i dont know, something personal and funny/ meaningful

14. Does your crush/last crush have a valentine?:
yes.... me!

15. Are u single or taken?:
taken.

1. When You looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was behind you?
the doorway

2. Do you like someone?
yesssssssss

3. What were you doing at midnight last night?
sleeping! woot woot

4. Favorite planet, which you would live at, if you could?
jupiter. it has a freaking hurricane. how rad.

5. Who is the first person you ever kissed?
a not-so-cool guy. SNAP

6. What is your favorite ring on your phone?
sexyback

7. What kinda underwear are you wearing?
beth knows!!! ROFL

8. What do you think of yourself?
i dont understand this question. i think i procrastinate wayyy too much.

9. Name the brand of your shoes you're currently wearing?
invisible shoes? who the hell wears shoes in their house??

10. Night light or pitch black?
pitch black

11. What do you think about the (previous) person who took this?
danielle swanson - she is pretty much awesome. we used to take dance together for a bit. celebrating the white girls doing hip-hop!

12. Why do we always press harder on the remote when we know the batteries are dying?
because it still works?

13.What's a word that rhymes with mist?
kissed

14. What did your last text message you received on your cell say?
"have a goodnight xoxo"

15. Where is the nearest Valero?
wtf is valero?

16. What's something that you say a lot?
pretty much, and a ton of other things.

17. Who told you they loved you last?
my mom i think

18. Last furry thing you touched?
eric kaert's head. BUNNY!!!!

19. How Many Drugs Have You Done In The Past three Days?
zero

20. How many rolls of film do you need to get developed?
zero... who uses real film nowadays anyway??

21. Favorite age you have been so far?
the end of 16 or 17

22. Your worst enemy?
i dont really know... probably these people i used to dance with...

23. What is your current desktop picture?
this map of time zones thing... i didnt change my background when i got my laptop actually

24. What was the last thing you said to someone?
"good"

25. How do you like your eggs?
scrambled.

26. How much cash you spent last night?
i think zero dollars? high five!

27. What was the last song u listened to?
otherside - RHCP

28. Tombstone, Urn, marker, wooden cross, or forgotten grave?
k that's a effing creepy question. like seriously who thought up that?!?!

29. Spell your name without vowels:
ln

30. What is the date two days after your birthday:
valentine's day!!!!!

31. How many pairs of jeans do you own:
5-ish? 4-ish? i dont know?!

32. How many are designer:
a few?

33. What color do you wear most:
black probably

34. Least favorite color:
i actually dont have one, i am multicoloral?

35. Last song heard on the radio:
otherside- RHCP

36. What's for dinner tonight:
chinese food, so good i havent had it in a long time

37. Are you happy with your life right now:
parts of it, definitely not the school/parent circle of fun

38. Tell me a secret about one of your siblings:
umm him and his friends made this song and it was really funny! they might put it on youtube though so it might not be a secret.

39. Anyone ever said you resemble a celebrity:
not that i can remember...

40. Who did you last call on your phone:
matilda

Do you own a..
41. Ps2: yes
42. Xbox 360: no
43. Psp: no
44. Sidekick: no
45. Digital camera: yes

46. Where do you want to go to school after high school:
want to go or actually end up going? i want to go to queens, but will end up at the u of a

47. Do you shop at stores like hollister, abercrombie & fitch?:
no.

48. How do your make money:
well it used to be by having a job. now my mother has "fixed" that problem for a month and a half. so basically i wont be making money. it will have to be sexual favors for karla or something. fuck.

49. Last thing you bought over fifty dollars:
ski trip to fernie

50. How's the weather:
freeeeeeeeeezing.

51. When do you start summer break:
like june... honestly wtf

52. Are you missing someone right now:
yeahh

53. What chores do you have around the house:
umm no really set ones. if my mom asks me to do something i'll most likely do it

54. Finish this sentence. I wish I was with Someone:
who's in red deer

55. One word to describe you?
open

56. Favorite pair of shoes:
either my lacoste runners or my purple heels?

57. Do you own big sunglasses:
heck yes

58. Do you find yourself attractive:
if i'm in a mood i guess

59. What would you rather be doing right now:
at the rest of the party gdamn wth.

60. What should you be doing right now:
my extended essay. fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck

61. Last im you received:
"then he looks then turns away"

62. Last message you received on nex:
i think it was a long confusing one from bill.

63. What are you going to do now:
go to bed.

64. Are you thirsty:
sort of. i just had a jello popsicle so not really.

you know it's fucking scary when we start swearing
and physics gets involved.