what color of shirt are you wearing?
red= loud
green= stupid
blue= gorgeous
white= beautiful
aqua= freaky
yellow= innocent
purple= a little too happy
black= emo
orange= funny
gray= skanky
pink= preppy
light blue= sweaty
other= hot
nothing= sexy
what kind of pants are you wearing?
shorts= cutie
skirt/skort= skank
corduroy= faggot homosexual
tight jeans= scene kid
ripped jeans= emo
cammo= cage fighter
jeans= prep
pajamas=pimp
cargo= clown
sweats= athlete
boxers= brat
bootie shorts= female
pj's= ninja
capris= Gangster
nothing= hoe
dickies= weirdo
bikini bottoms= tiki girl
Other=sex addict
what is your natural hair color?
auburn= That every one wants to make out with
blonde= with a broken heart
black= with a sexy smile
dark brown= with a hot boyfriend/girlfriend
red= that likes to have fun
brown= with a nice ass
dirty blonde= With sexy eyes
bald= with herpes
other= who loves to be different
and i
Pick the month you were born on:
1 - ate
2 - needed
3 - killed
4 - shot
5 - killed
6 - smoked with
7 - banged
8 - ran shirtless with
9 - stabbed horibley
10 - cuddled with
11 - slept with
12- ran naked with
Pick the day you were born in:
01 - the kool-aid man
02 - a dog
03 - a jew
04 - a toothbrush
05 - Santa Claus
06 - The trojan man
07 - Barny the dinosaur
08 - a prostitute
09 - a pornstar
10 - a bag of weed
11 - A homo
12 - Paris Hilton
13- a horse
14 - a lesbian
15 - a pickle
16 - a stripper
17 - a shoe
18 - a lover
19 - an orange
20 - a dildo
21 - a homeless guy
22 - a whore
23 - my crush
24 - an easter egg
25 - a jar of honey
26 - a condom
27 - a bowl of cereal
28 - a french fry
29 - your dealer
30 - a glass of milk
31 - Ur grandma
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing
White - because I love marijuana
Black - because im sexy as hell
Pink - Because the lil people told me to
Blue- because I have AMAZING boobs
Red - because I'm a pimp and your jealous
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because I'm gay
Gray - because Thats how i roll
Other - because I have double D's
Green - because I'm good in bed
Orange - because I smoke crack
Turquoise - because I have a noodle in my nose
Brown -- because I've got abs
Aqua-Cause the 306CBZ kick cunt
So, you add up the totals of all the things out of this list that you have done. Then you repost the Blog with the subject - My fine is: and the dollar amount you added up! Very funny.
Have you ever:
Smoked pot -- $10
Did acid -- $5
Ever had sex at church -- $25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- $40
Had sex with someone on MySpace -- $25
Had sex for money -- $100
Ever had sex with the a Puerto Rican -- $20
Vandalized something -- $20
Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10
Beat up someone -- $20
Been jumped -- $10
Crossed dressed -- $10
Given money to stripper -- $25
Been in love with a stripper -- $20
Kissed some one who's name you didn't know -- $0.10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- $15
Ever drive drunk -- $20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50
Used toys while having sex -- $30
Got drunk, passed and don't remember the night before -- $20
Went skinny dipping -- $5
Had sex in a pool -- $20
Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
Masturbated -- $10
Done oral -- $5
Got oral -- $5
Done / got oral in a car while it was moving -- $25
Stole something -- $10
Had sex with someone in jail -- $25
Made a nasty home video -- $15
Had a threesome -- $50
Had sex in the wild -- $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars -- $20
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
Went streaking -- $5
Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
Been arrested -- $5
Spent time in jail -- $15
Peed in the pool -- $0.50
Played spin the bottle -- $5
Done something you regret -- $20
Had sex with your best friend -- $20
Had sex with someone you work with at work -- $25
Had anal sex -- $80
Lied to your mate -- $5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25
My fine is...$380.10
tally them up and re-post, making your subject "my fine is..."
This is called “FIRST REACTIONS QUIZ”.
You have to type the 1ST thing that comes to mind whenever you hear these 35 things.
You can’t think and go back and change your answers.
Here we go:
1. Beer: MGD
2. McDonalds: Double cheeseburger
3. Relationships: with who?
4. Purple: nurple
5. Power Rangers: used to be awesome
6. Weed: i'm probably gunna smoke some
7. Steroids: hurtin
8. Cartoons: usually awesome
9. The President: who cares
10. Tupperware: invincible
11. Florida: the name of that one persons mom on family guy and she's crying cause
her name is florida and that's the name of a state
12. Santa Claus: christmas
13. Halloween: awesome
14. Alice: in wonderland
15. Grammar: is all good but i'm too lazy to bother with it right now
16: Myspace: what place? jk but i dunno boring
17. Clowns: weird
18. Marriage: sometime
19. Paris: french bastards
20. Pat: "Your names Pat, my name is Pat. That's two patties" or something like that it's the old men in that burger commercial lol
21. Redheads: sick ginger fire crotch gingervitis
22. Blondes: attention seeker usually
23. Pass the: Bowl. (indeed cannot change this to anything better suited)
24. One night stands: no good
25. Donald Trump: some old rich bastard
26. Neverland: pete
27. Trixie: ?
28. Vanilla Icecream: if it's from pike lake then thumbs up!
29. Hooters: ( . Y . )
30. High school musical: Gay.
31. Pajamas: awesome
32. Woody: me
33. Wet Socks: sick feeling
35. Love: an indescribable feeling of attraction toward another.
Why Do We Sleep In Church,
But When The Ceremony Is Over We Suddenly Wake up?
Why Is It So Hard To Talk About God,
But So Easy To Talk About Sex?
Why Are We So Bored When We Look At A Christian Magazine,
But Find It Easy To Read Playboy?
Why Is It Easy To Ignore A Godly Myspace Message,
Yet We Repost The Nasty Ones?
Why Are Churches Getting Smaller,
But Bars And Clubs Are Growing?
Think About It, Are You Going To Repost This?
Or Are You Going To Ignore It, Cause You Think You'll Get Laughed At?
Just Remember God Is Always Watching You.
Repost This As "Don't Read If Your Under 12."
80% Of You Wont Repost This.
Jesus Said:
"If You Deny Me In Front Of Your Friends,
I Will Deny You In Front Of My Father."
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