i realized i'm a chronic and impulsive liar.

how i have to sit on the floor in my new shower, in my new bathroom, to shave my legs.
it's gets all steamy and hot.
and water splashes in my eye.

Instructions:
Write 17 statements,
Intended to different people.
Never tell which one is to whom.
IN NO ORDER.


1. I actually adore you, you're so cute and I'm soo happy you've finally found someone. I just really dislike how we never get to hang out =[

2. You taught me from the very beginning what a best friend is. Waaaay back in grade eight, and I used to compare everyone I got close to, to those standards you set without even knowing you did. We're drifting a bit, but I love you, and I want you to know that.

3. You're so amazing, but sometime I want to wring your neck. You always think you're right and sometimes make up things to prove your point. It actually makes me laugh though and I love you.

4. I never want to see you ever again. I actually wish you would go away, you mess everyhting up.

5.You're my favorite boy alive. Not even kidding. Not to mention we can always keep a conversation going about the sillyest and thought-provoking things.

6. YOU ARE AMAZING. I love our long talks and how we do so many things together. We've become definately closer and I love it and you. But sometimes I get really mad at you but don't bring it up, because i'm not gonna lie you intimidate me sometimes.

7. You're bitches most of the time. And complete hypo-crites. And ERGH JSUT GO AWAY.

8. I really hate thinking of and talking about what we used to do because it makes me start to really miss doing all those things again. I know they won't happen right away, or maybe even never again, but I really hope they do.

9. I don't know what happened, but something sure did. We were so good in the summer now it's like BLAH.

10. You're amazing. It's as simple as that and I ADORE you. And your man laugh.

11. I love you so much, you're one of the few people who I can trust with every single one of my secrets and I like that. In fact, something could happen, and tomorrow I could lose all of my friends, but you will always be my sister. And that's a very comforting thought.

12. Ugh you're making me reeeally mad. And you're kinda cocky sometimes. And sometimes a bitch to me, even though you probably don't mean it.

13. You are probably the cutest thing to hit this earth. We're so alike and i looove it. You're my favoritest ever

14. You make me soo mad so much. LIke seriously stop being so judgemental and conceited.

15. So I like you. ALOT. Not to mention you're reeaally goodlooking this year. Talk about making all the girls sweat. You're also one of my best friends, and I like that.

16. I miss you alot, cause we never hang out or ANYTHING anymore, and we used to be so close.

17. You're wonderful. And I can trust you with everything.

Basics
+ 001. name: Taryn
+ 002. nicknames: Little Duck, Tar, TarBear
+ 003. sex: Female
+ 004. birthday: August 9th
+ 005. age: 15
+ 006. star sign: Leo
+ 007. place of birth: Smithers
+ 008. current residence: KKKK-TOWN woo.
+ 009. hair color: Bruuunette.
+ 010. eye color: Brown.
+ 011. height: 5'5
+ 012. writing hand: Right

Body Ills + Skills
+ 013. do you bite your nails? When I'm nervous or bored.
+ 014. can you roll your tongue? Most definately
+ 015. do you have any habits? Playing with my nails, crossing my arms.
+ 016. can you raise one eyebrow at a time? Sure can.
+ 017. colored hair: Maaaany times.
+ 018. tattoos and where: No. IN SIX MONTHS WOO.
+ 019. piercings and where: Ears... HAHA
+ 020. do you make your bed daily? NOO
+ 021. which shoe goes on first? I couldn't careless.
+ 022. speaking of shoes, have you ever thrown one at someone? Yessiree
+ 023. what jewelry do you wear 24/7? My grandmas wedding ring/earrings/hair elastics.
+ 024. how many cereals are in your cabinet? Two
+ 025. what utensils do you use eating pizza? My hands
+ 026. do you cook? Yeeees
+ 027. how often do you do the dishes? Every Tuesday/Thursday/Saturday hahaha

Grooming
+ 028. how often do you brush your teeth? Twice a day.
+ 029. how often do you shower or bathe? Everyday.
+ 030. how long do these showers last? Like 15mins.
+031. hair drying method: Hair dryer, but sometimes air dry.
+ 032. do you swear? When I'm really angry
+ 033. do you mumble to yourself? Yeah ahhaha
+ 034. do you spit in public? If my mouth decides to go on Saliva-Manufacturing-Overload, then yes.
+ 035. person you talk most on the phone with? Sarah.
+ 036. what color is your bedroom? Orchid
+ 037. do you use an alarm clock? Yeaa
+ 038. name one thing and person you're obsessed with: Grey's FRICKIN Anatomy and Patrick Dempsey.
+ 039. window seat or aisle: Depends where.
+ 040. whats your sleeping position: The 'Running Position', and i have my hand under my head, and the blankets up to my neck and i look out my window
+ 041. what kind of bed do you like? Good beds.
+ 042. in hot weather do you use a blanket? Sometimes.
+ 043. do you snore? I dunno, probably.
+ 044. do you sleep walk? Not at all.
+ 045. do you talk in your sleep? Apparently I do soemtimes.
+ 046. do you sleep with a stuffed animal? My brown bear
+ 047. how about the light on? No way.
+ 048. do you fall asleep with the tv or radio on? Computer with music playing.

When Was The Last Time You
+ 049. watched bambi? Last year.
+ 050. talked on the phone? Today.
+ 051. read a book? Last year, second semester.
+ 052. punched someone? Probably a few weeks ago haha

Future
+ 053. where do you see yourself ten years from now? In a city. A big one, hopefully in the job I want.
+ 054. who are you gonna marry and where? You never know.
+ 055. how many kids do you want to have: At least two. But as much as it takes to have one boy and one girl AHAHHA

Friends
+ 057. what friend do you hang out with the most? I dunno actually.
+ 058. what friend makes you smile the most? All of them.
+ 056. friend that you fight with the most? Not really any of them.
+ 060. one you talk to on the computer the most: Depends.
+ 061. friend that you miss the most? An amazing one.



x.... spell your name backwards: nyrat
x.... have you ever had a song written about you: Don't think so
x.... what song makes you cry: Sooo many.
x.... what song makes you happy: Sometimes the ones that make me cry, but otehrwise really loud upbeat ones.
x.... what's your all time fav. song?: Too many.
x.... what do you listen to before you go to sleep: "taryn's sleepy time jam." it's actaully called that no joke, consisting of a kajillion slow songs.

Right Now . . .
x.... what color pants are you wearing: No pants.
x.... what song are you listening to: Hotel Roosevelt - Augustana
x.... what taste is in your mouth?: Mouth-taste.
x.... whats the weather like?: Chilly
x.... how are you?: Peachy
x.... get motion sickness?: Nope
x.... have a bad habit?: Yes
x.... get along with your parents?: Sure do.
x.... boyfriend/girlfriend: Noo
x.... have a current crush: Yeeep
x.... have a big regret: Not particularily.

Favorite . . .
x.... tv show: GREY'S ANATOMY.
x.... conditioner: herbal essences
x.... book: sisterhood of the travelling pants
x.... non alcohol drink: water and peach iced tea
x.... alcohol drink: vodka/captain moorgan's
x.... things to do on the weekend: hang out with friends, go somewhere, party it upppp, ahhaa

Have You Ever . . .
x.... broken the law: Yes.
x.... ran away from home: When I was 5
x.... snuck out of the house: My house and others.
x.... ever gone skinny dipping: Haha yesss
x.... made a prank phone call: Yepp
x.... tipped over a portapotty: no ahhaha
x.... use your parents credit card: Yesss
x.... skipped school before: A few times.
x.... fell asleep in the shower/bath: Yepp, bath haha
x.... been in a school play: Yes
x.... had a boyfriend/girlfriend: of coursee
x.... had children: yes HAHA
x.... been in love: nope
x.... have a hard time getting over someone: mhmm
x.... been hurt?: mentally and physically yes.
x.... gone out with someone you only knew for 3 days: Nooope

Random . . .
x.... have a job: Nope ahha
x.... your cd player has what in it right now: I don't have a CD player up here
x.... what makes you happy?: Happy people and Happy things.
x.... the next CD you're going to buy: No clue.

When/What Was the Last . . .
x.... you got a real letter: two weeks ago
x.... got an email: Today
x.... thing you purchased: Starbucks Vanilla Bean Frapp.
x.... Tv program you watched: whatever one Grey's Anatomy is on hahah
x.... movie you saw in the theaters: Can't remember
x.... kissed: Weekenf before school started
x.... hugged: Today
x.... song heard: Some techno one.
x.... place you were [ besides home ]: Cranbrook.
x.... you were depressed: Never haha
x.... you were in the hospital: When I was 5.

grey's anatomy is seriously so good.
like, everytime i watch it, i get butterflies.
especially with doctor mcdreamy.
whenever he looks at meredith,
it's like flitterflutterflutter.
and everything he says, cause it's so cute.
not to mention he's thee most gorgeous middle-aged man i have ever seen.
too bad he has a wife.
anyways,
seriously, it's such a good show.
it makes me cry like almost every episode
either of how cute something was or how sad something was.
either way, it makes me happier then ever.
it is my all-time favorite show ever.
i love you derek, meredith, izzy, george, christina, alex, cali, bailey, sloan, denny [even though you died ], burke, addison.
i'm such a loser

SmallTowns.
You can name everyone you graduated with.
You know what 4-H means.
You went to parties at a pasture, barn, gravel pit, or in the middle of a dirt road.
You said the "F" word and your parents knew within the hour.
You knew which section of the ditch you would find the beer your buyer dropped off.
The whole school went to the same party after graduation.
You didn't give directions by street names but rather by references.
You couldn't help but date a friend's ex-boyfriend/girlfriend.
You referred to anyone with a house newer then 1965 as the rich people.
Anyone you wanted could be found at the local gas station or the town bar.
When you decided to walk somewhere for exercise, 5 people would pull over and ask if you wanted a ride.
Your teachers called you by your older siblings' names.
Your teachers remembered when they taught your parents.
The closest mall was over an hour away.
You've pee'd in a field.
Most people went by a nickname.
You laughed your butt off reading this because you know it is true.