Crakarz301 - 21, Male, Abbotsford
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time after time
good to know while i'm in misery, the world is only getting better....for you
 

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there ya go
Unwrap a starburst with your tounge: Yup

2.sing: Guttarals sure, like real singing? nope

3.open your eyes underwater: ya

4.eat whatever you want and not have to worry: I worry, but I eat it anyways, life's too short for regrets

5.ice skate: more or less

6.sing in front of a crowd: depends how many beers are involved

7.whistle:ya...

8.do thirty sit ups: I might be able to, I've never really tried that i can remember

9.walkin in really high heels: I can manage alright

10.eat really spicy food: oh fuck ya!

11.skateboard: nope, I hate hills and my wheels always fly off

12.sleep with the lights on: anyone who went to highschool with me knows nothing stops me when i'm tired

13.mulititask: to a degree

14.touch your nose with your tounge: no, but I can touch other things with my tongue quite well

15.fall asleep easily in the car: anywhere

16.do the cotton eye joe: nope, don't date me kinfolk

17.play ddr and not fall: no

18.surf:I wish

19.fit in your locker: not in a million years

20.do a split: no I got the dangly parts that prevent me from doin that

21.taste the difference between pepsi and coke: I can


HAVE YOU EVER:


1.went up to a complete stranger and started talking: How do you think I met my girlfriend?
2.been sunburned: who hasn't?

3.threw up in school: Ya, stupid exhaustion

4.recieved an anonymous love letter: ya, but they were usually dipshits being dicks
5.had to wear something you hated: why would I wear something I didn't want to? no!

6.been to a luau: yes.

7.cursed in front of your parents: ya, they give me dirty looks

8.been in a commerical on tv: nope, but I used to be a clothing model

9.watched a movie that made you miss your ex: don't have one

10.been out of the country: once or twice
11.been honked at by some guy when you were walking down the sidewalk: men and women find the crak irresistable, which is unfortunate for them that they cannot have him

12.won at pool: often, I'm pretty good

13.went to a party where you were the ony sober one: yay grade 8
14.went on a diet: no

15.been lost out to sea: yes, now could someone please come get me off this friggin island, some fatass is living off of ranch dressing and they all think they're time travelling
16.cheated on your bf: nope

17.been cheated on: no

18.tanned topless: lots

19.been attacked by seagulls: no

20.been searched in an airport: no, live under the radar

21.been on a plane: right before 9/11 actually
22.been pants-ed: one time, but then everyone was so scared at what they saw, never again
23.thown a shoe at someone: yes

24.sung in the shower: I used to, then my voice changed

25.bought something way too expensive: yup, damn 360's

26.done something really stupid that you still laugh about: I've certianly never puked on a fence and painted it pink

27.been walked in on when you were dressing: Chantelle.......

28.ran out of a movie theatre because you were too scared of the movie: no, If i'm paying to see a scary movie i'm watching it, grow a pair, come on

29.been kicked out of the mall: zombie walk

3o.been mean to someone then instantly wanted to take it back: ya, happens alot, I'm an asshole when I'm drunk sometimes

31.been given a detention on the worst day that you could get one: I don't do detention


32.fell off your roof: no, that'd be a big drop

33.pretended you were scared so you could cuddle up with someone: works everytime

34.had a deer jump in front of your car: ya, smoked the bitch!

35.threated someone witha water gun: only that one time when i was hanging out with mel gibson and shyalaman
 

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fucked
"If god intended for us to do drugs he would have created plants that cause psychoactive effects when smoked or ingested"

god dammit steven colbert, you sly intellectual!
 

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Fishbone!
bad religion
DOA
Fishbone
Flipper
Flogging Molly
NOFX
The Adicts
The Exploited
UK Subs

playing warped tour, I hope they come to vancouver, I would actually go for this lineup

well I guess bad religion, nofx, and the exploited are good enough reasons to go, pretty stupid that DOA isn't playing in vancouver even though they were BORN here
 

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I laughed
 

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Cycle of war
They kill, we die
we expose and they lie
no matter what we do
the efforts of the futile few
cannot serve to cure us all
of temptation from man's fall
building bombs and selling guns
you'll try to hide, you'll try to run
from killers in business suits
who perpetuate corruption of youth
shouldn't matter if you're rich
shouldn't matter if you're poor
the thirst for power should not consume
those things that matter more

for peace, for peace
for love, for love
they kill, we die
to hide/expose the lies

trapped in a vicious cycle
of who to help and who to kill
do they have democracy?
makes the difference in this hypocrisy
tells us who and how to love
too whose doorstep we send a dove
distract us with useless politics
sell us new drugs to help the, "sick"
report the dead we lost to war
but not our brothers who number more
Is it possible to bring them calm
not so long as we have the bomb
while we stew in mediocrity
our brothers die across the seas
in our backyards, across the globe
many people call this world home
are their claims here worth less than our own?
caused by ignorrance like the world has known

for peace, for peace
for love, for love
they kill, we die
to hide/expose the lies

from a black man's inequality
due to a white man's frugality
we trace the roots of our enigmas
to the cancerous malignant
refusal to accept a system
that cannot tolerate them
the death associated
with the numbers we inflate

we die, they kill
yet our problems are the same
 

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/shits bricks
Sunday, April 26 2009 • ALL AGES BAR W/ID
KISW Metal Shop & El Corazon Present:
KREATOR
EXODUS

Belphegor
Warbringer
Epicurean
 

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Tron Funking Blow
guys....I think I'm Tron...
 

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Human Waste
you say it makes you stale
if you signed to a major label

you stay cause you want to fight
I say go cause that just ain't right
you cry out for the bus full of kids
I scream for the injustices

we all kill for power and greed
and then go home and spill our seed
human waste
 

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is this what i've become?
I'm sure I'm not the only person who's scared for what comes after highschool but lately i've been really thinking about it, and for all it's worth, am I who I want to be? so many things that I didn't get to do, so many people I didn't get to meet, I guess that's how life works though, maybe i'll have better luck next time?
 

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so i decided
a long time ago
that i'm with the best girl in the world
hands down, I love her more than the world
just thought i'd let everyone know.
plus, she's really smart, and cute, and funny, and REALLY beautiful
like i mean really
love you sweetie
 

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fuck world trade
Are YOU ready to stop the rotten blue menace?
 

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Kill Yourself
save the enviroment and kill yourself
just by living we'll send this planet to hell
humans like a virus spreading and conuming
till there's nothing left but a body we're exhuming
to pick the last morsels off it's rotted visage
turn your tv on to see a warming mirage

save the enviroment and kill yourself
just by living we'll send this planet to hell
burning down trees to clear the forests
stripping the land leaves nothing for us
we'll use up all the oil in our S.U.V.'s
we'll control the population with our S.T.D.'s

save a tree, kill yourself!
 

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