I Would Like To Take A Moment To Let You Know I Am The Best At Cosmetology In Grade 10
CANDIDS!!!!!!!!
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What Can I Say...It's True
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The Last Night Of Grease Aren't We Hot!!!
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Three Pretty Ladies On Thier Way To Neverland
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Ode To Never Neverland
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Ah Cuz We're Cool Like That
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E In The Rin And K In The Aela Backstage At Recital
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Shopping Carts Are Fun!
What Can I Say...It's True
The Last Night Of Grease Aren't We Hot!!!
Three Pretty Ladies On Thier Way To Neverland
Ode To Never Neverland
Ah Cuz We're Cool Like That
E In The Rin And K In The Aela Backstage At Recital
Shopping Carts Are Fun!
25 Random Dumb Things I've Said Or Done
1. Kaela: CELL PHONE RAVE!!!!! Tori:OH SHIT I CALLED SOMEONE!
2. Laura: Why the hell am I in cabinet making class? Kaela: This one time at cabinet making class... Erin: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
3. Kaela: Look at how graceful I am! *slips on ice and lands on ass* See falling with grace!
4. Kaela: Hey Krista let's go for a break Krista: Okay lets go around the corner so we don't get hit with the door Kaela: *walks to a corner you can't go around turns around looking at Krista like shes an idiot* Oh right that way!
5. After the car has slid into the ditch and random guys are pulling us out. Kaela: Hey that guy is really cute. Tori: The old guy with the beard?!?! Kaela: No the cute young one right there...well actually the old guys no that bad...just kidding
6. Melissa: He wants to sleep with me not sex just sleeping for his birthday Kaela: Well what is he going to do for you on the longest day of the year then?
7. The first car Erin and I ever had I named The Precious Hotness Mobile this thing was a piece and I named it after Orlando Bloom I wanted to keep this car but nooooooooo
8. Kaela: OKay Erin are you ready for this most awesome tobaggan run ever? Erin: nods and looks slightly frightened Kaela: runs and trips over the tobaggan which goes to the end of the hill with out me while I look confused as to how I ended up at the top of the hill with out the tobaggan. Erin: Laughs her head off And the award for best wipe out goes to Kaela!!
9. All the dancers on stage are in yoga pants in starting positions Kaela: *from off stage left yells out on stage* YOUR FLY IS UNDONE!! *all the dancers on stage look down and realise they don't have a fly everyone laughs so hard we have to start all over again twice*
10. *On the way to Pigeon Lake there were road tunes Bad Day by David Powder came on* Kaela: Well give me a blue sky HOOOOLIDAY! *sang in bad off tune opera on accident* Tori: *strange look burst into laughter*
11. Tori: She probably has a spell for everything Kaela: An Erection one? Tori: Yes it's probably labeled under ERECTION PERFECTION Kaela: *dies laughing*
12. Kaela: Tori I'm cold *snuggles in closer to Tori* Tori: Wouldn't you like to wake up to this every mor ning?
13. Kaela: Heh Heh Witch balls do you think we should get her one. It's supposed to repel Witches wouldn't it be funny if she couldn't touch it. Kelley: Can we get her one that would be so funny. Kaela: Come to think of it maybe I should get one that way she couldn't talk to me
14. Kaela: Sometimes you just need some support...LIKE A BRA!!! TORI WILL YOU BE MY PRETTY SUPPORTIVE BRA????
15. At The Zoo Kaela: Don't make me go in with those birds I dont't like birds don't make me rant about birds! Erin: Whats so bad about birds? Kaela: One of them might carry me off like in the movies...Or nest in my hair...Or try and eat my uvula...OR POOP ON ME!!! Erin: Hey that ones looking at you Kaela: ITS GONNA EAT MY UVULA!! NOT MY HANGY BALL WITH NO PURPOSE!! Bird:*menacing stare then takes off flying* Kaela: DON"T CARRY ME OFF!!!! Random people at the zoo: O.O
16. Kaela: I CALL A DANCE OFF!!!!! *does straddle on floor flings upper body down and hits head on floor* TOP THAT!! Tori: *Dies laughing*
17. Kaela: This hair crap smells like men Mom: Thats because it smells good to women Kaela: So I'll be attracting women all day?
18. Kaela and Erin: You make me giddy like a gay school boy wearing short shorts and a tight sweater vest in june.
19. Kaela: OMG ERIN YOU GOT A CAR?!!??!? Erin: Yes... Kaela: CAN I NAME IT???
20. Romgo: You will all DIE! Kaela: What if I told you you were the best looking guy out there? Romgo: YOU ARE A LIAR YOU DIE FIRST!Kaela to Tori: Well that plan went to hell
21. Kaela: OMG THERE HE IS RUN THIS WAY!! Tori: it's okay he turned Kaela: *ducks behind Tori*Tori: *links arms with Krista and Melissa* Onward! TURN!! *everyone trips over eachother on the turn* Jordon: O.O (later) Your friends are weird! Kaela:Oh that was rugby we were playing rugby! Jordon: You guys must be really hard core then! All The Girls are laughing so hard they almost peed. Kaela: Hey Tori what colour should our uniforms be?
22. Kaela : HEY TORI LETS PLAY COWBOYS AND INDIANS!!! Tori: OKAY!!!! Kaela: Walk four paces turn around and draw! One...Two...Three...Four DRAW!! BANG BANG!!! Tori: UGH! you shot me! BANG BANG!! Kaela: You shot me back you weiny! Tori: KAELAS IN HEAT!! *random uncontrolable laughter* Ms M: Are you girls okay? Kaela: Oh right we're still in gym!
23. Nikki: *pointing at her elbow* Do you know what this is? Laura: A hickie? Kaela: Trips and sits there laughing really hard Nikki: LAURA THATS A BRUISE!!
24. Nikki and Kaela *thinking we are such rebels* HEY LAURA HOWS YOUR GIRLFRIEND OPRA?? Nikki: BOOK IT KAELA!!
25. Kaela *Jumps on random metal elephant in december* MY VAGINAS FROZEN!!!
26. Kaela: Gangster time! *everyone rolls up one pants leg*
27. Kaela: Tori do a graceful leap Tori: *does some random leg thinger* Kaela:*dies laughing* Two weeks later at the premire of Nacho Libre he does Toris move
28. Text from tyler: Do you want to go plating? Kaela: WHAT THE HELL? Tori: I think he means skating. another random text from Tyler: I almost bought you a sirt Kaela: A what now? Tori: Shirt I think Yet another text from Tyler: What mother are you watching? Kaela: YOURS!! OH BURN! Tori: He means movie
29. Kaela: We need code names to go with our code actions Tylers is now Trevor!
30.Kaela: Wouldn't it be sweet if I could jump off this table on to that mat in the splits?!?!? Tori: Kaela I wouldn't...Kaela: Tori don't ruin my fun! *Jumps off the table on to the mat in the splits* OW MY VAGINA!!!!!! Tori: I told you not to do it *as she's laughing uncontrollably*
1. Kaela: CELL PHONE RAVE!!!!! Tori:OH SHIT I CALLED SOMEONE!
2. Laura: Why the hell am I in cabinet making class? Kaela: This one time at cabinet making class... Erin: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
3. Kaela: Look at how graceful I am! *slips on ice and lands on ass* See falling with grace!
4. Kaela: Hey Krista let's go for a break Krista: Okay lets go around the corner so we don't get hit with the door Kaela: *walks to a corner you can't go around turns around looking at Krista like shes an idiot* Oh right that way!
5. After the car has slid into the ditch and random guys are pulling us out. Kaela: Hey that guy is really cute. Tori: The old guy with the beard?!?! Kaela: No the cute young one right there...well actually the old guys no that bad...just kidding
6. Melissa: He wants to sleep with me not sex just sleeping for his birthday Kaela: Well what is he going to do for you on the longest day of the year then?
7. The first car Erin and I ever had I named The Precious Hotness Mobile this thing was a piece and I named it after Orlando Bloom I wanted to keep this car but nooooooooo
8. Kaela: OKay Erin are you ready for this most awesome tobaggan run ever? Erin: nods and looks slightly frightened Kaela: runs and trips over the tobaggan which goes to the end of the hill with out me while I look confused as to how I ended up at the top of the hill with out the tobaggan. Erin: Laughs her head off And the award for best wipe out goes to Kaela!!
9. All the dancers on stage are in yoga pants in starting positions Kaela: *from off stage left yells out on stage* YOUR FLY IS UNDONE!! *all the dancers on stage look down and realise they don't have a fly everyone laughs so hard we have to start all over again twice*
10. *On the way to Pigeon Lake there were road tunes Bad Day by David Powder came on* Kaela: Well give me a blue sky HOOOOLIDAY! *sang in bad off tune opera on accident* Tori: *strange look burst into laughter*
11. Tori: She probably has a spell for everything Kaela: An Erection one? Tori: Yes it's probably labeled under ERECTION PERFECTION Kaela: *dies laughing*
12. Kaela: Tori I'm cold *snuggles in closer to Tori* Tori: Wouldn't you like to wake up to this every mor ning?
13. Kaela: Heh Heh Witch balls do you think we should get her one. It's supposed to repel Witches wouldn't it be funny if she couldn't touch it. Kelley: Can we get her one that would be so funny. Kaela: Come to think of it maybe I should get one that way she couldn't talk to me
14. Kaela: Sometimes you just need some support...LIKE A BRA!!! TORI WILL YOU BE MY PRETTY SUPPORTIVE BRA????
15. At The Zoo Kaela: Don't make me go in with those birds I dont't like birds don't make me rant about birds! Erin: Whats so bad about birds? Kaela: One of them might carry me off like in the movies...Or nest in my hair...Or try and eat my uvula...OR POOP ON ME!!! Erin: Hey that ones looking at you Kaela: ITS GONNA EAT MY UVULA!! NOT MY HANGY BALL WITH NO PURPOSE!! Bird:*menacing stare then takes off flying* Kaela: DON"T CARRY ME OFF!!!! Random people at the zoo: O.O
16. Kaela: I CALL A DANCE OFF!!!!! *does straddle on floor flings upper body down and hits head on floor* TOP THAT!! Tori: *Dies laughing*
17. Kaela: This hair crap smells like men Mom: Thats because it smells good to women Kaela: So I'll be attracting women all day?
18. Kaela and Erin: You make me giddy like a gay school boy wearing short shorts and a tight sweater vest in june.
19. Kaela: OMG ERIN YOU GOT A CAR?!!??!? Erin: Yes... Kaela: CAN I NAME IT???
20. Romgo: You will all DIE! Kaela: What if I told you you were the best looking guy out there? Romgo: YOU ARE A LIAR YOU DIE FIRST!Kaela to Tori: Well that plan went to hell
21. Kaela: OMG THERE HE IS RUN THIS WAY!! Tori: it's okay he turned Kaela: *ducks behind Tori*Tori: *links arms with Krista and Melissa* Onward! TURN!! *everyone trips over eachother on the turn* Jordon: O.O (later) Your friends are weird! Kaela:Oh that was rugby we were playing rugby! Jordon: You guys must be really hard core then! All The Girls are laughing so hard they almost peed. Kaela: Hey Tori what colour should our uniforms be?
22. Kaela : HEY TORI LETS PLAY COWBOYS AND INDIANS!!! Tori: OKAY!!!! Kaela: Walk four paces turn around and draw! One...Two...Three...Four DRAW!! BANG BANG!!! Tori: UGH! you shot me! BANG BANG!! Kaela: You shot me back you weiny! Tori: KAELAS IN HEAT!! *random uncontrolable laughter* Ms M: Are you girls okay? Kaela: Oh right we're still in gym!
23. Nikki: *pointing at her elbow* Do you know what this is? Laura: A hickie? Kaela: Trips and sits there laughing really hard Nikki: LAURA THATS A BRUISE!!
24. Nikki and Kaela *thinking we are such rebels* HEY LAURA HOWS YOUR GIRLFRIEND OPRA?? Nikki: BOOK IT KAELA!!
25. Kaela *Jumps on random metal elephant in december* MY VAGINAS FROZEN!!!
26. Kaela: Gangster time! *everyone rolls up one pants leg*
27. Kaela: Tori do a graceful leap Tori: *does some random leg thinger* Kaela:*dies laughing* Two weeks later at the premire of Nacho Libre he does Toris move
28. Text from tyler: Do you want to go plating? Kaela: WHAT THE HELL? Tori: I think he means skating. another random text from Tyler: I almost bought you a sirt Kaela: A what now? Tori: Shirt I think Yet another text from Tyler: What mother are you watching? Kaela: YOURS!! OH BURN! Tori: He means movie
29. Kaela: We need code names to go with our code actions Tylers is now Trevor!
30.Kaela: Wouldn't it be sweet if I could jump off this table on to that mat in the splits?!?!? Tori: Kaela I wouldn't...Kaela: Tori don't ruin my fun! *Jumps off the table on to the mat in the splits* OW MY VAGINA!!!!!! Tori: I told you not to do it *as she's laughing uncontrollably*
31.Kaela: Me and Erin have Wicked thing. Erin: Oh yeah! this is wicked! how wicked! thats so wicked! Kaela: I meant the play.
32. Kaela:Get it it's called a fanny pack because it goes on your fanny? *strange look* Kaela: What? True story!
33. *Kaela and Tori in hot tub* Kaela: Well this position won't give people the wrong idea
34. *after taking the are you a heart breaker quizz* Kaela: AHAHAHAHAHA Its says I'm a nice person and don't want to hurt anyones feelings *breaks out into hysterical laughter*
35. Rainbow cake? Rainbow icing? Rainbow sprinkles? Gay pride night?
36. Mattress Dancing Times Two!
37. Tori: Are you gonna date him? Kaela: I dunno Tori:Is it because he's older and your afraid hes going to take advantage of you? Kaela: No iI know thats going to happen
38. Kaela: Here Steve take these Steve: These aren't date rape drugs are they?
39. Kaela: Those things could turn a gay man straight did I say that right? Gay man straight? Straight man gay? Gay man straight? Tori: We'll just pretend you said it right.
40. Kaela: Hey Tori wanna miss math? Tori: Whose a spazz? YOUR A SPAZZ!!!!!
41. Tori: I'm in love with a stripper Kaela: I love you to!
Darling, Save The Last Dance For Me