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Pubcrawl Prices
550$ for 4 bars, and 650$ for 5 bars
 

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technologic
Buy it, use it, break it, fix it,
Trash it, change it, melt - upgrade it,
Charge it, pawn it, zoom it, press it,
Snap it, work it, quick - erase it,
Write it, cut it, paste it, save it,
Load it, check it, quick - rewrite it,
Plug it, play it, burn it, rip it,
Drag it, drop it, zip - unzip it,
Surf it, scroll it, pause it, click it,
Cross it, crack it, switch - update it,
Name it, rate it, tune it, print it,
Scan it, send it, fax - rename it,
Touch it, bring it, pay it, watch it,
Turn it, leave it, start - format it.
Buy it, use it, break it, fix it,
Trash it, change it, melt - upgrade it,
Charge it, pawn it, zoom it, press it,
Snap it, work it, quick - erase it,
Write it, cut it, paste it, save it,
Load it, check it, quick - rewrite it,
Plug it, play it, burn it, rip it,
Drag it, drop it, zip - unzip it,
Surf it, scroll it, pause it, click it,
Cross it, crack it, switch - update it,
Name it, rate it, tune it, print it,
Scan it, send it, fax - rename it,
Buy it, use it, break it, fix it,
Trash it, change it, melt - upgrade it,
Charge it, pawn it, zoom it, press it,
Snap it, work it, quick - erase it,
Write it, cut it, paste it, save it,
Load it, check it, quick - rewrite it,
Plug it, play it, burn it, rip it,
Drag it, drop it, zip - unzip it,
Lock it, fill it, call it, find it,
View it, coat it, jam - unlock it,
Surf it, scroll it, pause it, click it,
Cross it, crack it, switch - update it
Name it, rate it, tune it, print it,
Scan it, send it, fax - rename it,
Touch it, bring it, pay it, watch it,
Turn it, leave it, start - format it.

Technologic
 

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Dad, i love you
These are how best i remember the past month...
please bear with me and pray for my father in these times of sorrow.

bless you all,

Mike Browning

PS i will keep you informed as to how he is doing if you like... if not i am sorry for wasting your time...


Thursday November 23rd, 2006
It has been 3 days since dad got this cold, this cough is hard to deal with he says. pain. He hopes it only lasts a week. I have a bad feeling, something is not right... tonite i will pray,

Dear Father God,

Please would you help my father on his road to recovery. Please help him find health in this last month before your sons birthday. Bless you lord,

Amen


Sunday December 10th, 2006
Twenty long days, twenty, half the number of days our good lords son Jesus was tempted by the devil, twenty long awful days of suffering. Dad has been coughing for 20 days now, i knew this was no right, but why him? he is a good man, smart, witty, loving, all around a good man. Why good lord, have you not heard my prayers, please oh lord, help my father, your son, to rid himself of this infection. In your name i pray for Lee Browning...

Amen

Tuesday December 19th, 2006
Twenty-Nine days, almost an entire month of suffering, Eleven days less that of your son good lord, please use your will to heal him, he is losing sleep, losing energy, and dare i say, losing hope of a healthy christmas... lord, if there is one, and only one prayer you ever answer, please make it this one.

Our father who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name...
...the power and the glory, forever and ever,

Please grant my father health this holiday season, bless you lord

Amen

Thursday December 21st, 2006
Lord, today my father is in the hospital with the cough and pain you have dealt him, please heal him, bless his heart and return him home a healthy man. The doctors found a tumor, in his bowel, it is large, we dont know yet if there is cancer or not, but there is a large tumor starting in the bowel and going up through his back... please good lord let this not be cancer, i beg of you, i will do anything... live the life of a beggar, set in motion towards a life of preisthood, anything you want, praise your name forever. oh good lord, please help my father. with all i have to give, i give to you. you gave us your son, our savior, and now i am asking you to save my father, as your son did for you.

bless you good lord,

please bless my father the same,

in your name,

Amen

Thursday December 21st, 2006
Tonite i went to see my dad at the hospital... i cried, i could not contain the thoughts of life without him, i had to let it all out. i held him, as weak as he is, in my arms... i cried.

he had more colour in his skin, he looked good, but i cried.

father, please make this tumor none more than a non-cancerous tumor. please good lord, keep my father by my side, let him see his children wed, and birth of his first grand son, his familys only name bearer.

in your name i pray,

Amen

Monday Jnauary 1st, 2007[/b]
nearly ten days since my last post on my father...

he has done well... he is home for the holidays, and should be instated into the cross cancer institute soon. we know for sure now that he has non-hodgkins lymphoma, but are waiting on what type of treatment he needs...
 

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best forum ban line ever
'bloody pussy rags taste like your moms cunt and she looks alot like goatse.... coincidence i think not!.... you are goatse's son'
 

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tons of shiiit
KIM! you are a true gem, i love you so much, i will always be yours, i love everything about you, from how you fit so perfect in my arms, to the way you look when your scarred and mad... i will always love you, and i will always be with you no matter what... whenever you are not near, i miss you... when you are close, i wish you were closer.... i love you with every beat of my heart, every step i take and every thought that passes through my mind. love forever and always April 25th 2005, day 1...


Thank you to Toast for this amazing image


This Is My Van "Oiler Mobile #1"



Click the picture for a short video demonstration...
 

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My Birthday Pubcrawl.... BITCHES!
 

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diarrhea
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HAHA K!..... Mike browning, Ryan borschy and myself came up with some of the following, plus classics for the song "diarrhea diarrhea" HAHAHAH

the following are mike's:
- when you're riding in your dodge and you feel somthing lodge, "diarrhea diarrhea"
-when you're lying on your back and it comes out your crack "diarrhea diarrhea"
-when you're sitting in taco bell, and you notice a wrenchy smell "diarrhea diarrhea"
-when you're riding in your BEAMER and you let out a screamer "diarrhea diarrhea"
-when you're riding in your BEAMER and you let out a STEAMER! "diarrhea diarrhea"
-when you're sittin in the club and you feel something rub "diarrhea diarrhea"
-when you're looking down a drain and you feel a funny pain "diarrhea diarrhea" -HAHA tied for third

Classics-
-when you're climbing up the ladder, and you feel soemthing splatter "diarrhea diarrhea"
-when you're riding in a chevy and you feel something heavy "diarrhea diarrhea"
-when you're walking through a door and you feel something pour "diarrhea diarrhea"
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Ryan-
-when you're swimming in the ocean and you feel an explosion "diarrhea diarrhea"
-when you're sitting in you Jag, and you feel it start to drag "diarrhea diarrhea"
-when you're sitting watching PORN and you Pinch off some CORN "diarrhea diarrhea" BEST ONE!
-when you're sitting in class and it runs out your ass "diarrhea diarrhea"
-when your sitting in your room, and you hear a loud BOOM "diarrhea diarrhea"
-when you walk into a shop and you feel something drop "diarrhea diarrhea"
-This guy is feeling grumpy, because his pants feel so Lumpy "diarrhea diarrhea"

myself-
-when you're walking down the road and you feel a shifty load "diarrhea diarrhea"
-when you're watching the game, and it comes out like rain "diarrhea diarrhea"
-when your sitting in your FORD, and you scream "OH MY LORD!" "diarrhea diarrhea" Second fav.
-when your screwing in a light and your pants start to bite "diarrhea diarrhea"
-when your jumping up and down, and you see people frown "diarrhea diarrhea" - my third favorite one
-when you're making your Dinner and you feel 10 pounds thinner "diarrhea diarrhea" -fourth favorite
-when you're sitting in class and you feel more than SWASS! "diarrhea diarrhea" hahaha

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My Girlfriend

Kim, my special someone:
wow, i never saw us here, but im damn glad it happened i never thought you would be into me like you are, and im thankful i was wrong, you mean so much to me, ive known you for a month, 9 months, a year a year and 3 months but it seems like so much longer... i KNOW everything is going to work with us you are the best thing that has happened to me Love you so much baby
Walmart friends forever... that died... but i still love you babe, even thought im at United Cycle, Solomon Coatings, Dolly's, Wild On Party Bus Aspen Ridge now... im still always going to be your walmart boy, just chillin in the back or on our breaks sitting on the grass staring at the sky... kim, i love ya, your so cool, and you know what ive been through, no one knows me like you do you are my favorite thing in the world, nothing makes me feel the way i feel when your around
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Good Quotes From (((FREEDOM)))
GOOD QUOTES FROM (((FREEDOM)))...

Originally posted by: CrazyMike
and god said let there be light...



and there was light...






and god said let there be intelligence...




[no pic]




and there was still none to be had...



Originally posted by: CrazyMike
Originally posted by: Laura
i'm auditioning for a play, and i need help is there a good website has words to movies, b.c im acting out with someone a part in a movie but i dont know where i can find the words,
and do you have any suggetons for movies?
Please help
this is serious


Firstly, you wont get a good review if you do an audition with someone else, an audition is testing YOUR acting skills ALONE... NOT with someone else.

Originally posted by: Laura
The plays called guys and dolls


Secondly, when speaking about a play, have respect, its Guys and Dolls. Also, is it a school play, or a play with only kids in it? Because if it is a true Broadway Style play, you wont make cast. There are NO KIDS in Guys and Dolls.

Originally posted by: Laura
The plays called guys and dolls

but maybe the rest of us'd rather see you die than see you in a play. think about the rest of the world, you self-centered weiner-cushion.


okay, please leave the forum now or act, a bit more serious, i was asking a queston okay i didnt want people to come in here and be rude, and hm i dont think u asked the rest of them so u cant say that and im not self cented as u see i am asking a queston okay, go to www.dictionary.com and look up the word queston, advise okay thanks :beer:


(straight from www.dictionary.com)
search word: Queston
No entry found for queston.


Thirdly, actors must be able to spell... have any QUESTIONS? sorry hun, usually if your doing a play and your doing an audition you must have an actors synopsis, and history, and at the audition hand it to the director and other heads, and include a head shot, (black and white ofcourse), they do mark it as an english teacher would, they need smart people to act, not idiots...

Originally posted by: Laura
I RATHER HAVE {{FREEDOM}} than teens sorry teens dont have freedom! freedom has freedom haha get it?


Finally, you have tainted our forum... its (((FREEDOM))) you fucking n00b not {{FREEDOM}}, dont even try to /pwn anyone ever again, you suck...

And once again have respect for titles, Freedom, you stupid douche






/PWNT!



Originally posted by: whiteballa3
Originally posted by: CrazyMike
we all wish your mother believed in abortion... or actually she probabaly did... but shes just too fucking poor to afford it... all at once... so she just had parts removed, such as your man hood and your brain...

ahah SNAP
 

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TABLOIDS!




 

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Miles away from life
There is so much shit you need to learn, once courts adjourned,
There’s money to earn, each mother fucking MC gets his turn,
This rap game is not just about the dough, Or the show,
It’s all about your god damn flow, so shut your mouth, we’re on a roll,
If you think you can ride with rewind, and Z,
These MC’s, the B and me, Fuck that shit your not a G, you’re a bitch,
Ill flick you off my shoulder like a turrets twitch,
Ill knock you around and switch, like Will Smith, cause he don’t got shit,
The broads like me, because I rub their clit, and moisten their shit,
My rhymes will hit you like a brick in the face,
You pick the time and place, I’ll rock you like a race,
Between a Honda and a Ford GT-40, naturally you’re the Honda,
Getting smoked like the ganja, fucking rice rocket,
If you got a 9 cock it, bring the fight to my town,
Then we’ll see who’s really down, fuck the 9’s grab a mic,
Lets hear these rhymes that be tight, ill blow you away, out of everyone’s sight,
You picked the wrong night, to try to fight me, and young Z,
unlike my bro rewind, Your lyrical douches have been twined, signed and sent to Iraq,
Your not an MC you’re a cracker-crack-crack-crackitty-crack,
Like a turtle stuck on his back, your like a virgin trying to toke,
Everything you try to say... you choke, if my crew saw you on the ground,
We would gather around, and then POKE,
“Look he’s out cold!”
”That bitch got told…”
Then ill wonder who did it, probably Xzibit, because your busting monotonous lines,
some are not even rhymes, your just babbling on about past times,
“Aww fuck man, I got jacked…”
serves you right… SNAP…
real crews roll up style, your poor like miles, nothing but smiles,
paying people off to be your friends, or if your short, just to make amends,
you smoke them up, or give them your gems off your wrist,
what a twist, twist, twist now squeeze that lemon look off your face,
now realize, your real lies, are shown in your real eyes, don’t fake it,
your never going to make it, ahh shit, this rhymes come to a close,
so go throw out your value village clothes, to change your life I hope you chose,
for this shits real, take a walk in my shoes, then we will see whose true, true…
 

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Your Fake Now...
once deep inside of your eyes,
i could tell you were lost in emotion,
i could see right through your lies,
what you did to drain the ocean,
you took all the breah out of me,
left me to die on the rocky shore,
you tried to hide your false identity,
i could tell from the sorrow you show,
you hated how i loved you so much,
i gave up long ago on our relationship,
if i can ever get over you fake touch,
you meant so much, fuck it,
i thought i had my problems resolved,
but tonight i will reach under my pillow,
for the hidden silver revolver,
to save me from my everlasting sorrow,
i thought i was fine with your parody,
but since you left me alone,
i fell deep for your false sense of tragedy,
but now im moving on...
 

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Im Never Coming Home!
I lay here in a tub full of black tears watching the breath leave me slowly, realizing how much time i have wasted doing nothing...
dreaming...
dreaming of a perfect life, that will never come to me, or realistically anyone i know...
the perfect life i seek, seems to me to be more of a perfect lie waiting for someone, namely me, to fall into it...
but i resolved never to fall for a lie again in my life...
i am a sucker for lies...
girls tell lies, boys tell lies...
we all lie...
its human nature...
as natural as it gets...

NO ONE IS PERFECT...

we are all fuck ups of nature somewhere along the line...
did anyone consider how FUCKED UP they are...
NEVER!
all of us are, you might want to take some time to see for yourself...
if your life is "perfect" i dont give a fuck, take a god damn picture, it lasts longer than the fucking drama you let linger over your sheltered hell of a life...
as we tend to say, "Life goes on" thats such bull shit, you are only born so you can fucking die, CRADE to GRAVE...
thats life in a fucking nutshell...
now go get to your goddamned grave you insignificant cock sucking fucks...
and the answer to that same gond damn fucking question is...

NO IM NOT FUCKING OKAY!

alright, im getting sick of fucks who try to fuck with my life...
in more ways than one...
mentally, and physically....

FUCK YOU...

now go get me my revolver...
ill help you on your way to the end...
 

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Disasterpeice
i am drowning in a sea of black blood,
while your out drinking,
with your friends,
im alone...
slowly dying,
crying blacker tears than the midnight sky,
running circles in my mind,
wishing,
hoping,
praying for someone or something to save me,
knowing full out that it wont ever happen,
wishing,
hoping,
praying for a savior,
something never to come to my hand,
living in a disasterpeice...
 

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Definition of Emo...
emo is not a fashion trend, despite how many people think their emo cuz they dress "like an emo"

emo is not a hair cut, despite beliefs of the "emo bowl cut"

emo is not crying, unless you do it every night and cry yourself to sleep

emo is, being suicidal, depressed, lonely, hating life and the world, and just not knowing why your that way...

emo is turning into some kind of fashion trend that no one should follow

99% of the "emos" out there are not truly emo, for emo means emotional wreck. WRECK,
like me...[/size]
 

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