BASICS

Height:	169 cm - 173 cm (5'7" - 5'8")
Weight:	56 Kg - 59 Kg (121 lbs - 130 lbs)
Birthday:	May 11, 1952
Sexual Orientation:	Heterosexual
Dating:	Single
Location:	Zimbabwe, Africa, World
Join Date:	09:55pm \| Sep 27, '05
Profile Updated:	08:54pm \| Dec 16, '09
Last Active:	09:10pm \| Aug 25, '08

INTERESTS

Music:	Alternative, Blues, Classic Rock, Drum & Bass, Funk, Indie, Jazz, Lounge, Rapcore, Rock, Ska, Techno, Trance, Rave
Sports:	Basketball, Soccer
Activities:	Listening to music, Pool/Billiards, Dancing

MY NAME

IS ANDY

AND YOU'VE GOT AIDS

Andy

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Andy is pretty much the most intense kid EVER
(and he is SOOO much cooler then his brother)
I love when Andy spoon feeds me some of his ice cream
and lets me spit my gum into his bowl
because i am too fat and lazy to get off the couch
Andy proves himself to be even more amazing when he brings me bowls of cheezies upstairs
He is awesome.
Here is a typical day for Andy;
he wakes up at noon to the loud crash of his drum symbol thingy
he then stumbles down the stairs and begins his long walk to find food
he walks for miles, crossing dangerous highways
finally, after endless hours of walking and burning calories,
he reaches his breakfast destination...
the ESSO/TIM HORTONS
andy greets his favourite Tim Hortons worker, and orders his fatty bagel
Andy then goes home
once home, he sits in a corner and plays his handheld "SORRY" game...
because he has no friends...
this continues on for several hours, until he is no longer ammused by it
and the throws it at the wall.
after all the excitement of the eectronic board game,
Andy gets extremely hungry
he goes and buys ice cream
but since andy has no job he steals the money out of his brothers wallet (which is quite empty to begin with)
seeing as Andy is too morbidly obese and midget to walk home,
he steals a miniature pony.
he rides the pony allllll the way back to his house
he gives the pony a goodnight kiss, and leaves it on the lawn so it can eat itself to death
like every night, Andy cries himself to sleep
poor poor Andy.
Sadly, Andy's intense life was ended when this thing killed andy on his verge to destroy the world.

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[/color] nce apon a time there lived a boy named Andy.He was a king. Andy lived in afar away castle, with a golden horse, a beautiful queen, and lots of cash. He was ruler of all of lala land, and everyone loved him.
Sadly, this is all a lie...

All I have to say about Andy is, dont make fun of him wanting to be a midget when he grows up
And he wont piss on your 3 wheeler.

Done By Jayme

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His Favourite Place To Hang Out Is At The PlayGround With The Big Toy Between His Legs. Pink Balls Turn Andy On More Than Anything Else. He Runs From Seaweed Thinking It'll Pull Him Down Don't See Why That A Problem I Mean There Gotta Be Some Sexy Beast Mermaids. Andy Loves His Beatuiful Short Hair Hanging Around His Large Big Toys.++He'd Tap That Vintage Ass Any Day. Andy's Never Gone Fishing But He Sure Has Poked A Fishes Eye. You've Got Aids.[/center]

Done By TamaraLee

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Fuckin love this song

03:39am | Jan 24, '08 | Comments(4)

Boo boo boo boo boo boo
If you went to school tonight girl
which you never never knew before
(fading) i aint giving it you easy
why 2 plus 2 makes 4 now now now
i'm gonna teach you
All about loving
(fading) i've gotta teach you and me
all you gotta do is listen to me
ABC easy as 123
as simple as do ray me
abc, 123 baby you and me girl
ooooooohhhhhhhhhhh
easy as 123
as simple as do ray me
abc, 123 baby you and me girl
(fading) i'm gonna teach you to sing it loud
come on come on come on
let me show you what its all about
reading, writing, arithmatic
all the branches on the learning tree
your education aint complete
T T T Teachers gonna show you
How to get an A
(fading voice)
OH ABC its easy as 123
as simple as do ray me
ABC, 123 baby you and me girl
its easy, its like counting up to 3
sing a simple melody
thats how easy love can be
thats how easy love can be
sing a simple melody
123, you and me
(triangle)
sit down girl
i think i love you
no get up girl
show me what