Thats me in the FCUK sweater that was my roomies b-day sooo much fun cops showed up twice lol
If you have sex 365 times a year and you melted down all the condoms 2 make a tire, what would you call it? A fucken Goodyear!
Sex is like playing ¢¼spades.¢¼ If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.
Big Bad Wolf told Little red riding hood lift your top so I can suck your tits. no, she said while lifting her skirt, eat me like the fucken book says!
A rooster and a cat were playing by the pool. the cat fell in and the rooster laughed. The cat said, a wet pussy always makes a cock happy!
Girls have unique magic tricks, they get wet without water, bleed without injury, and make boneless things hard.
My bestfriend for life
Nissan 240sx 1996
challenger 1970
Dodge Hemi Truck Limo
this and this goes good
We fly hiiighh, No liie, you know thiss. BALLIN





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