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We Will Get You
and at request...... Heather!!!
...has V.D.
RED VS. BLUE TRIBUTE
RED vs BLUE
RED
Donut
Simmons
Sarge
Grif
BLUE
Church
Tucker
Caboose
Tex
QUOTES
Caboose - Everyone is looking at me... I love it when they do that
Grif - Looks more like a puma
Tucker - I never get the f*cking sniper rifle
Sarge - This ain't no ice cream social
Church - Son of a BITCH!!!!
Donut - Simmons... I need to borrow your ovaries....
Tex - Alright, everybody get behind me and stay tight
Tucker - Bow Chika Bow Wow
Tex - Screw it, Tucker you're in front
Tucker - It was worth it
Grif - Sarge, didn't you say you built self destruct mechanisms into our armor?
Sarge - No, that's just you, but i could activate it if you'd like
Grif - How would that help?
Sarge - Well it would make the situation less annoying
Church - I WILL FUCKING STAB YOU COMPUTER PHONE LADY!!!!
Simmons - What's the activation code?
Sarge - It's activation code.. keep it simple
Grif - ..I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that
Computer Phone Lady - To mark this message as urgent, press 11
Church - THERE IS NO 11, YOU FUCKING WHORE!
Sarge - You know I always thought there was a genetic possibility that Grif could have blood relatives, but I always held on to that hope that he was a horrible byproduct of an experiment at a turd manufacturing plant
Simmons - You know, at first i didn't like you, but you've just made my insults 45% more efficient by just saying one sentence!
Doc - See my armor is purple. Can you say purple? Pur..
Blargh - Blargh...
Doc - ..ple
Blargh - ...blargh
Doc - Good, once we learn all the colors we'll learn why not to judge people by them
Church - I've been carrying this whole fucking team!
Tucker - Where have you been carrying us? The buffet?
Caboose - He said it.
Tucker - What the hell are you guys doing up here anyways, and what's that huge thing?
Caboose - That's Church
Church - HE MEANT THE SHIP CABOOSE!
Caboose - He said it.
