You Are 30% Left Brained, 70% Right Brained
The left side of your brain controls verbal ability, attention to detail, and reasoning.
Left brained people are good at communication and persuading others.
If you're left brained, you are likely good at math and logic.
Your left brain prefers dogs, reading, and quiet.
The right side of your brain is all about creativity and flexibility.
Daring and intuitive, right brained people see the world in their unique way.
If you're right brained, you likely have a talent for creative writing and art.
Your right brain prefers day dreaming, philosophy, and sports.
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My Girl Parts Are Named:
Delta of Venus
Your Birthdate: November 10
Independent and dominant, you tend to be the alpha dog in most situations.
You're very confident, and hardly anything ever shakes you.
Mundane tasks tend to drain you - you prefer to be making great plans.
You are quite original. When people don't "get" you, it bothers you a lot.
Your strength: Your ability to gain respect
Your weakness: Caring too much what others think
Your power color: Orange-red
Your power symbol: Letter X
Your power month: October
[x] I know how to make a pot of coffee.
[x ] I keep track of dates using a calender/diary.
[ ] I own more than one credit card.
[ ] I know how to change the oil in my dads car.
[x] I do my own laundry.
[x] I vote every election.
[x] I can cook for myself.
[x] I think politics are exciting.
[ ] I balance my checkbook.
[ ] My parents have better things to say than my friends.
total: 6
[ ] I show up for work every day early.
[x ] I always carry a pen in my pocket/purse.
[ ] I've never gotten a detention.
[ ] I have never smoked a cigarette.
[ ] I have never gotten completely trashed.
[ ] I have forgotten my own birthday at least once.
[ ] I like to take walks by myself.
[x] I've watched talk shows.
[x]I know what 'credibility' means without looking it up.
[x] I drink coffee at least once a week.
total so far: 10
[x] I know how to do the dishes.
[x] I can count to 10 in another language.
[] When I say I'm going to do something I do it.
[] My parents trust me.
[x] I can mow the lawn.
[x] I can make adults laugh without being stupid.
[x ] I remember to water the plants.
[x] I study when I have to.
[] I pay attention at school/college.
[x] I remember to feed my pets.
total so far: 17
[x] I can spell 'experience' without looking it up
[ ] I work out on a regular basis.
[x ] I clean up my own mess.
[ ] The people at Starbucks know me by name.
[ ] my favorite kind of food is take out.
[x] I have gained weight since middle/high school.
[ ] The first thing I do when I wake up is get caffeine.
[ ] I cant go to the store without getting something I don't need.
[ ] I understand political jokes the first time they are said.
[] I can type quickly.
total: 20
[x] I have realized that the weather forecast changes every hour.
[ ] My only friends are from my place of employment.
[ ] I have been to a tupperware party.
[x] I have realized that no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job.
[ ] I have more bills than I can pay.
[ ] All my friends are older than I am
[ ] I can say no to staying out all night.
[x] I use the internet every day.
[x] My wardrobe hasn't changed in a while.
[x] I can read a book and actually finish it.
total: 25
Add up all the numbers and that's your marriage age.
If That Works.....Perfect...and unlikely
So reading the following is how one would best understand me....but I read it....and i got clarity out of it...and I couldn't have agreed with it more.Not all of it is true....but those that know me, know where to pick at:
Ah, Scorpio – your reputation as an insatiable lover who is over-sexed precedes you. Could it be because of your natural combination of complexity and passion? While you are indeed blessed with an abundance of sex appeal, there is so much more to your complex nature than just your libido. Out of all the 12 zodiac signs, you hold the title of the most emotionally profound. As intense as the emotions are, your cool and relaxed exterior tells a different story. In order to keep those emotions under wraps, you usually find other more useful activities to burn off your combustible energy.
Sherlock Holmes would be impressed with your detective skills. Not only are you the most intuitive of the three water signs and are endlessly curious about the things around you, but your analytical nature and complex mind drive you to break through the surface of things. You’re constantly working overtime to analyze and evaluate everything and everyone around you. In part, this has to do with your strong need to always feel in control. There’s nothing worse for your psyche than to feel out of control. This trait makes your sign particularly prone to obsessive behaviors.
Ironically, while you’re always probing others, it is you who doesn’t exactly like to be investigated; you are highly secretive. Being too secretive is a double edge sword for you, Scorpio. While it is better for you to talk things out rather than to hold them inside, people might be a little put off if they knew just how intense your emotions could really get. You become a little suspicious of people who try too hard to get to the bottom of what makes you tick. Other people should keep you close, because once wrongly crossed by someone, the old stinger comes out and you can become quite vindictive and manipulative, even though you do it subtly.
Relationships
Not surprisingly, your combustive emotional nature really comes out in your relationships. And while you are indeed well-known for being hot and cold, your sign is often not given the credit it deserves for being the kind, affectionate and fiercely loyal person you are. You are incredibly generous with your friends and family, and never forget a good deed done for you. As a water sign, your best romantic matches are also water signs – Cancer and Pisces. Attracting potential suitors is usually not a problem for you – your air of mystery and magnetism reels them right in. In romantic relationships, you need to feel in control. A consequence of this is what can be considered your Achilles heel – jealousy. And a consequence of your jealousy is being too possessive. You can’t stand the thought of a partner not being totally engulfed by you. You have a high sex drive and use sex as a way to intimately express yourself. You need a partner who can express him or herself without reservations and who can match your passion in the bedroom.
Career
As a Scorpio, you will most likely succeed in any career path you choose. That is because you are not only a hard worker, but you also tend to be a natural at anything you do. You have immense energy, are self-motivated and have a strong work ethic, which makes your bosses and coworkers trust and respect you. You are also quite resourceful, which serves you best in your passion for delving deep to solve a mystery or figure out how things work. Any kind of job description with these characteristics is ideal for you. Occupations that a Scorpio should consider include an investigator, scientist, spiritual leader, mechanic, engineer, miner, policeman, psychologist, psychiatrist, reporter, lab technician, and criminologist.
Those born under the Scorpio sign are acutely aware of their bubbling emotional energy, and as a result, are quick to keep it under wraps. But don’t be afraid to let people in more often, because your passionate personality will surely bowl them over.
According to nexopia if you've seen 85+ you have no life.
( ) Rocky Horror Picture Show
(x) Grease
(x) Pirates of the Caribbean
( ) Boondock Saints
( ) Fight Club
(x) Starsky and Hutch
(x ) Neverending Story
( ) Blazing Saddles
(x ) Airplane
Total: 5
( ) The Princess Bride
(x) AnchorMan
(x) Napoleon Dynamite
( ) Labyrinth
( ) Saw II
( ) White Noise
( ) White Oleander
(x) Anger Management
(x) 50 First Dates
(x) The Princess Diaries
( ) The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement
Total: 5
(x) Scream
( ) Scream 2
( ) Scream 3
(x) Scary Movie
( ) Scary Movie 2
(x) Scary Movie 3
( ) Scary Movie 4
(x) American Pie
(x) American Pie 2
(x) American Wedding
( ) American Pie Band Camp
Total: 6
(x) Harry Potter 1
(x) Harry Potter 2
(x) Harry Potter 3
(x) Harry Potter 4
( ) Resident Evil 1
( ) Resident Evil 2
(x) The Wedding Singer
(x) Little Black Book
( ) The Village
(x) Lilo & Stitch
Total: 7
(x) Finding Nemo
(x) Finding Neverland
(x) Signs
(x) The Grinch
(x) Texas Chainsaw Massacre
(x) White Chicks
(x) Butterfly Effect
(x) 13 Going on 30
(x) I, Robot
( ) Robots
Total : 11
(x) Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story
( ) Universal Soldier
( ) Lemony Snicket: A Series Of Unfortunate Events
(x) Along Came Polly
( ) Deep Impact
( ) KingPin
(x ) Never Been Kissed
(x) Meet The Parents
(x) Meet the Fockers
(x ) Eight Crazy Nights
( ) Joe Dirt
( ) KING KONG
Total: 6
(x ) A Cinderella Story
( )The Terminal
(x ) The Lizzie McGuire Movie
( ) Passport to Paris
(x) Dumb & Dumber
(x) Dumber & Dumberer
( ) Final Destination
( ) Final Destination 2
( ) Final Destination 3
( ) Halloween
(x) The Ring
(x ) The Ring 2
( ) Surviving X-MAS
( ) Flubber
Total: 6
(x ) Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle
( ) Practical Magic
( ) Chicago
( ) Ghost Ship
( ) From Hell
( ) Hellboy
( ) The Secret Window
(x ) I Am Sam
(x ) The Whole Nine Yards
(x ) The Whole Ten Yards
Total: 4
( ) The Day After Tomorrow
( ) Child's Play
(x ) Seed of Chucky
( ) Bride of Chucky
(x ) Ten Things I Hate About You
( ) Just Married
( ) Gothika
( ) Nightmare on Elm Street
( ) Sixteen Candles
( x) Remember the Titans
(x ) Coach Carter
(x ) The Grudge
(x ) The Mask
( ) Son Of The Mask
Total: 6
(x) Bad Boys
(x ) Bad Boys 2
(x ) Joy Ride
( ) Lucky Number Sleven
(x ) Ocean's Eleven
(x ) Ocean's Twelve
(x) Bourne Identity
(x ) Bourne Supremecy
( ) Lone Star
( ) Bedazzled
( ) Predator I
( ) Predator II
( ) The Fog
( ) Ice Age
( ) Ice Age 2: The Meltdown
( ) Curious George
Total: 7
(x ) Independence Day
( ) Cujo
( ) A Bronx Tale
(x ) Darkness Falls
( ) Christine
(x) ET
(x) Children of the Corn
( ) My Bosses Daughter
(x ) Maid in Manhattan
( ) Frailty
(x) War of the Worlds
(x) Rush Hour
(x) Rush Hour 2
Total: 8
( ) Best Bet
(x ) How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
(x ) She's All That
( ) Calendar Girls
( ) Sideways
(x )Mars Attacks
( ) Event Horizon
( ) Ever After
(x) Wizard of Oz
(x) Forrest Gump
( ) Big Trouble in Little China
(x) The Terminator
(x) The Terminator 2
(x) The Terminator 3
Total: 8
( x) X-Men
( x) X2
( ) x-3
(x) Spider-Man
(x) Spider-Man 2
(x ) Sky High
( ) Jeepers Creepers
( ) Jeepers Creepers 2
(x) Catch Me If You Can
(x) The Little Mermaid
( ) Freaky Friday
( ) Reign of Fire
( ) The Skulls
(x ) Cruel Intentions
( ) Cruel Intentions 2
( ) Cruel Intentions 3
(x ) The Hot Chick
(x) Shrek
(x) Shrek 2
Total: 11
(x ) Swimfan
( ) Miracle on 34th street
(x ) Old School
(x ) The Notebook
( ) K-Pax
( ) Krippendorf's Tribe
(x) A Walk to Remember
( ) Ice Castles
( ) Boogeyman
(x) The 40-year-old-virgin
Total: 4
(x) Lord of the Rings Fellowship of the Ring
(x) Lord of the Rings The Two Towers
(x) Lord of the Rings Return Of the King
(x) Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark
( ) Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
( ) Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
Total: 4
( ) Baseketball
(x ) Hostel
( ) Waiting for Guffman
( ) House of 1000 Corpses
(x ) Devils Rejects
(x) Elf
( ) Highlander
( ) Mothman Prophecies
( ) American History X
( ) Three Amigos
Total: 3
( ) The Jacket
( ) Kung Fu Hustle
( ) Shaolin Soccer
( ) Night Watch
( ) Monster
(x ) Titanic
( ) Monty Python and the Holy Grail
( ) Shaun Of the Dead
( ) Willard
Total: 1
( ) High Tension
( ) Club Dread
( ) Hulk
( ) Dawn Of the Dead
( ) Hook
(x ) Chronicles Of Narnia The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe
( ) 28 days later
( ) Orgazmo
( ) Phantasm
( ) Waterworld
Total: 1
( ) Kill Bill vol 1
( ) Kill Bill vol 2
(x ) Mortal Kombat
( ) Wolf Creek
( ) Kingdom of Heaven
(x ) The Hills Have Eyes
( ) I Spit on Your Grave aka the Day of the Woman
( ) The Last House on the Left
( ) Re-Animator
( ) Army of Darkness
Total: 2
( ) Star Wars Ep. I The Phantom Menace
( ) Star Wars Ep. II Attack of the Clones
( ) Star Wars Ep. III Revenge of the Sith
( ) Star Wars Ep. IV A New Hope
( ) Star Wars Ep. V The Empire Strikes Back
( )Star Wars Ep. VI Return of the Jedi
( ) Ewoks Caravan Of Courage
( ) Ewoks The Battle For Endor
Total: 0
(x) The Matrix
(x) The Matrix Reloaded
() The Matrix Revolutions
( ) Animatrix
( ) Evil Dead
( ) Evil Dead 2
(x )Team America World Police
( ) Red Dragon
( ) Silence of the Lambs
( ) Hannibal
Total: 3
Total:118
No Life.....SWEET!!!
Type "[your name] needs" in google search
and write the top 5 things that come up
-Vanessa Needs to Lay Off the Champagne
-Vanessa needs help!!!!!
-Vanessa needs guidance
-'Vanessa needs to get her alcoholic mother into detox, or to chase down another Krispy Kreme with another licorice Twizzler'
WHAT DOES YOUR NAME MEAN???
A : You like to drink.
B : You like people.
C : You're wild and crazy.
D : You have one of the best personalities ever.
E : you have a fine ass.
F : People adore you.
G : You never let people tell you what to do.
H : You have a very good personality and looks.
I : You're a DAMN GOOD KISSER
J : You live life for fun.
K : You are really silly.
L : .Everyone loves you
M : One of the best to have fun with.
N : You are dead sexy.
O : You are one of the best in bed.
P : You are popular with all types of people.
Q : You are a hypocrite.
R : Fuckin crazy
S : Easy to fall in love with.
T : You're loyal to those you love.
U : You really like to chill.
V : You are not judgemental.
W : You are very broad minded.
X : You never let people tell you what to do.
Y : one of the best damn bf/gf ne one could ask for.
Z : Always ready.
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V- I am not judgement
A- I like to Drink
N- I am dead Sexy
E- I have a fine Ass
S- Easy to Fall In Love with
S- Easy To Fall In Love With
A- I like to drink
1. YOUR SPY NAME (middle name and current street name):
ANDREIA 87
2. YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME (grandfather/mother on your dad's side and your favourite candy):
SAUDADE BERRIES
3. YOUR RAP NAME (first initial of first name and first three or four letters of your last name):
V-PIN
4. YOUR GAMER TAG (a favourite colour, a favourite animal)
PINK SCORPIO
5. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME (middle name, and city you were born in)
ANDREIA VILA REAL
6. YOUR STAR WARS NAME (first three letters of your last name, last three letters of mother's maiden name, first three letters of your pet's name)
PINIRA LIN
7. JEDI NAME (middle name spelled backwards, your mom's maiden name spelled backwards):
ARIEDNA ARIEREP
8. PORN STAR NAME (first pet's name, the street you grew up on):
FLUFFY 87
9. SUPERHERO NAME: ("The", your favourite colour and the automobile your dad drives)
The PINK CELICA
10. YOUR ACTION HERO NAME (first name of the main character in the last film you watched, last food you ate)
SANTIAGO DANISH
INSTRUCTIONS:
Start with 100% and minus 1% for everything that you've done. Then repost as your __% virgin.
1. Smoked-
2. Drank alcohol-
3. Cried when someone died-
4. Been drunk-
5. Had sex-
6. Been to a concert-
7. Given a handjob/gotten a handjob-
8. Given a EATIN PUSSY /GOT ATE-
9. Been verbally/sexually harassed-
10. Verbally/sexually harassed somebody-
11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up-
12. Laughed so hard something came out of your nose-
13. Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before-
14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend
15. Been to homecoming
16. Cried at school-
17. Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store-
18. Went streaking
19. Given or received a lap dance-
20. Had someone of the same sex in your room-
21.Had someone of the same sex sleep over-
22. Slept over at someone of the same sex's house-
23. Kissed a stranger-
24. Hugged a stranger-
25. Went scuba diving-
26. Driven a car-
27. Gotten an x-ray-
28. Hit by a car-
29. Had a party-
30. Done drugs-
31. Played strip poker
32. Got paid to strip for someone
33. Ran away from home-
34. Broken a bone-
35. Eaten sushi-
36. Bought porn
37. Watched porn-
38. Made pornx
39. Had a crush on someone of the same sex-
40. Been in love
41. Frenched kissed-
42. Laughed so hard you cried-
43. Cried yourself to sleep-
44. Laughed yourself to sleep-
45. Stabbed yourself-
46. Shot a gun
47. Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day-
48. Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours-
49. Been online for 9 consecutive hours-
50. Watched an animal die-
51. Watched a person die
52. Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person present-
53. Pranked somebody-
54. Put somebody in the hospital
55. Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out-
56.Kissed somebody of the same sex-
57. Dressed punk-
58. Dressed goth-
59. Dressed preppy-
60. Been to a motocross race
61. Avoided somebody-
62. Been stalked-
63. Stalked someone
64. Met a celebrity-
65. Played an instrument-
66. Ridden a horse-
67. Cut yourself-
68. Bungee jumped
69. Ding dong ditched somebody
70. Been to a wild party-
71. Got caught stealing something-
72. Kicked a guy in the balls-
73. Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend
74. Went out with your friend's crush
75. Got arrested
76. Been pregnant
77. Babysat-
78. Been to another country-
79. Started your house on fire
80. Had an encounter with a ghost-
81. Donated your hair to cancer patients
82. Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by-
83. Cried over a member of the opposite sex-
84. Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for over 3 months-
85. Sat on your butt all day-
86. Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself-
87. Had a job-
88. Gotten cut from a sports team-
89. Been called a whore-
90. Danced like a whore-
91. Been mistaken for a celebrity-
92. Been in a car accident
93. Been told you have beautiful eyes-
94. Been told you have beautiful hair-
95. Raped somebody
96. Danced in the rain-
97. Been raped
98. Walked out of a restaurant without paying-
99. Punched someone/slapped someone in the face-
100. Kissed someone on the lips-
