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“Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist”- George Carlin
" I am free of prejudice. I hate everyone equally. "
- W.C. Fields
" Nobody's happy, okay? Happiness comes in small doses, folks. It's a cigarette, or a chocolate chip cookie, or a five second orgasm. That's IT, okay! You come, you eat the cookie, you smoke the butt, you go to sleep, you get up in the morning and you go to fucking work, okay! That is IT, end of fucking list! "
- Denis Leary
"God is dead and we have killed him." - Friedrich Nietzsche
"A true friend stabs you in the front." -Oscar Wilde
"Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy. " -George Carlin
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." - George Carlin
" “Most people think life sucks, and then you die. Not me. I beg to differ. I think life sucks, then you get cancer, then your dog dies, your wife leaves you, the cancer goes into remission, you get a new dog, you get remarried, you owe ten million dollars in medical bills but you work hard for thirty-five years and you pay it back and then -- one day -- you have a massive stroke, your whole right side is paralyzed, you have to limp along the streets and speak out of the left side of your mouth and drool but you go into rehabilitation and regain the power to walk and the power to talk and then -- one day -- you step off a curb at Sixty-seventh Street, and BANG you get hit by a city bus and then you die. Maybe.” - Denis Leary
“Why hate someone for the color of their skin when there are much better reasons to hate them.” - Denis Leary
“We live in a country where John Lennon takes eight bullets, Yoko Ono is walking right beside him and not one hits her. Explain that to me!” - Denis Leary
"A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything." -Friedrich Nietzsche
"The surest way to corrupt a youth is to instruct him to hold in higher esteem those who think alike than those who think differently." - Friedrich Nietzsche
“What is the use of straining after an amiable view of things, when a cynical view is most likely to be the true one?”
George Bernard Shaw
“I'm yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet, raised to an alarming extent by Hollywood and Madison Avenue, poised with my cynical and alienated peers to take over the world when you're old and weak.”
Bill Watterson
" I'm tired of this back-slapping, 'aren't humanity neat?' bullshit. We're a virus with shoes, okay? That's all we are. "
Bill Hicks (1961-1994)
"You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else.
..Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off. "
Tyler Durden(Fight Club)
(On people who are dissatisfied with the way their life turned out)
"Hey join the fucking club, okay! I thought I was going to be starting centre-fielder for the Boston Red Socks. Life sucks, get a helmet! "
Denis Leary
"Hatred is a very underestimated emotion. "
Jim Morrison
"We're all fucked. It helps to remember this."
George Carlin
"Convictions are greater enemies of truth than lies."
Friedrich Nietzsche
"You're everything that America should be flushed down the toilet you fucking piece of shit cunt!" Bill Hicks