Tattyd//
Love To Travel//
Japan/Mexico/China/Thailand/Austrailia Born... /New Zealand//
Workout//
Tan//
Loves the ladies//
Deftones//
James Holden CD// Fucktastic


Sorry about your uncle fred... but hey sometimes you end up dead
did somebody bonk him in the head. did somebody pump him full of lead
bet your glad it wasnt you instead!




Ive got a fever..... a fever and the only perscription IS I GOTTA HAVE MORE COWBELL!!!


Girl has Bad Tits-Fixable
Girl has Bad Skin- Fixable
Girl has Bad Face-Fixable
Girl has Bad Body-Fixable

Girl is Stupid- YOU CANT FIX STUPID!
An escalator can never break; it can only become stairs. You would never see an 'Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order' sign, just 'Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience.
cement

Wish i was one of the 12 people that have walked on the moon . simply for the fact that during any conversation you can beet anyone elses story.. Oh .... so you climbed mount everest huh... nice yeah i did a bit of exploring two in my day... I walked on the moon funny you mention the autobahn cause ii was driving around in my lunar rover.




The girls with the writting on the sweatpants . ive been meaning to read more
now im going through like 5 or 6 asses a day sometimes i dont even finish it i read half and stick a bookmark in it


when one college student invites another over to �watch a movie,� it really means, �How would you like to come to my dorm, watch 15 minutes of Swimfan, and then give me a beej?�





Jack black knows how to roll

INDEED.



How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?... it doesnt matter because they'll just sit in the dark and cry anyways*