Start at 100% and subtract 1% for everything you've done. At the end, repost this as"I am ___% of a Virgin at Life".

1. Smoked.
2. Drank alcohol
3. Cried when someone died.
4. Been drunk.
5. Had sex.
6. Been to a concert.
7. gotten/given a handjob.
8. gotten/given a blowjob.
9. Been verbally/sexually harassed.
10. Verbally/sexully harassed somebody.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 96%


11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up.
12. Laughed so hard something came out of your nose.
13. Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfrend before.
14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend.
15. Been to prom.
16. Cried at school.
17. Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store.
18. Went streaking.
19. Given or receieved a lap dance.
20. Had someone of the opposite sex in your room.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 93%

21. Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over.
22. Slept over at someone of the opposite sexs house.
23. Kissed a stranger.
24. Hugged a stranger.
25. Went scuba diving.
26. Driven a car.
27. Gotten an x-ray.
28. Hit by a car.
29. Had a party.
30. Done serious drugs.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 90%

31. Played strip poker/darts.
32. Got paid to strip for someone.
33. Run away from home.
34. Broken a bone.
35. Eaten sushi.
36. Bought porn.
37. Watched porn.
38. Made porn.
39. Had a crush on someone of the same sex.
40. Been in love. ^.5


PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 86.5%


41. Frenched kissed.
42. Laughed so hard you cried.
43. Cried yourself to sleep.
44. Laughed yourself to sleep.
45. Stabbed yourself.
46. Shot a gun.
47. Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day.
48. Been online for 9 consecutive hours.
49. Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours.
50. Watched an animal die.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR:81.5 %

51. Watched a person die
52. Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person present.
53. Pranked somebody
54. Put somebody in the hospital.
55. Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out.
56. Kissed somebody of the same sex.
57. Dressed punk.
58. Dressed goth.
59. Dressed preppy.
60. Been to a motocross race.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR:76.5 %

61. Avoided somebody.
62. Been stalked.
63. Stalked someone.
64. Met a celebrity.
65. Played an instrument.
66. Ridden a horse.
67. Cut yourself.
68. Bungee jumped.
69. Ding dong ditched somebody.
70. Been to a wild party.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 71.5%

71. Got caught stealing something.
72. Kicked/punched a guy in the balls.
73. Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend.
74. Gone out with your friend's crush.
75. Got arrested.
76. Been pregnant.
77. Babysat.
78. Been to another country.
79. Started your house on fire.
80. Had an encounter with a ghost.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 68.5%

81. Donated your hair to cancer patients.
82. Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by.
83. Cried over a member of the opposite sex.
84. Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for over or 3 months.
85. Sat on your butt all day.
86. Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself.
87. Had a job.
88. Gotten cut from a sports team.
89. Been called a whore.
90. Danced like a whore

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 66.5%


91. Been mistaken for a celebrity.
92. Been in a car accident.
93. Been told you have beautiful eyes.
94. Been told you have beautiful hair.
95. Raped somebody.
96. Danced in the rain.
97. Been rejected.
98. Walked out of a restaurant without paying.
99. Punched someone/slapped someone in the face.
100. Been raped

I am 61.5% of a Virgian at Life

Boy-oh-boy, girls suck shit.
They take your hand.
And guide you along.
Then break your fingers one by one.
Why do they do this?
For they're own fucking Adrenaline.
They don't give a shit about our feelings.
I don't care, most of you think I am a piece.
But you can eat shit for all I care..

Sure I got no true friends.
All my friends are "School Friends"
ITs true, I fucking sit at home all day.
Doing nothing but touching myself [Figure of speech]
I can't make plans, but no one says shit about anything.
So this shit is fucking stupid.

Work on it.

Anyone know a cure for "Chris will break his fucking phone in a matter of fucking seconds?"

Please?

And Chris Is Home.

Nexopia's Pedophile!

Sharpone

Thats his Nex.
CHECK HIM OUT!
Whadda` poser.

Knuckles Are Bleeding.
But Its All Good.
Got That Shit Outta` My System

God fucking shit.
Some people need to get laid.
Some people need to chill.
Most people don't do either one.
That chode sure as hell didn't do either.
Leaving someone that trys to work things out.
He just either:

A) Makes it worse.
or
B) Just turns around and touches his penis.

I gotta say, I learned my lesson.
Did he?
[Doubt it]

Ain't got no fucking phone![/color]

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