I was racing my dog to the gorcery store the other day when I noticed that I was missing an arm. i was so pissed and irational that I kicked my dog pretty hard. It bit my arm. There it is lol.

on my way to the barbecue
I felt nervous
I heard a bird overhead coo
so I shot in all directions.

maybe I'll hit him once.
maybe I'll hit him twice
maybe I'll reap the benefits
Of having over 10 toes.
All will become clear in the morning.

I actually can not wait for bathtub races this year.

I heard Ripping Roni Bathtubber Jr. JR<!!! is going to be competeing.

He's my new favorite.

CMON BATHTUB RACES!!!

Ms. Bell.

calvin says:
its a gamble
Dav says:
A very big gamble
Dav says:
with alot of thinking required
calvin says:
better put the dick tracy hat on
Dav says:
If I had it
Dav says:
I would
calvin says:
then this is going to be tuff
Dav says:
All I got is little chad

calvin says:
its time like these when heros are born

Painkillers are my only weakness.

I eat them like skittles.

Mmmmmm, go away pain.

Away to a castle that never existed.

remember to pack your lunch.

for it's going to be a long year.

Thankyou.

I actually can not wait for bathtub races this year.

I heard Ripping Roni Bathtubber Jr. is going to be competeing.

He's my favorite.

CMON BATHTUB RACES!!!

Devin left in the morning

when my grandma died

I went into mourning

it was my grandpas bride.


So farewell I whipser into the wind

hoping it'll find its way to you

I have never ever sinned

I caught a cold... not a flu

I love Mc Donalds.

The food is real good.

It makes me feel good inside whence I consume it.

I love Mc Donalds

The service is fantastic.

I feel like I'm at home with I pedestriasize the inside.

I love Mc Donalds.

Full of cheerful workers doing their repedative busy work.

I also love leggo.

Fall is almost here.

The leaves are changing colour.

It's my favorite time of year.

and it's a whales favorite time of year.



My nurse brings me my medicine.

I feel like a newborn once more.

I will never break these chains loose.

science is wrong again.

Oh how I long to tap dance

Ever since I was 3

to tap and frollock and prance

that would be the life for me


I remember buying tap shoes

There were no shoes fancier

but all I did was fail and lose

my dog died of cancier.

the moon, the stars

it's almost like a place

where all I see is stars

and in that place

there are movie stars

and roam that place.

I woke up this morning to a loud sound, I thought it was my brother doing something wierd to wake me up. It was actually my stomach making a weeping noise. I satisfied him with eggs.

Janurary is here.

How good do I look this morning?

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New years resolution -

Become too good looking for even myself that I have to wreck my face.

Hmm... might have to get those implants I've been wanting.