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One who is a BAD ASS MOTHA FUCKA. This person is often very good looking and usually quite daring. This person also enjoys a nice glass of scotch, and most closely compared to the badass McLovin.
"You are such a David for banging my mom and sister!"
"Only David could have raped Goliath."
February 4 at 2:13pm ·
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A BMF that does and gets what he wants. Someone that doesn't play by any particular rules, but is unusually charming and plays off of his looks. A David is always the funniest and inticing man of the hour.
Girl 1 "David was so funny at the party last night!"
Girl 2 "yeah, I didn't see who he went home with"... See More
Girl 3 "I tried to take him home"
Girl 1 "I
When you are giving it to a chick from behind, you yell out "Who's the boss?" She'll get confused, turn her head around, at this moment, you donkey punch her in the face and then scream TONY DANZA!!!
Oh man, I totally pwned Jeff's girlfriend last week when I gave her a Tony Danza.
Post this if you're not afraid to see how other people think of you.
0-Ewwwww
1-Definately not attractive
2-Decent
3- Fine
4-Fine as hell
5-I'd do you
6-Pretty damn sexy
7-Lovable, I LOVE YOU!
8-I wanna make you my man/girl
9-Just a friend
10-Sexiest person I know
11-Fuckin gorgeous
12-Yah, I've checked you out a few times.
13-I wanna fuck you
14-Let's get married.
