10 good reasons why skateboards are better than girlfriends
1) Skateboards don't get pregnant
2) You can ride your skateboard any time of month
3) skateboards don't whine unless something is really wrong
4) You can share your skateboard with a friend (in fact many friends)
5) Skateboards don't care how many other skateboards you have ridden
6) Skateboards don't care if you buy skateboard magazines
7) If your skateboard is too loose you can tighten it (mmmhm, tight)
8) Skateboards don't insult you if you are a bad rider (but other riders do)
9) You don't have to take shower before you ride your skateboard
10) You can ride your skateboard the first time you meet it without having to take it to dinner, see a movie or meet its parents!




