HE : Can I buy you a drink?
SHE : Actually I'd rather have the money.
HE : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
SHE : I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.
HE : Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
SHE : Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.
HE : How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE : I must've been given your share.
HE : Will you go out with me this Saturday?
SHE : Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.
HE : Your face must turn a few heads.
SHE : And your face must turn a few stomachs.
HE : Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out.
SHE : Okay, get out.
HE : I think I could make you very happy.
SHE : Why? Are you leaving?
HE : What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
SHE : Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.
HE : Can I have your name?
SHE : Why? Don't you already have one?
HE : Shall we go see a movie?
SHE : I've already seen it.
HE : Where have you been all my life?
SHE : Hiding from you.
HE : Haven't I seen you some place before?
SHE : Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.
HE : Is this seat empty?
SHE : Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
HE : So, what do you do for a living?
SHE : I'm a female impersonator.
HE : Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE : Do not enter.
HE : Your body is like a temple.
SHE : Sorry, there are no services today.
HE : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
SHE : If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
DEDICATED TOO TWO GUYS
YOU WERE MY SHINING PATH,A PERSON I LOVED,YOU WERE THERE FOR ME WHEN I NEEDED YOU THE MOST,YOU WERE MY BOY-FRIEND, MY FRIEND. NOW THAT WE'RE OVER I REALIZED I NEVER KNEW YOU,SURE YOU SAID YOU LOVED ME,BUT HOW AM I SUPPOST TO KNOW THAT AFTER THINGS WERE SAID AND DONE? YOU SHOWED ME HOW TO SHOW MY EMOTIONS, HOW TO BE HAPPY AND FOR THAT I THANKYOU. YOU WERE KIND,LOVING,INSITEFUL, CARING, AMAZING IS THE WAY TO PUT IT. YOU WERE THERE THROUGH THICK AND THIN, AND I KNEW YOU WOULD BE. YOU REALLY ARE A GREAT PERSON.THEY SAY THAT "ALL IS FAIR IN LOVE AND WAR" ,BUT NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT, ALL THAT REALLY MEANS IS IF YOU LOVE SOMEONE DEEPER THAN WHAT YOU SHOW, THEN YOU WOULDN'T BE AFRAID WHEN TOUGH TIMES COME. FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE I COULD SMILE A REAL SMILE AND NOT JUST PLACE ONE ON MY FACE. I KNOW PEOPLE CHANGE, BUT WHY WOULD THEY CHANGE INTO WHAT YOUR PARENTS THINK THEY ARE GOING TO TURN INTO? I DONT UNDERSTAND! WHY CANT THEY BE WHO THEY ARE?I GAVE MY HEART TO TWO GUYS AND FOR THAT I WONT AGAIN.I GIVE UP!
YOU WERE MY SHINING PATH,A PERSON I LOVED,YOU WERE THERE FOR ME WHEN I NEEDED YOU THE MOST,YOU WERE MY BOY-FRIEND, MY FRIEND. NOW THAT WE'RE OVER I REALIZED I NEVER KNEW YOU,SURE YOU SAID YOU LOVED ME,BUT HOW AM I SUPPOST TO KNOW THAT AFTER THINGS WERE SAID AND DONE? YOU SHOWED ME HOW TO SHOW MY EMOTIONS, HOW TO BE HAPPY AND FOR THAT I THANKYOU. YOU WERE KIND,LOVING,INSITEFUL, CARING, AMAZING IS THE WAY TO PUT IT. YOU WERE THERE THROUGH THICK AND THIN, AND I KNEW YOU WOULD BE. YOU REALLY ARE A GREAT PERSON.THEY SAY THAT "ALL IS FAIR IN LOVE AND WAR" ,BUT NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT, ALL THAT REALLY MEANS IS IF YOU LOVE SOMEONE DEEPER THAN WHAT YOU SHOW, THEN YOU WOULDN'T BE AFRAID WHEN TOUGH TIMES COME. FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE I COULD SMILE A REAL SMILE AND NOT JUST PLACE ONE ON MY FACE. I KNOW PEOPLE CHANGE, BUT WHY WOULD THEY CHANGE INTO WHAT YOUR PARENTS THINK THEY ARE GOING TO TURN INTO? I DONT UNDERSTAND! WHY CANT THEY BE WHO THEY ARE?I GAVE MY HEART TO TWO GUYS AND FOR THAT I WONT AGAIN.I GIVE UP!
ABOUT ME
CAN YOU SEE THE TEARS BEHIND MY EYES RIGHT NOW? DO YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL? CAN YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT THIS MEANS? DO YOU CARE?
I have brown hair and changing eyes, I have an amazing boyfriend who understands me and loves me for the way i am, i dont have to change to be perfect in his eyes! Darryl is a sweetheart that i know in my heart is right for me in everyway!
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