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The world ain't all sunshine and rainbows. It's a very rough, mean place... and no matter how tough you think you are, it'll always bring you to your knees and keep you there, permanently... if you let it. You or nobody ain't never gonna hit as hard as life. But it ain't about how hard you hit... it's about how hard you can get hit, and keep moving forward... how much you can take, and keep moving forward. If you know what you're worth, go out and get what you're worth. But you gotta be willing to take the hit.
Rocky Balboa
The 18 Hockey Commandments
1. Thou shalt not have no other sports before thee.
2. Thou shalt take the name of the Lord Dave Shultz, in vain
3. Thou shalt not throw the puck blindly up the middle.
4. Thou shalt not shoot pucks at the goalie's groin during warm-ups.
5. Thou shalt not covet thy team mates wife (unless thou art Mike Comrie).
6. Thou shalt honor thy blue line and thy crease.
7. Thou shalt not enter the nuetral zone with thy head down
8. Thou shalt not throw sticks (unless thou wants to hurt thyself or see the rest of thy game from thy locker room).
9. Thou shalt not bear false witness against thou video replay official.
10. Thou shalt not steal the puck from mark pippard (without getting thy wrist whacked)
11. Thou shalt not take stupid penalties in the third period.
12. Thou shalt not move thy team to North Carolina.
13. Thou shalt not make racial slurs against thine enemies, or thou shalt be suspended. However, thou can punch thy enemies in the face and chastise them verily.
14. Thou shalt not root for the Red Wings or you shalt go to the place of eternal wailing and gnashing of teeth.
15. Thou shalt not talk on thy cell phone during a game.
16. Thou shalt take thy man and not thy puck.
17. Thou shalt not lust after bimbos on the Jumbo Tron unless thy bimbos have very large breasts.
18. Thou shalt not pick a fight with tie domi or georges laraque