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BRoKEN;MiDNiGHT
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BRoKEN;MiDNiGHT
So, I was at the Ukee skate park and waiting for everyone to leave to chill in the bowl. Everyone left 'cept 2 kids and one kept eyeing me down and shit and I was about to punch him out but my Grandma came because it was apperently 9 but i though it was 7
MAX IS EATING COOKIE DOUGH ICE CREAM W/ BROWNIE CHUNKS and a M&M COOKIE CRUMBLED IN and some sweetened coconut
YUMM
Soooo..... Yesterday My grandma, Grandpa, Auntie, cousin and MAX took my Dads ashes to a graveyard thing and brought his ashes to this memorial thing and they got sealed in, so now it feels like when my dad first died and i'm not very happy... AND MY STUPID COUSIN WONT STOP TALKING ABOUT HIM!
FAAAAAACCCCKKK
I just watched the New Moon (Twilight) trailer and it looks AWSHUM
-So I was on my way to Ukee and I saw a racist billboard. It was for the McDonald's chicken teryaki burger. and some person was holding it with chopsticks... Just because it is teryaki doesent mean it's Asian food... I mean I add teryaki to lots of stuff and i am not asian... YEAH!
-I noticed that the angus burger is disgusting as hell... think about it. Take the G outta anGus burger... Didn't get it.... ANUS BURGER. would you ever eat an anus burger? cuz maybe it's just me...
-GUESS WHAT WORLD. MAX HAS A TWITTER. If you have one you should follow me, it'd make me feel popular and cool. and yeah. its BRoKENxMiDNiGHT
THANKS
Love, MAX
and still you feel like the loneliness
is better replaced by this
I don't believe it this way
and I can see the fear in your eyes
I've seen it materialize
Growing stronger each day
I could see it as you turned to stone
Still clearly I can hear you say
don't, please don't , give up on me
two weeks and you ran away
I remember don't lie to me
you couldn't see that it was not that way
swear I never gave up on you
M.A.X.V.A.R.N.S.: Mechanical Artificial Xenomorph Viable for Assassination, Repair and Nocturnal Sabotage
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omfg.. i read some of this
went upstairs to get my cell to check if it worked
and i have one missed call and a voice mail.
but it was some spanish chick talking to some guy
i dont think they knew the phone was on...wf seriously?
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whoahh.
my phone really did ring.
that is amazing
kelsi
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this actually worked....KRIS
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Mine did it tooo!!!!! - Bryan WOW EEEE!!!2@@@
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My phone did to!! =l
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My phone rang while I was reading this
and my phone rang too
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mY cell phone RANG!!!!! ahHHHHHH
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I hate chain letters, but my phone rang and it freaked me out
Collin
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my friend joey called me right after i read the last lines in this wierd bulletin....man...creepy....
~jr
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This works so try it yourself
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My phone rang... thats creepy!
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The second i finished it my phone rang
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okay my phone didnt ring but some1 who i havent
talked to in a while contacted me. it really does work,
just believe(yes i kno, corny)
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My phone didn't ring but I got a text message as soon as I was done reading...really odd!!
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my cell fone rang it was my friend erik thats weird
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wow. my cell phone rang. wierd.
amanda
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this is sooooo weird!!!!
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this is pretty weird!!!
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this really works!
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dis junk is crazi i was readin dis n ma bro jus finish callin me no lies...
::misz precious::
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I think I peed my self that was some crazy stuff
yo it worked
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this really works man my sister called as i finashed reading it.
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That was weird !!Steve B.
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This really works! I sware to god Morgan just called me as soon as i finished! NOT LYING!
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one of my friends called while i was reading this!!! how crazy is that! it works, no lie
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it does work my sister called right when i was finishing reading it/// it is so freaky!...sarah.h
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omg...my fone seriously just rang! my friend was calling me!!!
FREAKY!!!
~caycee
this is scary
lets see if it works....
I am taking the bait -
what do I have to lose right?
Hope it works!
Supposedly The Phone Will Ring
Right After You Do This.
Just read the little stories and
think of a wish as you scroll all
the way to the bottom. There is
a message there - then make your
wish.
No attachment on this one.
Stories:
I'm 13 years old, and I wished
that my dad would come home from
the army, because he'd been having
problems with his heart and right
leg. It was 2:53 p.m . When I made
my wish. At 3:07 p.m. (14 minutes
later), the doorbell rang, and
there my Dad was, luggage and all!!
I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been
having trouble in my job and on the
verge of quitting. I made a simple
wish that my boss would get a new
job. That was at 1:35 and at 2:55
there was an announcement that he
was promoted and was leaving for
another city. Believe me...this
really works!!!
My name is Ann and I am 45 years
of age. I had always been single
and had been hoping to get into a
nice, loving relationship for many
years. While kind of daydreaming
(and right after receiving this email)
I wished that a quality person would
finally come into my life. That was at
9:10 AM on a Tuesday. At 9:55 AM
a FedEx delivery man came into my
office.He was cute, polite and
could not stop smiling at me. He
started coming back almost everyday
(even without packages) and asked me
out a week later. We married 6
months later and now have been
happily married for 2 years.
What a great email it was!!
Just scroll down to the end, but
while you do, think of a wish.
Make your wish when you have completed
scrolling. Whatever age you are, is the
number of minutes it will take for your
wish to come true. ex.you are 25 years
old, it will take 25 minutes for your wish
to come true).
However, if you don't send this to
people in 5 minutes, you will have bad
luck for years!!
Go for it!!!
SCROLL DOWN!!!!
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STOP!!!
Congratulations!!! Your wish will
now come true in your age minutes.
Now follow this carefully....it
can be very rewarding!!!!
If you repost this within the next 5 min.
something major that you've been wanting
will happen.
This is scary!
The phone will ring right after you repost as "Cell Phone Trick"
I AM DRUNK AND FEEL THE NEED TO BLOGG ABOUT IT
And i probably will have forgotten about it by tomorow.
I was chillin with 2 peoplez and we each had 3 "Bottles 'o' Vex"
and 2 Mickeys of smirnoff... And I had an extra can of smirnoff ice
and another bottle of vex(Stole from Kyla's crib)
Then came back to kyla's house and had 4 shots of Alberta Pure (40%)
and a botle and a half of MIKES HARD ASS LEMONADE
AND I LIKE LITTLE BOYS
Then hung out with my brother Sara Dejong Kyla Gellien and Dylan Prest
Now they are all assleep (HAH ASS) And I am bored as hell.
And quite, quite drunk...
Girl is on the couch making out with a hot guy, her cellphone rings...
Girl:Hey babe, I'll be right back. I need to take this call.
Boy: Yeah okay. Sure.
She walks into the next room.
Girl: Hey! What's up?
Guy [on her cellphone]: Nothing, hey hun, do you think we could go do something later tonight? What are the chances my boss let me get out early.
Girl: Yeah, sounds great!
Guy [on her cellphone]: Okay. I'm right by your house, I'll come to get you now.
Girl: That's not such a good idea...
Guy [on her cellphone]: Why not?
Girl: I'm busy right now... sorry.
Guy [on her cellphone]: With what? It's our anniversary! You didn't make any other plans did you...?
In her head she yells, SHIT! Throws clothes back on quickly.
Girl: No No... I was just eating... with the family.
Guy [on her cellphone]: But I thought you said your family was away this weekend, up at your resort?
The guy walks into her house, turns the corner into the hallway. Goes downstairs, and finds his bestfriend on her couch, half un-dressed, trying to pull his pants back on and his girlfriend pulling her shirt over her head.
Guy: What the hell is going on?!
Girl: I can explain! Please listen to me!
Guy: Benny? How could you do this to me! Rachel! I thought you loved me! And yet, your sleeping with MY BEST FRIEND!!!!
Girl: John...!
John with tears in his eyes, he rushes out of room, and slams the door.
Benny climbs out of the window, starts his car, and drives off down the street.
Girl runs after her boyfriend. Yelling...
Girl: NOOOO! Please!! Come back John!! Pleeeeeasssse????!! She falls down and cries.
John turns around, looks straight at his girlfriend in tears.
John: Why? Rachel, why? I loved you! Oh my God, I'm in love with a whore. Does this mean I have to pay you now?!
Here take this as the cash. He drops a ring box on her lap.
She opens the ring box. Her jaw drops... Before her eyes is a diamond wedding ring.
Girl: You were going to propose?
Guy: Yeah... how dumb was I? And as he slowly walked back to his car, his headlights faded... And she was in despair.
Later that night, the girl got a phone call from the police saying he just jumped off the bridge and killed himself.If you love/like someone, and you want them in your life forever. Repost in 380 seconds as "cheating hurts." Or your true love will walk away
FRIENDS WITH BENEFIITS
Here's how it works:
Statistically speaking, unless you are a total hermit, social retard, or ugly as a bag of spoiled ass...
There's at least 1 person on your Nex that wants to date you or sleep with you. So..... lets play "friends w/ benefits"
The rules are simple... if you want to date the person who posted this, send them a msg saying "I'M YOURS"
If you just want to sleep with them and stay friends, send them a msg that says "I'D HIT IT"
SCARED? LOL
THE TWIST IS YOU HAVE TO REPOST THIS, EVEN IF YOU'RE TAKEN
& see who replies. There is at least 1 person on your Nex that wants to date you, and maybe more that want to sleep with you.
SO... re-post this as "friends w/ benefits
