Today when I was walking home from school some kid on a moped
TRIED TO RUN ME OVER. LIKE, ACTUALLY.
So I turned around and punched him, and he almost fell. I wish he had.
omfg I have watched over 40 episodes of Judy Judy in the past 2 days.
I'm starting to get bored. I need help.
To: DUMPWEED.
From: supmang
Date: Sun May 27, 2012 12:47 am
Subject: hey
ill buy u plus if you send me your wet panties ;p
Taking a hiatus from Nexopia while I try to glue the pieces of my broken-self back together. Text me if it's important.
Spencer: Mrs. T, Renata doesn't know who Hitler is.
Renata: SPENCER, STOP IT. You're embarrassing me.
Renata: Who is Hitler, though?
Me: That's embarrassing.
Renata: -laughs-
Me: No, I'm serious. You should be embarrassed.
Mrs. T: Hitler was responsible for the Holocaust.
Renata: What's that?
Me and Mrs. T:
Renata: Is that why that girl had to hide in her closet?
Me: Are you referring to Anne Frank in the annex?
Her: Isn't Anne Frank that girl from Frank Slide?
To: DUMPWEED.
From: belongtomercy
Date: Mon May 14, 2012 8:35 am
Subject: Princess
You are very pretty
To: belongtomercy
From: DUMPWEED.
Date: Mon May 14, 2012 8:39 am
Subject: Re: Princess
I know.
To: DUMPWEED.
From: belongtomercy
Date: Mon May 14, 2012 8:37 am
Subject: Re (2): Princess
Yess princess,actually i am sub and i seek a dom princess,do you enjoy being in control?
Random annoying kid: runs past my math class making crazy loud noises
Me: I hope that kid falls.
Entire math class: turns and stares at me
Mrs. W: "you should be an elementary school teacher, Stacey."
Staying up all night watching Full House. No complaints.
To: DUMPWEED.
From: Shameer
Date: Thu Apr 26, 2012 3:07 am
Subject: Re (28): No Subject
if i come in your place or you come in my place how much you want for one night
I think I'm going to drop out of the U of L to go to cosmetology school...k.
