CHECK OUT MINE AND MY FRIENDS JESSE AND NICK'S MUSIC AT www.myspace.com/thick3. ALSO TAKE THE TIME TO READ THIS PAGE..I THINK YOU MIGHT LIKE IT! MY PERSONAL FAVORITE IS THE DISLIKES SECTION. FULL OF HUMOUR AND SUSPENSE.[/size]


Well i play basketball,mountain bike and pretty much i play guitar if i'm not doing any of that..i party whenever its needed and love system of a down

Also..i love video games..final fantasy is a personal favorite but i am not partial...i watch naruto (japanese anime) and am not ashamed of it...there..you have gotten a taste of my nerdy side.[/size]


SAW MAIDEN ON OCTOBER 16TH RIGHT UP FRONT! BEST FUNKING CONCERT AROUND! [/size]

Oh yes..forgot..names Lance...any relevence to you viewers out there? no..but it sounds cool and makes me feel hotter then i look haha and if you don't like the name please meet me outside by the bike rack and i will punch you in the baby maker,it won't be hard to find me i'll be the guy punching people in the baby makers..its not hard to miss i mean i don't think there are many of us around punchin baby makers so just line up and i'll give you a good whollop right in the scrum-diddly-umptious

Well in completely unrelated news i've decided to share one more thing about myself with you,problem is i'm trying to decide what it is as i write this so if it seems completely useless to you i'm sorry.AHH YES HERE IT IS...i have an enormous..like way larger then most peoples..big toe..i just found this out yesterday i wus at the lake and my buddy wus like WOAH THATS A BIG BIG TOE!![/color]

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I like bball,partying,GUITAR, girls,movies,System of a down,
Girls gotta be unshy ,quiet girls just aren't as much fun as they should be...not totally throwin themselves at everyone but i mean not afraid to hold up a good convo
Also,i like long walks on the beach...cept when sand gets in my toes..which is always..so i don't like long walks on the beach..candle lit dinners..if i don't have to pay for them..which is never so i don't like those and i'm not even gettin started on puppy dogs

THERE SHOULD NO LONGER BE
CHUCK NORRIS JOKES. But jokes
about how great lebron james is
just cause he's...that damn good




Now i know it seems like i love system...well i do..so live with it folks


Alonzo mourning is just pure madness!

One more thing i love..iron maiden..great band..great guitar..and i loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooovvves my guitar yes sir


DOUBLE KILL TAKES WHAT?! DOUBLE SKILL!!



HOLY CRAP I FORGOT ONE OF THE BEST AWESOMES !! THE TRIPOD!! (no i alone am not a tripod so quit undressing me with ur eyes)This Tripod Consists of the Looks ( Lindsey), The French ( Danny B......bloody french)..and yours truly...i saved myself for last so i could be known as the third leg hehe[/size]



LADIES AND GENTLEMEN..I HAVE AN IDOL..AND IT IS THIS LIL GUY

HE IS THIS SOURCE OF MY NICKNAME (DACHEAT) AND HOURS OF ENTERTAINMENT![/size]


So theres one person who was in here a long time ago...she's pretty damn amazing as well..i kinda took her out cause we hadn't talked in a long time..but ..well..i realize thats no reason to let you guys forget how awesome (and stunning) Tsarina is so..here's ur reminder

People who thinks they're great and pay no attention to anyone else cus they're "lower" ..oh and people who care too much what others think of them
Emo Kids - let it go kids life is not that bad there are plenty of people who got it worse then you....like oompa loompas,don't you think those guys would get tired of being around chocolate?

The fact that Fire exit signs are Red but for our entire life we have been told that red means stop..say a school is on fire..and i haven't learned how to read yet..for all i know this exit sign could say "don't walk" and i'm sitting here waiting for the green light to come on while the whole damn school burns down around me.[/size]


One more thing i do n't like..well..its actually more of a hate..but still..i effing hate babies,like with a passion..i don't know why. maybe when i wus a baby i hated myself and from then on babies were the enemy..so i plan to take all of the angry toddlers in the world,you know those kids who are pissed off because their baby siblings are taking all the attention away from their parents,and we're gonna go on a mass baby genocide

KOALA BEARS!!! They are the biggest lie known to man. I spend my entire childhood loving these things and i go to the zoo and say "LETS SEE THE KOALA'S I WANNA SEE THE BEARS" And the tour guy says "Well actually they're not bears...they're marcupials".......................................​............................................WHAT?!​?! IF BEAR IS IN YOUR NAME...BE A GOD DAMN BEAR!![/size]

France......and everything in france...eiffell tower - gay, that bread that they have thats not just called bread - tastes good but if its in france its gay...the french government- laaaame and anybody named Pierre or Jacques...they might be nice people but the names just don't do it for me..so..lets just take a giant rock..throw it on top of france and hope it sinks[/size]


Danny - actually don't hate him he's like one of my good friends.. one of the best..BUT his roots can be traced directly back to france..and switzerland...both of which are french...and that makes me angry ( no offense to any swiss people out there you folks make good cheese...and chocolate...and watches..and i can hide my money in ur banks BUT GOD DAMNIT STOP BEING FRENCH SWITZERLAND U CAN DO BETTER THEN THAT)



I have failed to give credit to a high source of inspiration, mon frere. my brother is the source of the Double kill quote and he reminded me of the hatred for koala bears

One more thing i hate, how everyone is giving George Bush Such a hard time..i mean the guys a fictional character...like the easter bunny or jesus. Everybody who's anybody knows the country is ran by Oprah...and well..she might kill me just for revealing her secret so....Danny..you can't have my guitar.[/color]