WARNING THE FOLLOWING ARE PERSONAL!
Do not delete any questions, you have to answer them all.
one. will you answer every question honestly? Yup
two. have you ever stayed up all night while drunk or high? Yup
three. have you ever punched anyone in the face? Yup
four. do you miss anything or anyone? Yup
five. what makes you laugh no matter what? Brandi
six. have you kissed anyone on the lips within the past 24 hours? Yup
seven. who was the last person you talked to? My Mom
eight. what do you dislike at the moment? Not knowing what to do
nine. name one person on your top friends who is the most like you? Not completely sure about that
HARDER
one. do you get butterflies around the guy you like? no but only because its to new
two. do you think it is bad to have sex at your age? no
three. will you get married? I dont think i will
four. will you be doing drugs in the near future? Probably
five. do you lie about your age? No
VERY PERSONAL.
one. if you were to have sex right now would you use a condom?Of course
two. are you happy with yourself? No
three. would you change yourself for the person you love? Yes
four. what do you tell yourself when times get hard? I'll try to find my way threw this it always seems to just work out
SECRETS.
When did you last cry? umm on friday
two. do you believe in religion? Nope
three. when was the last time you fell asleep with a guy? Friday
four. what is currently on your mind? working shit out in my life
five. did you ever wish a close friend to death? Never
six. has a guy ever seriously punched you more than once? Many Times
seven. have you ever made out until you ran out of breath? Yup
eight. do you think you are in love? No I dont
SHOCKING.
one. have you ever dated your friend’s ex? Kinda she was more of a person i just knew from a friend
two. have you done bad things with your parents near by? Yup
three. have you started a horrible rumor about somebody? Maybe
four. did you ever fail the school year? No
five. have you ever done hallucinogenic drugs? Yes and it was fun
six. have you ever been too drunk to remember a certain night? Yup
seven. do you think your future will be a good one? No i dont
40Things You Never Think to Ask
1. Have you ever been searched by the cops? no
2. Do you close your eyes on roller coasters? Nope
3. When's the last time you've been sledding? cant remember
4. Would you rather sleep with someone else, or alone? Someone else
5. Do you believe in ghosts? Yup
6. Do you consider yourself creative? sometimes
7. Do you think O.J. killed his wife? lol dont even know who oj is
8. Jennifer Aniston or Angelina Jolie? Jennifer Aniston
9. Do you stay friends with your ex's? No they are ex's for a reason and not worth keeping as friends
10. Do you know how to play poker? Nope
11. Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight? Yup
12. What's your favorite commercial? wrestling
13. What are you allergic to? Sesame seed and certain soaps
14. If you're driving in the middle of the night, and no one is around do you run red lights?Yes
15. Do you have a secret that no one knows but you?Yes
16. Boston Red Sox or New York Yankees? Red socks
17. Have you ever been Ice Skating? Yup
18. How often do you remember your dreams? Alot of the time
19. When was the last time you laughed so hard you cried?Never
20. Can you name 5 songs by The Beatles? Nope
21. What's the one thing on your mind now? Alot of things unfortunately
22. Do you believe in love at first sight? no
23. Do you know who Ghetto-ass Barbie is? LOL.. No
24. Do you always wear your seat belt? No
25 what cell service do you use? Bell
26. Do you like Sushi? Nope
27. Have you ever narrowly avoided a fatal accident? Nope
28. What do you wear to bed? boxer or bootie shorts and a shirt
29. Been caught stealing? Yup
30. what shoe size do you have? 6
31. Do you truly hate anyone? Yup 2 stupid bitches
32. Classic Rock or Rap? Both
33. If you could sleep with one famous person, who would it be? Brad Pitt love his body!!
34. Are you a virgin? Nope
35. Have you ever sang in front of the mirror? Yup
36. What food do you find disgusting? Fish
37. Do you sing in the shower? No
38. Did you ever play, "I'll show you mine, if you show me yours"? haha yup it was funny...
39. Have you ever made fun of your friends behind their back? Not Purposely usually i straight forward to everyone about everything
40. Have you ever stood up for someone you hardly knew? Yes
Why couldn't i go back in time and realize which friends were there for me? and choose the right path that would lead me to success and good friends? y do i always have to be almost completely beating to get what i want and other people get everything feed to them on a silver spoon?
it just gets really tiring and i just wanna give up right now...
Girl Facts:
When you catch a girl
glancing at you,
she wants you to look
back and smile
_________________________________________________
When a girl bumps into your arm
while walking with you
she wants
you to hold her hand
_________________________________________________
When she wants a hug
she will just stand there
_________________________________________________
When you break a girls heart
she still feels it when
you run into each other 3 years later
_________________________________________________
When a girl is quiet,
millions of things are running through her
mind
_________________________________________________
When a girl is not arguing,
she is thinking deeply
_________________________________________________
When a girl looks at you with eyes full of
questions,
she is wondering how long you will be
around
_________________________________________________
When a girl answers, "I'm fine," after a
few seconds,
she is not at all fine
_________________________________________________
When a girl stares at you,
SHE IS WONDERING WHY YOU ARE PLAYING GAMES.
_________________________________________________
When a girl lays her head on your chest,
she is wishing for you to be hers forever
_________________________________________________
When a girl says she can't live
without you,
she has made up her mind that you are
her future
_________________________________________________
When a girl says, "I miss you,"
no one in this world can miss you more
than that
_________________________________________________
When a girl is mean to you after a break-up
she wants you back, but shes
scared she'll get hurt and knows
you're gone forever
_________________________________________________
Guy Facts:
When a guy calls you,
he wants to be with you
_________________________________________________
When a guy is quiet,
He's listening to you.
_________________________________________________
When a guy is not arguing,
He realizes he's wrong
_________________________________________________
When a guy says, "I'm fine." after a few
minutes
he means it
_________________________________________________
When a guy stares at you,
he wishes you would care about him and
wonders if you do
_________________________________________________
When your laying your head on a guy's
chest,
he has the world
_________________________________________________
When a guy calls/texts/comments you everyday,
he is in love
_________________________________________________
When a (good) guy tells you he loves you,
he means it
_________________________________________________
When a guy says he can't live without you,
he's with you till your done
_________________________________________________
When a guy says, "I miss you,"
he misses you more than you could have
ever missed him or anything else
_________________________________________________
repost this in 10 minutes and your true
love will
call you
_________________________________________________
someone was in your mind as you read this
all i can say is wow
How to Treat a Girl
1.Whatever you do, don't just show up at their house...they run around in their
underwear just like we do.
2. Don't cheat on them. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other
everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out.
3. Beware of every single male relative and all guy friends. Any of them would
kick your ass at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait for the
damn hat.
4. Never miss an opportunity to tell them they're beautiful.
5. Don't refuse to kiss in front of your friends. If they laugh at you, it's because
they're jealous.
6. If they slap you hard, you deserved it.
7. Don't be afraid to touch them if you want to. If they're going out with you in the
first place, it's because they like being in your arms.
8. If you don't sleep with them, do not tell your friends that you did.
8.5 If you DO sleep with them, don't tell your friends that you did.
9. You can be dirty minded in private, really...most of them are not offended by
it...
10. Not all of them eat like birds, alot of them can eat like whales.
11. Most of them don't mind paying half of everything, but they do discuss these
things with their friends. Realize that if you make your girlfriend pay half all the
time, everyone will know about it and your friends will know you're a pussy.
11.5. Do you honestly need all your money that much? Be a man, pay all the
time!
12. Every girl should eventually get three things from her boyfriend- a stuffed
animal, one of his sweatshirts, and a really pretty ring. Even if it's not a serious
relationship.
13. Make sure she gets home safely as often as you can. If you're dropping her
off, walk her to the door. If you aren't dropping her off, call to be sure she's
home safely.
14. If a guy is bothering her, it is your right to kick the s**t out of him.
15. If you're talking to a female friend of yours, pull your girlfriend closer.
16. Never, ever slap her, even if it's just in a joking way. Even if she swats you
first, and says, "Oh, you're so dumb" or something, never make any gestures
back.17. Go to a chick flick once in a while. She doesn't care whether you enjoy it or
not, it just matters that you went.
18. You're dead meat if you can't get along with their pets, parents and best
friends. Be prince charming to their friends, Mr. Polite to their parents, and
make sure to be nice to their animals.
19. Don't flirt with their moms...that's just freaky.
20. Don't be freaked out by PMS. It's not gross, and it really does make them
feel like s**t, so be understanding.
21. If you don't like the way they drive, you do it.
22. If you're officially dating, and you're introducing her to your friends, you'd
better damn well introduce her as your girlfriend.
23. Don't stress where you go for every date. They really only want to be with
you.
24. If they complain that something hurts, rub it for them without being asked.
25. Girls are fragile. Even if you're play fighting/wrestling, be very gentle.
26. Memorize their god damned birthdays. You forget her birthday and you're
basically screwed for life.
There is this flower, beautiful and sweet
This flower, i'm so lucky to meet
There is this flower, i wouldn't trade for the world
I would fight for this flower til my hand froze to my sword
There is this flower, so kind and true
and this beautiful flower, is you
Like a shining light in a desolate place
You gave me a wonderful new aspect to life i can never forget
I give you this promise, i will put a smile on your face
Every single day i have you, we're not close to done yet
so me an this flower, won't grow apart
I can trust this flower as i keep it close to my heart
it is the most beautiful flower anyone could ever find
how lucky i am to have this flower, simply blows my mind
so there is this boy and he is so sweet....god wut to do he's got m trippin everyda waitin by the phone for his call and smiling whenever i think or talk to/about him
Prep
You pop the collar
You wont go near the Goths
You own at least one thing from a designer store.
You have a very clean(buzz) cut.
You are squeamish.
People have called you preppy before.
You never leave the house without putting on cologne/perfume
You know who LC is.
You watch shows like The OC, The Real World, The Hills, and Laguna Beach.
One favorite stores are Abercrombie & Fitch or American Eagle Outfitters.
You're afraid to set foot into Hot Topic.
You carry a purse wherever you go.
You will not take alcohol straight up.
You need to wake up at least an hour before school so you can get ready.
You do not leave the house without make up
You are content overall with how your life is going.
[b]You constantly text.[/b][/color]
Total: 3
Overachiever
You participate in a lot of extracurricular activities.
You have a part-time job.
You have gotten straight A's.
You are in mostly honors/IB/AP classes.
You do not procrastinate.
You have scored a 5 on an AP test.
You do not have very much down time.
You are very organized.
You always have a thousands of things going on at once.
You aspire to get into an Ivy League School.
In your extracurriculars, you hold leadership positions.
You are on Student Council.
You are/were the class president.
You are/were a class officer.
You are/were the Salutatorian for your class.
You are/were the Valedictorian for your class.
People have told you that you didnt have a life.
You are getting/have already received the IB Diploma.
You cry hysterically when you get anything lower than an A on anything.
Total: 4
Slacker
Your grades are slipping their coming back haha
You always wait until the last minute to do big projects.
You do a lot of things half-assed when you dont care about them.
You are an overall procrastinator.
You tend to do your homework when you're watching TV.
It takes you ages to turn your job applications in.
You are often late to school/work.
You don't turn in a lot of your work.
You spend the majority of your time watching TV, the computer or going on Nexopia when you could be doing something more productive.
You sleep in past noon on the weekends and during the summer.
You could walk, but you'll just drive.
You have fallen asleep during class before.
Friends have called you lazy.
Life is hard when you lose the remote & you have to walk a million miles over to the TV and change the channel.
When you hang out with your friends, the majority of your time is spent playing video games or doing something where neither of you have to stand up.
You have eaten an entire pint of ice cream in one sitting.
You have sat through an entire running marathon of a show before
Total: 10
Goth
Your wardrobe consists of mostly black things.
When you have the money, you shop at Hot Topic.
You think tattoos are hot.
You think odd piercings are hot.
You don't get along with your parents
You have wanted to dye or dyed your hair an exotic color.
You've styled your hair in liberty spikes.
Sometimes you ponder the meaning of life and death.
You like to write dark poetry.
You are into S&M.
You have a pair of oversized black pants.
At one point in your life, you liked Foamy, Happy Bunny, Emily the Strange, and the Happy Tree Friends.
You listen to grunge.
You have a messenger bag with buttons up and down the straps.
You smoke cigarettes.
You will only date other Goths.
You dont really give a shit what people think about you.
You like black makeup & nail polish best.
Total: 16
Nerd
You actually study for tests and quizzes.
You have/had straight As.
You haven't had any luck with the opposite sex.
You are into WOW, Magic Cards, and Halo. for halo
You overanalyze jokes to the point where they aren't funny anymore.
Your mom buys your clothes for you.
You actually answer the questions in class.
You sit front row center in all of your classes to get the best learning experience.
You miss school during the summer.
You wear your pants at your waist.
You prefer sweatpants to jeans.
You have a pocket protector in your shirt with pens and a calculator in it.
You let cute boys/girls take advantage of you & copy your homework in hopes of getting noticed
You've noticed/fixed some of the spelling and grammar mistakes in this survey.
People cheat off you on tests.
Your parents pack your lunch for you every day.
You wear/should be wearing glasses.
Total: 2
Gangsta
You actually are black.
You know who the bloods and the crips are.
You wear doo-rags.
You actually grew up in the ghetto
You can freestyle.
You drive down the street blaring your music.
Your ride is pimped out with stereo boosts.
You can break dance.
You say nigga too much.
You talk too fast for people to understand you.
You are pretty chill with life.
You wear your jeans oversized and below your ass.
Old school rap is the best.
You know that Tupac will never die.
You wear bling
You have/want a custom grill.
You have custom rims on your tires.
You are actually in a gang.
You are always big pimpin'.
Total: 4
Emo
You often have trouble convincing people that you arent emo.
You comb your hair over one of your eyes.
You flip your hair
You have dark-rimmed glasses.
If you're a boy, people often complain about your pants being too tight.
You dont really smile too often.
You blog often.
You never smile in pictures.
You listen to Thursday and/or Sunny Day Real Estate.You're too much of a pussy to be a goth.
You own a lot of band t-shirts
You go to a lot of shows.
You only go for emo/scene boys and girls.
It doesnt take very much to make you cry
You have played all the Emo Games
You've worn black eyeliner before.
You own a bandana which you wear in your hair.
You have/have had dark hair.
Total: 10
Skater
You own a skateboard.
You have been skateboarding since you were in grade school.
You have gotten injuries from skateboarding.
You know that World Industries and Element arent just clothing lines.
You have TPed somebodys house before.
You have been yelled at for loitering.
You have gotten in trouble with the cops.
You listen to punk rock
Girls on skateboards are hot
You stick it to the man
You own/ed "skater" shoes.
You watch MTV2, not MTV.
You enjoy crude humor
Fuck school, lets do crazy shit.
You have watched the X games.
You know that there are other pro skaters out there besides Tony Hawk.
During the summer! You pretty much live at the skate park.
Hygeine does not concern you.
Total: 10
Hippie
You own a tie dye shirt and wear it regularly
You smoke pot or smoked.
You have long hair
You own more concert bootlegs than actual band CDs
You wear sandals
Make love, not war at least love gives you babies
You give the peace sign too much for your own good.
People have called you a hippie before
You love nature, trees, etc..
That long hair you have.. you wash it less than 5 times a week
You own more jewelry than most girls.
Speaking of jewelry, you own more than 4 hemp necklaces
You have a lot of Rush, Pink Floyd, Yes, and The Who on your playlist
Yea, that bandana you own that you marked down in the "Emo" section..
You have 'dana pride too.. just not for emo's
Total: 5
Rocker
Def Leppard, Boston, Dire Straits, Poison and Rush top your playlists
You have/had a mullet
Other people have told you that you have a mullet.
You consider extremely ripped jeans fashionable
You've been to, or are planning on going to more rock concerts than you can count
That bandana in both the "Emo" and "Hippie" sections.. you wear it around your neck.
And true 'dana style, AND you thicken it up an inch or two on the forehead.
You can never have enough 80s pop metal
Synthesizers and keyboards aren't lame
Total: 6
Imma Lil Bit Of Everything
X marks what you have never done
(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN DRUNK
(_) I NEVER HAVE SMOKED POT
(_) I NEVER HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX
(_) I NEVER HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(x) I NEVER CRASHED A FRIEND’S CAR
(x) I NEVER BEEN TO JAPAN
(_) I NEVER RODE IN A TAXI
(x) I NEVER HAD ANAL SEX
(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN IN LOVE
(_) I NEVER HAD SEX
(_) I NEVER HAVE HAD SEX IN PUBLIC
(x) I NEVER HAVE BEEN DUMPED
(_) I NEVER SHOPLIFTED
(x) I NEVER HAVE BEEN FIRED
(_) I NEVER BEEN IN A FIST FIGHT
(_) I NEVER HAD A THREESOME
(_) I NEVER SNUCK OUT OF MY PARENT’S HOUSE
(x) I NEVER BEEN TIED UP (SEXUALLY)
(x) I NEVER BEEN CAUGHT MASTURBATING
(x) I NEVER PISSED ON MYSELF
(x) I NEVER HAD SEX WITH A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(_) I NEVER BEEN ARRESTED
(_) I NEVER MADE OUT WITH A STRANGER
(_) I NEVER STOLE SOMETHING FROM MY JOB
(x) I NEVER CELEBRATED NEW YEARS IN TIME SQUARE
(_) I NEVER WENT ON A BLIND DATE
(_) I NEVER LIED TO A FRIEND
(_) I NEVER HAD A CRUSH ON A TEACHER
(x) I NEVER CELEBRATED MARDI-GRAS IN NEW ORLEANS
(x) I NEVER BEEN TO EUROPE
(_) I NEVER SKIPPED SCHOOL
(x) I NEVER SLEPT WITH A CO-WORKER
(_) I NEVER CUT MYSELF ON PURPOSE
(x) I NEVER HAD SEX AT THE OFFICE
(x) I’VE NEVER BEEN MARRIED
(_) I NEVER HAD SEX WITH MORE THAN ONE PERSON WITHIN THE SAME WEEK
(x) I NEVER HAVE POSED NUDE
(x) I NEVER GOT SOMEONE DRUNK JUST TO HAVE SEX WITH THEM
(_) I HAVE NEVER DRIVEN A CAR ILLEGALLY
(x) I HAVE NEVER BEEN ON TV
(_) I HAVE NEVER SNORTED ANYTHING
(x) I HAVE NEVER HAD SEX IN THE SHOWER
(x) I HAVE NEVER CHEATED ON ANYONE
(x) I HAVE NEVER STOLE ANTHING FROM SOMEONE I LOVED
(_) I HAVE NEVER HAD MY HEART BROKEN MORE THAN THREE TIMES
(_) I HAVE NEVER HAD A 3SOME THAT INCLUDED A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX
(_) I HAVE NEVER LEFT CANADA
How sex starts
...a smile leads to a laugh
...a laugh leads to a high 5
...a high 5 leads to a hug
...a hug leads to a kiss
...a kiss leads 2 makeout
...a makeout leads 2 finger
...a finger leads to a hand
...a hand leads to a lick
...a lick leads to a suck
...a suck leads 2 a fuck.
...So tell me how many people are you gonna smile at after you heard this cuz sex is like math.
...u add the bed
..subtract the clothes
...divide the legs
...leave your solution
...and pray you dont multiply
post this right after u read it,
something good will happen at 2:25 tomorrow.
Get ready for the biggest shock in your life!!
Whoever breaks this chain will be cursed w/ relationship problems 4-10 years.
If you post this in 15 mins, your safe.
Something good will happen tonight at 1:11a.m !
2007 summer is coming to an end.
What have you been up to this summer?
1. Have you had more than 5 different boyfriends/girlfriends? Nope
2. Have you had your birthday? nope imma spring baby
3. Been to church? nope
4.Have you cried? Yes maybe once or twice
5. Did someone close to you pass away? nope
6. Stayed up all night? yes
7. Drank starbucks? nope
8. Went shopping? Yes!
9. Been camping? Nope
10. Been to the beach? Nope
11. Bought something for over $200? nope
12. Met someone new? Yes a few...
13. Been out of state? Nope
14. Gone wakeboarding? Nope
15. Hugged someone? yup
16. Slept in someone else's bed? yep
17. Snuck out of your own house? Nope, dont have to
18. Been to a bar? Yup!!
19. Got in a car? lol yes many
20. Been called a tease? nope...i get straight to the point
21. Drove somewhere? not by myself
22. Done something you regret? Yes
23. Gotten high? Yes
24. Fallen in love? I think i night be now
25. Had a crush? Yes
26. Had sex? kinda
27. Stayed on the phone past 2am? nope
28. Last thing you bought? mcdicks
29. Last person you hugged? dennis
30. Last person who called?dennis
31. Last time you took a shower? yesterday
32. When was the last time you felt stupid? LOL i feel stupid everyday
33. Who was the last person who made you cry? danny
34. Who was the last person who you watched a movie with?Brandi
35. Who was the last person you danced with? Brandi
37. Song that's stuck in your head right now? what hurts the most by rascal flatts
A : You like to drink.
B : You like people.
C : You're wild and crazy.
D : You have one of the best personalities ever.
E : You have a fine ass
F : People adore you.
G : You never let people tell you what to do.
H : You have a very good personality and looks.
I : You're a DAMN GOOD KISSER
J : You live life for fun.
K : Your drop dead sexy
L : .Everyone loves you
M : One of the best to have fun with.
N : You are dead sexy.
O : You are one of the best in bed.
P : You are popular with all types of people.
Q : You are a hypocrite.
R : Fuckin crazy
S : Easy to fall in love with.
T : You're loyal to those you love.
U : You really like to chill.
V : You are not judgemental.
W : You are very broad minded.
X : You never let people tell you what to do.
Y : One of the best damn bf/gf anyone could ask for.
Z : Always ready
K : Your drop dead sexy
R : Fuckin crazy
I : You're a DAMN GOOD KISSER
S : Easy to fall in love with.
T : You're loyal to those you love.
A : You like to drink.
R : Fuckin crazy
Y : One of the best damn bf/gf anyone could ask for.
A : You like to drink.
N : You are dead sexy.
1) Pick the month you were born in
Jan - I cuddled with
Feb - I killed
Mar - I ran shirtless with
Apr - I raped
May - I killed
Jun - I banged
Jul - I needed
Aug - I ran naked with
Sept - I stabbed
Oct - I ate out
Nov - I slept with
Dec - I smoked with
2) Pick the day (number) you were born on
01 - the kool-aid man
02 - a horse
03 - a pornstar
04 - a toothbrush
05 - Santa Claus
06 - a bag of weed
07 - a prostitute
08 - a jew
09 - a ninja
10 - a homo
11 - Paris Hilton
12 - the trojan man
13 - a whore
14 - a cat
15 - a pickle
16 - a glass of milk
17 - a bisexual
18 - YOUR MOM
19 - an orange
20 - a crackhead
21 - a bowl of cereal
22 - an easter egg
23 - my ex
24 - a condom
25 - a jar of honey
26 - a lesbian
27 - a homeless guy
28 - a french fry
29 - your dealer
30 - a stripper
31 - Ur grandma
3) Pick the colour of the top your wearing now.
White - Because thats how i roll
Black - because im sexy as hell
Pink - Because the lil people told me to
Red - because I have AMAZING boobs
Blue - because I'm a pimp and you're jealous
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because I'm gay
Gray - because I love marijuana
Other - because I have double D's
Green - because I'm beautiful
Orange - because I smoke crack
Turqoise - because I have a noodle in my nose
Brown - because i had to
Shirtless - because I've got abs
4) Now post your sentence
I raped a pornstar because imma pimp and your jealous
Hair Color:
Brunette $40
Natural Blonde $50
Bottle Blonde $45
Black $40
Redhead $45
other-$15
Me- $50
Eye Color:
Blue $25
Green $15
Brown $20
Grey $15
Hazel $20
Me-$25
Height:
Under 5' $20
5' - 5'8 $25
5'9 - 6' $30
Over 6' $35
Me- $25
Age:
13 and under-$10
14-16 $15
17-18 $20
19-21 $25
22-30 $20
Me- $20
Education:
Middle School $45
Still in high school $30
High School Grad $50
Me- $30
Birth Order:
Only child $15
First born $50
Last born $40
Middle child $30
Other $20
Me- $40
Smoke weed?
Yes $100
No $50
Me- $100
Drink?
Never $35
Casual Drinker $30
1-5 x's month $25
6-10 x's month $20
11+ x's month $15
Me- $30
Did you have to use a calculator to add this up?
Yes $50
No $100
=420
