Clubbing, Drinking, Gambling, Listening to music, Partying, Poker, Pool/Billiards
Musical Instruments:
Acoustic guitar, Bass guitar, Electric Guitar
Outdoor:
Camping, Fishing, Hunting
Computers:
Gaming
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all me pictures are in the gallery so check 'm out
LIKES...
COPENHAGEN
girls
bikes
cars
drinking
videogames
rugby hockey lacrosse
biking quading snowboarding
snowmobeling dirtbiking
wakeboarding
Dislikes...
not being able to bike
not being able to ski doo/snowboard
ppl who piss me off
preppy ppl
"Fishin" Eh mike;)
Live to ride Ride to live
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14 Reasons To Date A Mountain Biker:
1. We are good with our hands.
2. We always keep a firm grip.
3. We like to get dirty.
4. We can take a pounding.
5. We like to go fast. Really fast.
6. Once we fall down we get right back up.
7. We are ready to go again after a quick relax.
8. Skill is definite.
9. Our timing is perfect.
10. Body protection doesn’t slow us down.
11. We always hit the right spot
12. We don't need to take pills to keep our shaft hard.
13. We know lots of tricks.
14. We are able to maneuver into many positions quickly
Live to ride Ride to live
Top 15 reasons to date a rugby player.
1. We know how to hit in all the right ways.
2. Can anyone say spandex?
3. We always scream and yell.
4. Open to performing in groups.
5. We do it in 15 different positions.. repeatedly.
6. We don't stop till we score.
7. We're used to working with our hands.
8. Not only can we tap that, we hit that.....HARD!
9. We know when to ease up and when to push harder.
10. We know how to make you scream for more
11.were always going with pase
12.were not affraid to give a little blood
13.we love it hard
14.we love getting dirty
15.were good at one on ones
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You know you're a rugger when...
1.being a whore is greatly appreciated and encouraged.
2.you tape your entire body before a game because everything hurts.
3.being the best hooker on the team is a compliment.
4.stripping is a skill.
5.sticking your hand between someone else's legs isn't seen as sexual harassment.
6.pulling out early is the right thing to do.
7.showering after the game to go drinking is completely unheard of.
8.drinking at least 3-4 nights out of the week is almost expected.
9.going out on a Friday night is like one of the deadly sins.
10.you find yourself looking for nasty bruises on your body and being really excited when you find one.
11.you wear spandex at least 3 times a week.
12.you have a really funny-looking tan from the middle of your knee to your mid-thigh and the rest of your leg is completely white.
13.someone asks you what Saturday is and your reply is, "Rugby day" without any hesitation.
14.you see somebody fall down on the sidewalk and you yell, "Ruck over!"
15.you have to take a shower to decipher the bruises from dirt on your body after a game.
16.starting to drink in the middle of the afternoon is normal and expected.
17.you worry about keeping your ears attached during a game.
18.drinking beer out of a cleat is punishment for everything.
19.bruises on your body are a point of pride.
20.you have to explain the bruises to your doctor, esp. the ones on your inner thighs, telling him/her that you weren't assaulted, and you're not in an abusive relationship.
21.grabbing another man's balls is mandatory.
22.your coworkers look at you and say, "You should get your cat de-clawed." ... and you don't even own a cat.
23.(female ruggers) your party wardrobe consists of long and longer skirts.
24.you can belt out the most insulting and vulgar tunes and no one bats an eyelash - instead they just sing along.
25.every time something falls on the floor you automatically yell, "Dive on it!" to the nearest
16 things to do in WAL-MART
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code blue' in housewares".... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"
Sex, drugs, rock n roll
Weed, speed, birth control
life's a bitch then you die
don't get drunk, just get high
Stoners live, stoners die
but in the end they all get high
Party hard, rock n roll
Drink a fifth, smoke a bowl
Pop some pills, snort some coke
smoke a blunt till you choke
life's a bitch then you die
Smoke some weed, and let's get high
Party hearty, rock and roll
drink a keg, smoke a bowl
we're the stoners, we've got class
fuck with us, we'll kick your ass
To all you preps who think you're cool
Well fuck right off cause stoners rule
I'm hooked on crack
I'm hooked on weed
I'm hooked on phonics....
still can't read.
