Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Boy: No.
Girl: Do you like me?
Boy: No.
Girl: Do you want me?
Boy: No.
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Boy: No.
Girl: Are you willing to do anything for me?
Boy: No.
Girl: Would you choose your life or me?
Boy: My life.

The girl runs away in tears, boy grabs her arm

Boy: You never cross my mind, because you are always on my mind
I do not like you, I love you.
I do not want you, I need you.
I wouldn’t cry if you left me, I would die if you did.
I wouldn’t be willing to do anything, because I would do everything.
For you,
I choose my life, because you ARE my life

(x) smoked a cigar
(x) made out with a member of the same sex
(_) crashed a friend's car
(_) stolen a car
(_) skipped school
(_) slept with a co-worker
(_) slept with more than 15 people
(x) been called a slut
(_) had a one night stand
(_) slept with someone you don't even know their name
(x) seen someone die (on t.v lol)
(x) shoplifted
(_) been fired
(x) snuck out of your parent's house
(x) had feelings for someone who didn't have them back
(x) been arrested/ almost
(_) gone on a blind date
(_) had a crush on a teacher
(x) been to Canada
(_) been to Mexico
(x) been on a plane
(_) thrown up in a bar
(x) purposely set a part of yourself on fire
(x)eaten sushie
(x)been snowboarding
(_)been moshing at a concert
(x)taken painkillers
(x)laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by
(x)questioned your heart
(x)been obsessed with post-it notes
(x)squished barefoot through the mud
(x)been lost
(x)been to the opposite side of the country
(x)swam in the ocean
(x)felt like dying
(x)cried yourself to sleep
(x)played cops and robbers
(x)recently colored with crayons/colored pencils/markers
(x)paid for a meal with only coins
(x)done something you told yourself you wouldn't do
(x)made prank phone calls
(x)laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose
(x)caught a snowflake on your tongue
(x)danced in the rain
(x)written a letter to Santa Claus
(_)been kissed under a mistletoe
(x)watched the sun set with someone you care about
(x)blown bubbles
(x)made a bonfire
(x)crashed a party
(x)gone roller skating
(x)had a wish come true
(_)humped a monkey
(x)worn pearls
(x)jumped off a bridge
(x)ate dog/cat food
(_)told a complete stranger you love them
(x)kissed a mirror
(x)sang in the shower
(x)had a little black dress
(x)had a dream that you married someone
(x)glued your hand to something
(x)got your tongue stuck to a flag pole
(x)kissed a fish
(x)worn the opposite sexes clothes
(_)been a cheerleader
(x)sat on a roof top
(x)screamed at the top of your lungs
(x)done a one-handed cartwheel
(x)talked on the phone for more than 6 hours
(x)stayed up all night
(x)picked and ate an apple
(x)climbed a tree
(_)had a tree house
(_)been scared to watch scary movies alone
(x)believe in ghosts
(x)have more then 30 pairs of shoes
(_)worn a really ugly outfit to school just to see what others say
(_)gone streaking
(x)played ding-dong-ditch
(x)been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on
(x)been told you're hot by a complete stranger
(x)broken a bone
(x)been easily amused
(x)caught a fish then ate it
(x)caught a butterfly
(x)laughed so hard you cried
(x)cried so hard you laughed
(x)mooned/flashed someone
(x)had someone moon/flash you
(x)cheated on a test
(x)had a Britney Spears CD
(x)forgotten someone's name
(_)slept naked
(_)French braided someone's hair
(x)gone skinny dipping

QUESTIONS

1. Your name:
2. Age:
3. Favourite colour:
4. Favourite movie:
5. Favourite song:
6. Favourite band:
7. Most embarassing moment:
8. Are you a virgin?

HERE COMES THE FUN...

1. Are we friends?
2. Do you have a crush/attracted to me?
3. Would you kiss me?
4. ...with tongue?
5. Would you enjoy it?
6. Would you ever ask me out or go out with me if i ask you out?
7. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater?
8. Tell me one odd/intresting fact about you:
9. Would you take care of me when i'm sick?
10. Do you want to tell me something that you could't before.
11. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me?
12. Do you/have you talk (ed) crap about me?
13. Do you think i'm a good person?
14. Would you let me sleep with you(in the same bed)?
15. Do you think i'm hot?
16. Would you call me just because?
17. Would you ever listen to my problems even if they dont involve you?
18. If you could change anythink about me, would you?
19. Would you have sex with me?
20. Would you come over for no reason just to hang out?
21. Will you post this so i can fill it out for you?

28 things most girls don't know

--Guys hate sluts even though
they have sex with them!

--Guys may be flirting around all day
but before they go to sleep, they
always think about the girl they truly
care about.

--Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.

--Guys will do anything just to get
you to notice him

--Guys hate it when you talk about
your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest.

--Boyfriends need to be reassured
often that they're still loved.

--Don't talk about your guy friends to
your boyfriend.

--Guys get jealous easily.

--Guys are more emotional than they'd
like people to think.

--Giving a guy a hanging message
like "You know
what?!..uh...nevermind.." would make
him jump to a conclusion that is far
from what you are thinking. And he'll
assume he did something wrong and
he'll obsess about it trying to figure
it out.

--Guys are good flatterers when
courting but they usually stammer when
they talk to a girl they really like.

--A usual act that proves that the guy
likes you is when he teases you.

--Guys love you more than you love
them if they are serious in your
relationships.

--Guys think WAY too much. One small
thing a girl does, even if she doesn't
notice it can make the guy think about
it for hours, trying to figure out
what it meant.

--Guys seek for advice from girls not
other guys. Because most guys think
alike, so if one guy's confused, then
we're all confused.

--When a guy asks you to leave him
alone, he's just actually
saying, "Please come and listen to me."

--If a guy starts to talk seriously,
listen to him. It doesn't happen that
often, so when it does, you know
something's up.

--If your best guy friend seems to
avoid you or is never around when
you're with your boyfriend, he's
probably jealous and likes you.

--When a guy tells you that you are
beautiful, don't say you aren't. It
makes them want to stop telling you
because they don't want you to
disagree with them.

--When a guy looks at you for longer
than a second, he's definitely
thinking something.

--Guys don't like girls who punch
harder than they do.

--A guy has more problems than you can
see with your naked eyes.

--Don't be a snob. Guys can be
intimidated and give up easily.

--Guys talk about girls more than
girls talk about guys.

--Guys hate rejection, but they hate
being led on even more.

--If you are going to reject a guy,
just do it. Don't say they are like a
brother or just good friends, it just
hurts even more. Tell them that you
aren't interested in a relationship
and they will respect you.

--Guys really think that girls are
strange and have unpredictable
decisions and are MAD confusing but
somehow are drawn even more to them.

--When a guy sacrifices his sleep and
health just to be with you, he really
likes you and wants to be with you as
much as possible.

---Girls, if u don't repost this
within 1 hr then you will lose the guy
of your life.

---Guys if you don't repost this in
one hr then you will lose the girl of
your life.
post this as:

28 things most girls dont know

I'm sorry...
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you.

I'm sorry...
That I was raised with enough respect
to not sleep with you when you were drunk.

I'm sorry...
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants.

I'm sorry...
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised.

I'm sorry...
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy".

I'm sorry...
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk.

I'm sorry...
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things.

I'm sorry...
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club.

I'm sorry...
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry...
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date.

I'm sorry...
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out, you went home with another guy.

I'm sorry...
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough for you to listen to me when I need a friend.

I'm sorry...
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be
thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around.

I'm sorry...
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours,
instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work.

I'm sorry...
that you can't realize... I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry...
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care.

But most of all

I'm sorry...
For not being sorry anymore.

I'm sorry...
That you can't accept me for who I am.

I'm sorry...
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry...
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it,
I thought that was what friends were for.

I'm sorry...
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry...
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you
instead of spending time with my family.

I'm sorry...
That I cared.

I'm sorry...
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to. Maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, repost as "I'm sorry."

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to repost, and you would never make your guy feel this way, repost as "Girls don't realize these things'

[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[ ]You have jumped out of a moving vehicle
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then
people gave you weird looks
=4

[x] You have ran into a tree/bush.
[x] You have tried to lick your cheek.
[x] You have tried to lick your elbow.
[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little
Star have the same rhythm.
[x] You just tried to sing them
=9

[x] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[x] you have choked on your own spit .
[ ]You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[x ] You've never seen the Matrix the whole way through.
[ ] You type only with two fingers.
=12

[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire
[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.
[x] You have fallen asleep in class
[x] If someone says "fart" you laugh.
=17

[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking
[x] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about
[x] People often shake their heads when they talk to you.
[x] You are often told to use your "inside voice".
[x] You use your fingers to do simple math.
=22

[x] You have eaten a bug ( by accident )
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something
more important
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and
didn't realize it
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in
your hand.
[ ] You have ran around naked in your house.
=26
[x] You repost bulletins because you are scared that what they
say will happen to you if you don't.
[x] You break a lot of things
[x] Your friends know not to use big words around you.
[x] You tilt your head when you're confused
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before
=31

[x] When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
[x] The word "um" is used many times a day.
=33



Ive done 33 stupid things out of 37 !

TRY NOT TO LAUGH (I didn't believe it, but it works!)

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Repost this with the title "pregnancy test" to throw people off and your wish will come true. If you don't, it will become the opposite

Did you know? Before you go to sleep at night there is one person thinking of you. They want you, they want to kiss you, they want to be with you, they are always thinking about you before they go to sleep at night, they are longing to be with you. This is all true, not a fake, if you repost this to in 5 mins the person that is longing to be with you will approach you in a month and ask you out or grab you and kiss the face off you. But if you break this chain no one will like you or ask you again for 5 years!!!

Post this in the next 200 seconds and you WILL have THE best day of your life THIS FRIDAY.
Your number one *love* will either kiss you, ask you out, or grab you and kiss your face off or kill you!!!! So be ready honey

Add up the number of things you've done
and put the total at the bottom.
$8.00 Had sex
$20.00 Went past first base
$10.00 Only went to first base ,
$1.00 Smoke ,
$7.00 Got drunk ,
$100.00 Went skinny dipping ,
$6.00 Kissed someone of the opposite sex ,
$8.00 Had more than one bf/gf at the same time
$50.00 Cheated
$75.00 Fell asleep in class ,
$1.50 Cheated on a quiz ,
$50.00 Been expelled
$100.00 Been suspended ,
$75.00 Been in a fist fight ,
$2.00 Yelled at a teacher ,
$6.00 Done oral ,
$8.00 Got oral ,
$8.00 Prank called the cops ,
$4.00 Stole something ,
$100.00 Done drugs ,
$10.00 Dyed your hair ,
$15.00 Done something with someone older ,
$4.00 Went out with someone over 18 if your under 18
$10.00 Ate a whole thing of oreos
$0.01 Cried yourself to sleep ,
$50.00 Said you love someone but didnt mean it ,
$0.50 Been in love ,
$3.00 Got caught doing something that you shouldnt have been doing ,
$10.00 Went streaking ,
$7.00 Got arrested
$3.00 Made out with someone at the movies ,
$2.00 Peed in the pool ,
$0.75 Played spin the bottle ,
$10.00 Done something you regret ,


Total: 605.26$$

My 94 truths
1. name - Dana
2. like it - Not really.
3. single or taken - Single.
4. zodiac sign- Aquarius.
5. male or female- FEMALE.
6. elementary - What?
7. tan - Only in the summer lol
9. eye color- Hazel.
10. hair color - Blonde (natrually).
15. are you a health freak - Lol nopee.
16. height - 5"1/5"2
18. do you like yourself - No not really.
19. piercings - 5.
20. tattoos - None
21. righty or lefty- Righty.

FIRSTS-
22. first surgery - Apendics.
23. first piercings - ears.
24. first best friend - Larissa
25: first award - Dance.
26. first sport - Soccer.
27. first pet - My dog sasha♥.
28. first vacation - No Idea.
30. first crush - No Idea.

CURRENTLY
49. eating - Nothing.
50. drinking - Nothing.
51. im about to kill - Um, nothing?.
52. listening to - Nothing.
53. waiting to - Watch a movie.
54. wearing - Sweat pants, Jeffree Star hoodie!
55. want kids - one day.
56. want to get married - Kinda.
67. careers in mind- Singer. Back-up: Beautician

WHICH IS BETTER WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX-
68. lips or eyes- Eyes.
69. hugs or kisses- Both.
70. shorter or taller- Taller.
71. tan skinned or light- Don't matter.
73. dark or light hair- don't matter.
75. hook-up or relationship - Relationship.
76. similar to you or different- Both.
77. trouble maker or hesitant- Haha trouble makerr.

HAVE YOU EVER-
78. kissed a stranger- Haha yehh.
79. drank bubbles- Kindaa lol.
80. broken a bone- Yehh.
81. climbed up a tree- Lol obviously.
82. broken someones heart - Unno maybe .
83. turned someone down- yehh lol.
85. liked a friend as more than a friend - Lol yehhp.

Do you Believe In:
86. yourself - Sometimes.
87. miracles - Yehhp.
88. love at first sight - No.
89. Santa Claus - Lmfaoo No.
90. Sex on the first date - Depends, Am I Drunk?
91. angels - Yehh.

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY-
92. Is there 1 or more people you want to be with right now? Yehh.
93. Who is it - not saying
94. Who do you like? ______

so pick one and ill add it!

My beautiful - Shayann Tompkins ♥, Flora Gladue
My Loser -
My bestfriend - Shayann Tompkins, Brittney Domeij
My partner in crime - Darlene McKay
My doll -
My superman -
My girlfriend -
My wonderwoman - Flora Gladue
My life - Michelle ,
My lesbian whore - Thane Mallory
My boyfriend -
My always -
My pornstar - Telitha
My Stupid bitch -
My Sexy Hoe-
My hoe -
My balla - Cole Bausman
My prep - Deni Horst, Chloe Foster, Kasey Clish
My gangster -
My sunshine -
My buddie -
My monster -
My Soulja Boy -
My Soulja Girl-
My retards-
My love -
My shinning star -
My smile -
My everything -
My nothing -
My rockstar -
My shopping buddy -
My emo - Tora Halter
My sister - Randi Burton
My Big bro- Lee Folkins
My friend -
My beauty -
My beast - Emily Lavoie
My heart -
My fatty -
My Flavoured Condom - Daniel Masters, Owen Masters, Brett Master, Even Masters
My Jelly Bean(Red) -
My Master Of Puppets -
My Jewish Niggah - Tanar Tompkins
My Fuck Buddy-
My Sex Toy - Darlene McKay
My Boy -
My Big Word User -
My Fuzzy Muffin -
My Retarded -
My Thriller -
My Phone sex partner -
My Little Ballerina-
My Sex Monster -
My Sexy Hoe-
My Dumbass-

what is your mental illness?

- annorexia -

[] you have dry skin.
[] you only eat 1 meal a day.
[x ] you're very weak.
[ x ] you dislike your body.
[ x ] you did/do starve yourself.
[ x] you have low self esteem.
[ ] you use laxatives.
[ x ] you need to be skinnier.
[ x ] people always say you're skinny, but you think fat.
[] people think you are too skinny.
total: 6


- ADHD (attention deficit/hyperactivity disorder) -

[ x ] your mind is all over the place.
[ x] you are hyper most of the time.
[x ] you barely pay attention to anything.
[x ] you cannot cooperate with people well.
[ x] you seem to never sit still.
[ x ] you talk all the time.
[ ] you need attention 24/7.
total: 6


- bipolar disorder -

[ x ] you can act wild at times then the next you are bumbed.
[ x ] you are very irritable.
[x] you barely get any or no sleep.
[ x ] you are/sometimes anti-social.
[ x ] you have very high self esteem at times.
[ ] you are abusing alcohol, drugs, or sex.
[ x] you have thought of/attempted suicide.
total: 6


- bulimia nervosa -

[ ] you throw up all of your food.
[ ] you throw it up even when you don't feel sick.
[ ] you have no control over how you eat.
[ ] you use laxatives.
[ ] you have overly excercised to where you almost fainted/passed out.
[x ] you always say you are fat
[] people think you are way too skinny
total: 1


- depression -

[x ] you are always sad.
[x ] you cry alot for not apparent reason
[x ] you find no hope in your future.
[ ] you find no longer excitement over the activities you used to love.
[ ] you always find yourself around the house or in bed all day.
[ x] you can be anti-social.
[ x] you have low self esteem.
[ x] everything bad that happens is always your fault.
[ x] you always seem to be weak or have physical features hurt.
[ ] you are failing school.
[x ] you have thought of/attempted suicide.
[ ] you have ran away from home.
[ x] hope is no longer there for you.
total : 9


- ocd (obsessive compulsive disorder) -

[ ] you have daily rituals.
[x ] you have disturbing thoughts or thoughts you hate.
[ x ] you have to do a certain thing until it feels right.
[ ] you have to keep things in a certain order.
[x ] you have harmed yourself.
[ ] you are afraid you will get a std, aids, or any kind of germs.
[ x ] you have to check some stuff over again. (ex: checking door repeatly)
total: 4



- ptsd (post-traumatic stress disorder) -

[ x] you repeatly have flashbacks of horrible moments/memories in your life.
[ x] you repeatly have dreams of horrible moments/memories in your life.
[ x] you sometimes think the event will happen again.
[ x] you feel highly uncomfortable when remembered/remembering the event.
[ x] you can be/are anti-social.
[ ] you have lost interest in the things you used to love.
[x ] you have not had alot of sleep lately
[ x] you worry about dying at a early age or dying at all.
[ x] you can have angry outbursts.
total: 8


- shizophrenia -

[x ] you often have hallucinations (seeing things or hearing things that aren't there)
[ x ] you have strange, unusual dreams or thoughts.
[x ] you can be confused about reality and fantasy.
[ x ] you think people are always staring or talking about you.
[ x] you have extreme anxiety or fearfullness.
[x ] you have difficulty with relationships with family, friends, and opposite sex.
[ ] you do not take care of your hygeine like you should.
[ ] you are very shy
[x ] you often talk to yourself.
total: 7

Can you answer fifty questions about your best friend!?

1) What's their name?
Shayann

2) Does he/she have a girlfriend/boyfriend?
Nope. Which Is Unbeliveable Kuz Shes Beautiful ♥

3) Would you go to Disneyworld with them?
Yehh Omg That Would Be Awesome. We Go Everywhere Togetther.

4) How old were you when you first met?
4 years old Lolz.

5) Has he/she ever tried to hump your leg?
Umm, Unno Lolz. I Cant Remeber. She Proly Has Kuz Shes A Weirdo.

6) Is this person older than you?
No Im Older Than Her By Like 6 Months

7) When's the last time you saw this person?
Like a Week Ago Kuz She Went tO Jasper

8) When was the last time you talked to them on the phone?
Today

9) Are you related to this person?
Noperss.

10) Are you their b/f or g/f?
Lol Noo.

11) Do you have a nickname for each other?
Yehh But Too Many Too Write Lol

12) Do you have pics of this person on your site?
Yehhhpp.

13) How many times do you talk to this person in a week?
Almost Everyday

14) Do you think they will repost this?
Unno Lol Probably
15) Could you live with this person?
We Would Probably Kill Each Other Kux We'd get In Too Many Fights

16) Why is this person number one on your top friends?
Because We Are Like Sisters And I Will Kill Anyone Who Messes With Her

17) Have you seen this person cry?
Yehhp.
18) Do you know this persons middle name?
Audrey Rose

19) Have you ever been to the mall with this person?
Lol Yehh Billions Of Times.

20) Have you ever had a sleepover with this person?
Lol Yehh All The Time

21) If you ever moved away would you miss this person?
yeah i would.

22) Have you ever gave this person something?
Yehh All The Time Lols.

23) Have you ever done something really stupid with this person?
Lol Yehh Tons Of Stuff

24) Do you know everything about this person?
Yehh Like Almost Every Little Detail About Her.

25) Does this person have a job?
Noppeers.

27) Do you think you and your #1 will be best friends forever?
Yes!!! Forevers And Evers!!

28) Have you ever made something with this person?
Yehh. We Made Up Like Soo Many Insode Jokes And Dances And Songs. And We Made A Song About Penises Lmfao.

29) Have you ever took Facebook/site pictures with this person?
Yehh Lots Of Them..

30) Have you and your #1 fought before?
Yehh Over The Stupidest Things Lol.

31) Is your #1 on drugs?
Haha Sometimes I Wonder.

32) Does this person drink alcohol?
Yehhp. Me And Her Are Drinking Buddies

33) Whats your #1's favorite food?
Suckers And Jub Jubs. And Twinkeys I think Lol.

34) Have you and your top person made up a hand shake?
Yehh Lots Of Them

36) Have you ever seen this person dance?
Lol Yehhp All The Time.

37) Have you ever heard this person sing?
Yehh We're Both In Singing Lessons At The Same Place.

38) Do you and this person have a certain saying?
Lol Not Really.

39) Do you know this persons nex password?
Yehhpp.

40) Do you know who this person likes or who she or he is going out with?
Yehh I Know who She Likes. But I Cant Tell. Shhhh.

41) Have you and this person ever gotten into a fight that lasted more than 24 hours.
Um, I Dont Think So.

42) Have you and this person ever lied FOR each other?
Yehh Lol All The Time.

43) Does this person go on the computer often?
Yehh All The Time.

44) Have you and this person gone clubbing?
No Kuz We're Too Young

45) Do you know how to make this person feel happy?
Yehh. Make Her Laugh Lolz.

46) Do you talk to this person a lot?
Yehhh All The Time Like Everyday.

47) Have you licked this person?
Lol Yehh Alot Of Times.

48) Has this person yelled at you?
Um, no. she Only Yells At Her Siblings.

49) Have you and this person got into a fist fight?
Yehh. But It Was An Acident Lol. She Pertended To Punch Me In The Face But She Accually Did.

50) Do you know how much this person weighs?
Yehhp. And I ain't Tellin

Emo Test

[x] I like skinny jeans
[x] Music is my life.
[x ] I write poetry/ wrote
[x ] My hair covers part of my face.
[x ] I wear band shirts.
[x] I know who Jeffree Star is.
[x ] I wear/wore converse.
[x] I wear/wore vans
[x] I wear/have worn eyeliner
[ x] I listen to Saves The Day, Chiodos, Thursday and/or Gym Class Heroes.



[ ] I'm in a band
[x ] My MSN or any other address has an x in it
[x ] I understand that My Chemical Romance is not emo.
[x ] I also understand that Green Day is not emo.
[ ] I know what mosh means.
[x ] I sit in corners often.
[ ] I dislike MTV.
[x] I take pictures of myself a lot.
[x ] Especially ones where you can't see my whole face.



[x] I'm lost without a cd player/my iPod/mp3
[x] I have/had thick rimmed glasses.
[ ] I have/had/want a mohawk.
[x] I wear/have worn black nail polish.
[x ] I hate my mom
[x ] I hate my dad
[x ] I hate where I live.
[x] I like the color black



[ x] Right now I am listening to music
[x ] Hot Topic doesn't scare me.
[x ] I wear/have worn studded belts.
[ x] I have had a body part signed by a band.
[ x] I've cried while listening to Dashboard Confessional.
[x ] I have/ had dyed my hair black
[x] My closet is mostly filled with black or dark clothes.
[x ] I cry a lot.
[x ] I write on myself.
[x ] I have been called emo before.
[x] I have listened to undiscovered bands.

Total : 34

Multiply your overall total by 3 and that is how emo you are
So once you get the results post as

102% emo

phone:
ring..
ring..
ring..

boy:: hello?
girl:: hey!
boy:: what r u up 2?
girl:: just thinking about the greatest guy in the world..u?
boy:: oh nuthing..
girl:: r u ok?..u sound upset.
boy:: im fine..just..
girl:: just what?
boy:: idk, iv’e just been thinking..
girl:: thinking what?..
boy:: ....[silence]
girl:: please tell me, i love you.
boy:: i think we should take a break.
girl:: ...what? [voice shaky]
boy:: look i cant take all ur drama anymore.
girl:: i thought u said u loved helping me.. loved being there for me.
boy:: i just cant take it anymore.
girl:: ...please don’t do this.
boy:: its just a break, we can go out at the beginning of summer...i promise. every girl i date till then will be a lie. i only love you.
girl:: ...why...how...u said u would never turn into one of them.. a heart breaker.. what about Paris?
boy:: look...i love you i swear i do, just we cant date.
girl:: there’s more then my emotions right? theres another reason..
boy:: ...no.. just we need to take a break.
girl:: i cant promise i will be waiting here for you when summer comes.
boy:: aight....
girl:: i cant believe you, u said u loved me, u said im the one, u said u would never leave me... I’ve gave u so many chances... yeah w/e. leave me then.
boy:: i love you.. i’m sorry.
girl:: don’t say that... i better go.
boy:: no i wanna talk.
girl:: well i don’t, go call someone else.
boy:: no i want u.
girl:: you had me...u broke me.
boy:: I’m sorry [starts crying]
girl:: yeah, that’s what they all say... Ill see u at school. goodbye number 3.
boy:: babe..don’t.
girl:: dont call me babe! im not ur babe..bye.
boy:: i love you..
girl:: i lov...[hangs up]

the girl throws her phone at her wall and screams into her pillow..
she cant take the pain.
she reaches for her knife..
puts it on her wrist.. and watches as she slashes herself away.
tears run down her face. she stops.
she looks down.. she had cut her vein.
she couldn’t breathe...blood was pouring out of her.
she lay there on her carpet as she died.
she whispered to herself.. "maybe now he will care"
those were her last words.
the boy had called back to tell her not to cut.. but it was to late.
she lay there, cold.. her blood stained carpet and her ringing phone across her room where she had threw it.

the next day her parents found her dead; they informed the school.
they notified her friends and family.. they couldn’t believe it.
he loved her...she loved him.
what happend?

the school made an announcement..."students may i have ur attention please...we have terrible news. one of our students has commited suicide last night, we are so sorry...we will need to see her closest friends and boyfriend."

the boys heart stopped...he knew it was her.. tears started to form in his eyes.
he walked down to the councelors office and saw her closest friends crying their eyes out.
they looked at him.
girls bff:: do you know why she did this?
boy:: ...yes..
girls bff:: what? it was you wasn’t it? u killed her!
boy:: no we broke up...we had to.
girls bff:: no, u chose to.. u ass!!
boy:: look u don’t understand, i tried to stop her.. i really did.
girls bff:: yeah right, ur just like every other guy she dated, worthless...a liar. why did u break up with her, WHY?
boy:: u wouldn’t believe me.
girls bff:: dont give me that. tell me.
boy:: i had a dream...
girls bff:: and?...
boy:: God told me i should break up with her.
girls bff:: what?
boy:: see u dont understand..
girls bff: no, no i don’t.
boy:: never mind.. i better get to class.
girls bff: yeah u do that.

the boy has diabetes... he becomes too depressed to take care of it.. he goes into a coma and doesn’t come out...he dies.
he left a note in his journal..
"i love her, i shall be with her now."

repost this or u will have bad luck with love for the next 17 years..
no joke.
u have 3 mins..
repost as "sad story"