Roses are red
violets are korny,
when I think of you
Ohh baby I get horny,
Eat me,
Beat me,
Bite me,
Blow me,
Suck me,
Fuck me,
Very Slowly,
if you kiss me,
don't be sassy,
Use your tongue and make it nasty!!!

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Sticks and Stones.
May Break My bones.
But Whips and Chains Excite Me.
So Throw Me Down,
Tie Me Up.
Just Show Me That You Like Me.

Top 12 reasons why chocolate is better than sex

1. You can have chocolate in front of your parents.
2. Nobody starts rumors about who you shared chocolate with.
3. People of the same sex can share chocolate without being called names.
4. The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate.
5. Chocolate is satisfying even if it's gone soft.
6. No matter what kind of chocolate you like, it's legal.
7. You can have chocolate with a whole group of friends without being obscene.
8. When you pay for chocolate you're not considered a creeper.
9. Chocolate is just as attractive when you're sober.
10. A piece of chocolate lasts longer, but even a small piece is satisfying.
11. You can have chocolate in the office without upsetting your co-workers.
12. It's easy to HAVE chocolate any time you want!!!

Women's English:

1. Yes = No

2. No = Yes

3. Maybe = No

4. We need = I want...

5. I am sorry = You'll be sorry

6. Sure, go ahead = You better not

7. We need to talk = You're in trouble

8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later

9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you MORON !

10. You're certanily attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?


Men's English:

1. I am hungry = I am hungry

2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy

3. I am tired = I am tired

4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!

5. I love you = Let's have sex now

6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex

7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you

8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you

9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you

10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you

11.I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay

30 Things Guys Want Girls To Know!!

1. We're not as perverted as you think we all are.
2. No matter what YOU say, your ex-boyfriend IS a LOSER.
3. We like you to give us hugs and kisses sometimes too.
4. Don't argue with us when we call you beautiful.
5. Don't treat us like crap, what goes around comes around.
6. We know you're pretty, that's one of the reason's we're going out with you.
7. Don't go into detail about your period. It scares us.
8. If you have cramps and we ask you what's wrong, just tell us it's that time of the month and
nothing more.
9. If you really liked us for us, you would let us think that our mustache, beard, or sideburns
looked cool.
10. We never shave our legs. So get over it.
11. NEVER ask us if you can put makeup on us. It's just wrong............
12. Don't make bets about us, because one of your friends will tell us if you don't.
13. When we tell you that you're not fat, believe us.
14. We absolutely do not care about the Backstreet Boys, *NSYNC, 98 Degrees, or what any other guy looks like for that matter.
15. We may not be able to pee accurately all of the time, but at least we can stand up and go pee.
16. Just cause you think you're always right, doesn't mean that you don't have to apologize when you do something "wrong."
17. You expect us to say and do sweet things for you, but it would be nice if you did the same
every once in a while. We like to know that you love us.
18. We can't always be spontaneous, so try to help us make the plans sometimes.
19. Don't ask us to beat up another guy for you, cause you might get what you wish for.
20. Never kick us in the nuts "just to see what we would say". That's just mean.
21. Never pretend like you are going to break up with us and laugh when we believe you.
22. Pamela Anderson's boobs aren't fake anymore, but we like yours better anyway.
23. Size doesn't matter, except to idiots who don't want a relationship.
24. PMS is not an excuse.
25. If you want us to put the seat down when we're done, you should put it up when you're done.
26............ Don't tell us how cute your ex-boyfriend was. That doesn't turn us on.
27. And always remember: The way to a guys heart is through his stomach..... and maybe....oh nevermind
28. NEVER ask us to kiss other guys. You might be that comfy with your friends, but to us it's just wrong.
29. We always notice how funny it is after your rip out our heart, stick it down our throat and still want to be friends.
30. And last but not least: We know you're not always right, but we'll pretend like you are anyway.

Found on a friends friends nexus and this is how i have felt from some of my past relationships.


What is love ..

its not just the hugs and kisses .. the i love you`s n the i miss you`s .. but its about the butterflies you get n the chills that hit every part of your back when you just think about that person .. its how you care so much about then and you can't have them even when there standing right next to one and when its so hard to sayy goodbye a tear rolls down your cheek when they turn away .. its how you would do anything just to be around that person for just a minute more .. its how cold you get when they leave .. how they make your heart beat faster and slower at the same time .. how lonely you feel when you havent seen or heard from them for only an hour .. its how completely lost you feel when you two decide to become just friends its how broken you feel after .. n how much you just wanna cryy .. its the little things that make your heart beat so fast you think its gunna jump out of your chest . its your heart beating for that special moment with that special someone