hi i'm dan.
i'm tall and bald, and i have the worst smelling farts ever.
i love talking to my lover seth on the phone while taking a shit.
i have the most beautiful and wonderful little girl in the world, nevaeh.


I LOVE MY GIRLFRIEND ROBYN MORE THAN ANYTHING.
SHE IS THE MOST AMAZING GIRL I HAVE EVER KNOWN,
EVEN THOUGH I LOVE TO ANNOY THE CRAP OUTTA HER AT TIMES.

my best friends are seth and miranda.
i like to be a little bit to close to seth at times, and he likes it.
me and him have a wonderful sexual relationship, filled with lots of bum sex.