DavidSummers
27, Male, St. Albert
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 Imported PicturesSeptember 08, 2008These are pictures Nexopia has moved into the gallery when we updated our picture system.
| Drama is for romance movies.... Leave it at the door BASICS | Height: | 169 cm - 173 cm (5'7" - 5'8") | | Weight: | 60 Kg - 64 Kg (131 lbs - 140 lbs) | | Birthday: | September 28, 1982 | | Sexual Orientation: | Heterosexual | | Dating: | Long term | | Living Situation: | Living with roommate(s) | | Location: | St. Albert, Edmonton, Alberta, Canada | | Join Date: | 03:02pm | Aug 27, '04 |
INTERESTS | Cars: | Drag Racing, Drifting, Imports, Rally, Tuning | | Music: | Drum & Bass, Hip-Hop, R & B, Rap, Reggae | | Sports: | Basketball, Boxing, Car racing, Hockey, Kickboxing, Martial Arts | | Activities: | Drinking, Driving, Gambling, Listening to music, Partying, Poker, Pool/Billiards |
WHAT IM ABOUT Im a selfish prick. .
Good looking, succesfull, thin, toned body, young enough to do it often and old enough to do it right. Im lots of fun but i dont have time for petty drama or enotional hysterics, i am also intelligent and well educated and i dont really care what other people think about me, i do what i want, when i want but you've probably figured that out already.
Rules for being my MySpace/Facebook/Nexopia friend:
No liars (unless you are flirting)
No flaky people
No granny panties! (unless you are actually a grandma 
No psycho stalker chicks! I don’t care how hot you think you are!
No BORING PEOPLE … You must be fun
WHAT IM LOOKING FOR If i had to write a newspaper personal, it would read something like this.
Handsome, cultered, intellectual with a big dick and a marathon tongue seeks beautiful woman in long term commited relationship for purposes of makin boyfriend/husband insanely jelous so i can secure diamonds and jaguars and new home in prestigeous area or beach front property, multi-orgasm training included at NO charge.
Men's Advice To Women
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
2. Learn to work the toilet seat; if it's up, put it down.
3. Sometimes, we're not thinking about you. Live with it.
4. Get rid of your cat.
5. Sunday = TV Sports.
6. Anything you wear is fine. Really.
7. You have too many shoes.
8. Crying is blackmail.
9. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work.
10. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.
11. Peeing standing up is more difficult than peeing from point blank range. We're bound to miss sometimes.
12. Simple "yes" and "no" are perfectly acceptable answers.
13. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
14. Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
15. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad and angry, we meant the other one.
16. Let us ogle. If we don't look at other women, how can we know how pretty you are?
17. You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done -- not both.
18. Christopher Columbus didn't need directions, and neither do we.
19. You have enough clothes.
20. Men are from earth; women are from earth. Deal with it. [/b] 01:37AM |
Oct 29, '08 | No Comments WHAT WOMEN REALLY WANT (well most of them
Current mood: amused
Category: Romance and Relationships
A friend of mine send me over this post he found on Craigslist. Thank God there is a woman out there who is as honest as I am..haha
Just fucking fuck me, already.
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Date: 2008-02-03, 3:29PM PST
Dear Men of Craigslist,
Look, I know you men have it difficult. Women are just about impossible to understand, much less please. In a post-feminist society, you never know exactly what you should be doing. Women are bloody picky, I know we are. It can be scary, too, when women freak out about what appear to be benign issues. And men who do their best to be respectful, female-positive humans, I salute you, I do.
But please, please just fuck me already. Honestly, I appreciate your thoughtfulness. I like that you want to take things slow. I can totally get behind the idea of emotional connection, but dearjesu |
