So I'm like totally Dave Janzen, and this is totally a social networking site.

Nexopia is dumb. Use Facebook.

i like when my girlfriend hacks my page and leaves gay hack messages.
kinda like this.

I guess I'll put this up because people have messaged me about it a couple o' times:

Alright, so as I am going to drive my mom's minivan to wing night (yeah, it's a minivan, you can do me now, or later, your choice) I notice some bins in the garage, where we keep our motorcarriages. These are your typical run-of-the-mill clear plastic bins with lids. Probably useful for LEGO, maybe for some blankets or camping supplies. I'm not one to decide what you put in your bins, but the manufacturers did have one thing they DIDN'T want in the bins. Infants. In fact, they drew a lovely little picture of an infant in the bin. Oh, and the big, universal NO circle, with the line through it and all. Well, this got me to thinking. Who the beejeebus is putting infants in bins and sealing the lid? Because infants certainly are not contorting themselves and magically sealing the lid on themselves. Any infant smart enough to both read the warning label, disregard it, and David Blaine their way into a bin should be fairly aware of the asphixiation risks and avoid the situation. And anyone who WANTS to put an infant in probably already has a pretty big disregard for the law, so that handy drawing isn't helping them, in the least. So basically, being my dislikes section, I dislike companies that put no infants in bins warnings on their products, and the people stupid enough to create the neccesity for this kind of warning.

Common Sense should not be uncommon.