Team Team Alberta N.A.H.C.
Number 20
Height 5'8
Weight 157lbs
Shoots Right
Position Right Wing
D.O.B Dec 4, 1989
StatusFree Agent...lol
I'LL RUN YOUR SHOW BITCH
LIKES
Inspirations
Jordin Tootoo- hard work pays off
Ted Nolan- keep up the good work
Derick Boogard- right solid
Phill Seright- i love you man forever
Shokes Auger...lol- had the time of my life with you man. P.A was off the hook
The Hockey Dressing Room:
People on the outside world cannot understand what happens in a
hockey dressing room. The word chemistry is often used to
describe what lurks behind the walls of a tight knit hockey
room. If you talk to most players who win championships, they
talk of the blood and guts, the second efforts, but most
importantly they point out the chemistry in the room. From the
day training camp starts, players are thrown together from all
parts of the globe. Once the team is made, this is now your
second family. You will bleed with these teammates, you will win
and you will lose with them, but most of all they will become your best buddies in the
world. These are the guys you have to trust oly on the
ice but off the ice as well. When your flying up the ice and you
hear a heads up stewy!?ad you quickly avoid a train coming
at you, your buddies were there for you. When you are at the bar
unable to walk, your buddies are the ones to make sure you get
home ok. When you passed out on the couch, your buddies are the
ones that will tea bag you and then take pictures of it for all
the lads. You will taste the sweet flavor of
victory, and you will cry tears together in defeat. You Will Go Through hell
and high water for the next 9 months you will have a family that
will take care of you. Away from home for the first time, you
may feel homesick. Your boys will stick together and all of you
will have some of the best times of you life. Stories told in
the dressing room, end when you walk out the door. What happens
in a dressing room becomes a world of itself. If you respect
this responsibility you will reap the benefits of a great year.
Respecting the code of the locker room is more about life then
it is about what happens on the ice.Cherish these times in the
room boys, from sitting around having a dip after a game, or
pissing on a rookie in the shower ?ese are memories that will
stay with you for a lifetime. Embrace these rules, respect your
teammates, but most of all enjoy the dance. When it?ll over,
you will think back and smile at the golden moments of your
youth. Then you will wake up your son and take him to practice.
As you take a sip of your warm coffee, you can be gracious that
you were there ?u played, you laughed, your cried ? got to the dance
the More I train
the slower they seem
The slower they seem
The easier the game
The easier the game
The greater my threat
The greater my threat
The more attention i draw
The more attention i draw
The tighter they play me
The tighter they play me
The harder i work
The harder i work
The more i train
the more i train
Hockey is life
The Mysteries of A Hockey Player
This pretty much says it all.......... The cockiest, dirtiest, most irresponsible group of athletes in the world. Will do anything just
to be able to tell his teammates a great story in the dressing
room. Live the dream until they are 35 then realize they never made
it. Ladies love us, guys want to be us, we are the soul of the
universe. You lace up the skates, put on the gloves, strap on the
helmet, and walk on to the ice and nothing else matters. It doesn't
matter that you failed a test, your girl is being a bitch, or that
you got a ticket on the way there...you're world is absolutely
perfect for the next couple hours. Here's to faceoffs, goals,
assists, overtime, living on the road, cold rinks, early mornings,
breakaways, going top cheese, countless hours of practice, bag
skates, puking, thousands of dollars, dangling d-men, end to end
rushes, big hits, broken twigs, new skates, packing bombs, dropping
the mitts, wheelin' broads, coaches, adding the letter "y" to the
end of everyone's last name, the word "fuck", pick up, tape to tape
sauce, let downs, miracles and most of all - the game of Hockey.
Why?
Why do we skate back and forth night after night? Skating so hard
we throw up. Skating so hard your heart beat rings in your head,
while your lungs are grasping for air. Late nights, early mornings,
Friday nights, Saturday evenings, broken bones, torn muscles and
deep bruises. We skate through it all. Because we live off our
adrenaline, because the game frees your spirit, because the party
in the locker room is second to none, because you're invincible
once you step on the ice,because one shot can make you smile all
night, sniping the twine, top shelf where momma keeps the peanut
butter, the rattling of the boards, the feel of the puck, and
skates carving into the ice is a rhythm to live by, because its
possible to skate fast enough to leave all your worries behind.
Sweat is the cologne of our accomplishment. Why?
Why would someone push themselves so hard the uneducated pussies
always ask? HOUSE LEAGUE, A, AA, AAA, JR.A, OHL, US COLLEGE, PRO......
It's never been for the fucking money, it's not for the
girls, and it's not for the fame. 'The Boys' play because we
fucking love it ...If you are a hockey player and you are proud to
be one, let everyone know the definition of man.
DISLIKES
RACISM
I I hate racist fucks who talk shit and can't back there shit.
Slow fucking drivers!!
Jelous girls
Obsessive girls
moody girls lol
bitches that are younger and think there solid
fags who talk shit
guys who tell girls shit that was suppose to stay in the dressing room...lol
Punks who ask to drop the gloves and walk away
calgary flames
making bad mistakes
going out with slutty girls...lol
Fuckers from Reddeer Canyon fucking pussys
hate girls who act drunk when they've only had like two shots
pot heads
getting gewd on my paycheck...lol
working at the gas stasion
fags who say they got your back and fuck off
getting cheated on
playing a bad game
missing a wide open net...lol
losing five games in a row
outshooting the other team and still losing...lol
having bitches always thinking your a cheater
getting caught cheating...jks...lmao
yeah that's about it right now untill i find something else to bitch about....lol
