My favorite part of LOTR: Return of the King, is when Sam fights Shelob the Giant spider.
Because while he's doing it.
He has about 8 different pots and pans attached to his backpack.
Like he's going to do some intense battle cooking.

 

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TeQuiero.xo- - 20, Female, Calgary
03:29am | Jul 08, '07
Miss D'souza:
This is why I love you.
LMFAO!
Del*Sol - 22, Female, Edmonton
04:51pm | Jul 08, '07
No I'm serious.
You should watch that part.
It's supposed to be like epic, because it's sams battle scene.
But its actually freaking hilarious!
TeQuiero.xo- - 20, Female, Calgary
05:12pm | Jul 08, '07
hahah.
i would, however i despise that movie.
Del*Sol - 22, Female, Edmonton
05:13pm | Jul 08, '07
Why?
It's so fly!
TeQuiero.xo- - 20, Female, Calgary
05:15pm | Jul 08, '07
They have epic cooking battles!
What is fly abotu that?
Del*Sol - 22, Female, Edmonton
05:16pm | Jul 08, '07
Uh everything to do with Sam is AMAZING.
And cooking has always be fly.
TeQuiero.xo- - 20, Female, Calgary
05:17pm | Jul 08, '07
Ewww. Sam.
And yeah. cooking is pretty damnn fly.
It's so fly its like a bumblebee.
Del*Sol - 22, Female, Edmonton
01:50am | Jul 09, '07
Fuck Bees.
I would punch every bee in the face.
TeQuiero.xo- - 20, Female, Calgary
02:00am | Jul 09, '07
hahah.
ROFL!
AlraGalathor
05:23am | Jul 08, '07
AlraGalathor
Haha, it's true!
Del*Sol - 22, Female, Edmonton
04:52pm | Jul 08, '07
Yeah I know.
It's so funnyyy
I love LOTR.
I watched it yesturday.
AlraGalathor
09:23pm | Jul 08, '07
AlraGalathor
I love the lotr too. That's another thing I like about you!
Del*Sol - 22, Female, Edmonton
10:51pm | Jul 08, '07
It's like my favorite fantasy movie EVER!
I have all the box sets.
AlraGalathor
05:28am | Jul 09, '07
AlraGalathor
lol, me too actually. the extended version one that comes with the collectible thing?
Del*Sol - 22, Female, Edmonton
05:29am | Jul 09, '07
yeaah
AlraGalathor
05:39am | Jul 09, '07
AlraGalathor
sweet. lotr is awesome.
HansencommaC - 22, Male, Calgary
06:18am | Jul 08, '07
dude, sam's just ninja
Del*Sol - 22, Female, Edmonton
04:54pm | Jul 08, '07
Yah Sam is so badass. The way he fights like the pots and pans aren't there.
It's so hardcore.

But... Sam is just a tool.
At the end when Aragon was like "FOR FRODO!"
It was like: Omg did you actually forget that Sam is up there with him battling spiders and golem? You bastards.
HansencommaC - 22, Male, Calgary
04:57pm | Jul 08, '07
ya but sam is just the unsung hero
like chuck norris in dodgeball
Del*Sol - 22, Female, Edmonton
04:58pm | Jul 08, '07
hahahahahahahah.
But I want Sams praise to be heard in the misty mountains and in the farthest reachings of the mordor!
HansencommaC - 22, Male, Calgary
05:00pm | Jul 08, '07
why mordor

there's no one left in mordor to hear it
Del*Sol - 22, Female, Edmonton
05:01pm | Jul 08, '07
Except me.
I like live there.
HansencommaC - 22, Male, Calgary
05:02pm | Jul 08, '07
shut up dude
you live in calgary
Del*Sol - 22, Female, Edmonton
05:04pm | Jul 08, '07
Maybe I just said that so that you would want to visit me.
I didn't want you to think it was too far a drive.
About an 2 hours or so from canmore.
HansencommaC - 22, Male, Calgary
05:05pm | Jul 08, '07
mordor is only two hours away?
Del*Sol - 22, Female, Edmonton
05:08pm | Jul 08, '07
Yeah, during the movie you think it took like 7 years for Frodo to get there.
But it was actually like 2 weeks on foot.
And when they weren't shooting the movie, they took a car.

Except Golem, he took the RIVER!
HansencommaC - 22, Male, Calgary
05:11pm | Jul 08, '07
i have NO idea what you're talking about
Del*Sol - 22, Female, Edmonton
05:12pm | Jul 08, '07
Then you need to re-read the conversation!
Ahaha.
You know that the under-lying meaning in this Lord of the Rings talk is:
DON'T HAVE SEX!
HansencommaC - 22, Male, Calgary
05:14pm | Jul 08, '07
how the fuck did you get that impression?
Del*Sol - 22, Female, Edmonton
05:15pm | Jul 08, '07
It's the meaning behind everything.
HansencommaC - 22, Male, Calgary
05:31pm | Jul 08, '07
please explain
Del*Sol - 22, Female, Edmonton
10:50pm | Jul 08, '07
Oh you know.
Don't you know that there is a sexual meaning behind everything.
Everytime Frodo and Sam talk I'm like.
HAHAHAHAHA!
Because I have a dirty mind.
HansencommaC - 22, Male, Calgary
10:53pm | Jul 08, '07
haha ya
i didn't really notice that
except for the fact that it was two midgets sleeping together
kinda like a bad porno
Del*Sol - 22, Female, Edmonton
10:57pm | Jul 08, '07
What are you talking about?
Midget on Midget is my kinda stuff.
So sexyy.
HansencommaC - 22, Male, Calgary
10:57pm | Jul 08, '07
ya
but there's no donkey
Del*Sol - 22, Female, Edmonton
10:59pm | Jul 08, '07
OMG
Do you know that this smilie -->
It's little thing is : bjob:
Thats so awesome.
It's like the BEXT SMILEY!
Me and my friend sarah were like "HAHAHAHA"
Seriously, No lie.
HansencommaC - 22, Male, Calgary
11:00pm | Jul 08, '07
i know
i think it's supposed to be bad job
but i chuckle every time i see's it
Del*Sol - 22, Female, Edmonton
11:01pm | Jul 08, '07
I fall off my chair laughing everytime I see it.
HansencommaC - 22, Male, Calgary
11:05pm | Jul 08, '07
we're not even talking about sam or LOTR anymore
Del*Sol - 22, Female, Edmonton
11:15pm | Jul 08, '07
You can Lord my Ring anytime you want.

Yeah, that may not make sense.
But it's sexual in my mind.
HansencommaC - 22, Male, Calgary
11:32pm | Jul 08, '07
o i know
i do that all the time

and ya, i'll lord your ring
Del*Sol - 22, Female, Edmonton
11:33pm | Jul 08, '07
Yeah you better.
That hasn't happened to me in a while you see.
HansencommaC - 22, Male, Calgary
11:39pm | Jul 08, '07
o ya?
Del*Sol - 22, Female, Edmonton
11:39pm | Jul 08, '07
SRSLY.

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