chris
frh
grade 9
METALOCALYPSE

the most brutal band in the world-DETHKLOK

protest the hero

dragonforce

cant help but wonder is she it?



Hahahaha this is hilarious



triviums da shit







Murdertrain A-Coming by Dethklok
Here comes the soul collecting train of murder a-comin'
It longs to take your putrid blackened soul away from you

Your face will leave your rotting head, in the early morning
Your guts will leave your corpse, your spine will break and crack in two

It cannot be stopped
The train is fueled by chopped bodies
Filled with sorrow
There is no tomorrow

Ticket is your life
Ended by a knife
Called the murder train
Eternity of pain

Oh yeah, you know what I'm talking about

There is no escape but death
Your life is just
A murder train a-comin















































calgary sucks

R.I.P.
Dimebag darrell


Top Ten Signs You Have Bad Luck

10. It's so rainy, people are going to Knicks game just to stay dry

9.It's so rainy, Rosie O'Donnell was feuding with the National Weather Service

8.It's so rainy, I had to apply an extra coat of Scotchgard to my hairpiece

7. It's so rainy, Regis' guest host today was the Gorton's Fisherman

6. It's so rainy, JetBlue delayed all their flights through Labor Day

5. It's so rainy, Al Gore is planning a documentary on global wetness

4. It's so rainy, Tom Cruise is lecturing Matt Lauer on precipitation

3. It's so rainy, Donald Trump has been seen using Miss USA as a flotation device

2. It's so rainy, President Bush is talking about sending FEMA to New York in 2010

1. It's so rainy, you're stuck inside watching this lame Top Ten List




You Know You're From Canada When...

You're not offended by the term, "Homo Milk."

You understand the phrase, "Could you pass me a serviette, I just dropped my poutine, on the chesterfield."

You eat chocolate bars, not candy bars.

You drink pop, not soda.

You know what a Mickey and 2-4 mean.

You don't care about the fuss with Cuba. It's a cheap place to go for your holidays, with good cigars.

You know that a pike is a type of fish, not part of a highway.

You drive on a highway, not a freeway.

You have Canadian Tire money in your kitchen drawers.

You know that Casey and Finnegan were not part of a Celtic musical group.

You get excited whenever an American television show mentions Canada.

You brag to Americans that: Shania Twain, Jim Carrey, Celine Dion and many more are Canadians.

You know that the C.E.O. of American Airlines is a Canadian!

You know what a touque is.

You know that the last letter of the English alphabet is always pronounced "Zed" not "Zee".

You understand the Labatt Blue commercials.

You know how to pronounce and spell "Saskatchewan."

You perk up when you hear the theme song from "Hockey Night in Canada."

You were in grade 12, not the 12th grade.

"Eh?" is a very important part of your vocabulary and more polite than, "Huh?"

Winter. Whenever you want it. And then some.

There's German food, Italian food, Chinese food, Armenian food, American food, but NO Canadian food.

You call a "mouse" a "moose".

You like the Americans a little because they don't want Quebec either.

Contests run by anyone other than the government have "skill-testing questions" that winners must answer correctly before they can claim a prize.

Everything is labelled in English and French.

Milk comes in plastic bags as well as cartons and plastic jugs.

Mountain Dew has no caffeine.

the likes
guitar
hockey
vgs
friends
pretty much any sport
avenged sevenfold
breaking benjamin
red hot chillipeppers
food
dating

the dislikes
peope that think thier cool
being bored
being on a horrible team

im part of the 8%....


92% of teens have moved on to rap! if ur still one of the 8% that still listens to real music then copy and paste this comment into 1 other video box
remember rap=

R=retards
A=attempting
P=poetry

Im part of the 8%...
RAP SUCKS
my music
a7x(if u dont know it get to)
alexis on fire
protest the hero
dethklok
dragonforce
killswitch engaged
mcr
rage against the machines
acdc
led zepplin
black sabbath
breaking benjamin
kiss
linkin park
nirvana
pennywise
papa roach
poison
queens of the stone age
rhcp
system of a down
trivium
twisted sister
van halen
ill get some more for ya l8er



movies
hot rod
avp
300
superbad
hot fuzz
dumb and dumber
grind
simpsons moive
stewie griffin the untold story
ace ventura pet detective
shanghai noon
the dukes of hazzard(new one)
s.w.a.t.
super troopers
jonny english
jackass
corky romano
more l8er


A white man said, "colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"Listen sir....when I was born I was BLACK, "
"When I grew up I was BLACK, "
"When I'm sick I'm BLACK, "
"When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, "
"When I'm cold I'm BLACK, "
"When I die I'll be BLACK."
"But you sir."
"When you're born you're pink, "
"When you grow up you're white, "
"When you're sick, you're green, "
"When you go in the sun you turn red, "
"When you're cold you turn blue, "
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away....

Put this on your page if you HATE racism



10 reasons to date hockey players.

1. We always wear protection
2. We have great hands
3. We are used to scoring
4. We have great stamina
5. We find the opening and get it in
6. We never miss the target
7. We know how to use our wood
8. We have long sticks
9.We know when to play rough
10. We play hard for 60 minutes and sometimes overtime

Hockey Prayer

Our Father Who Art In Rexall,
Hockey Be Thy Name
Thy Will Be Done, The Cup Be Won
On Ice, As Well As In The Stands
Give Us This Day, Our Hockey Sticks
And Forgive Us Our Penalties
As We Forgive Those Who Cross-Check Against Us
Lead Us Not Into Elimination
But Deliver Us To Victory
In The Name Of The Fans, Lord Stanley
And The Holy Oilers
Amen

Wow couldn't have said it better than that

hockey: 13-2-2
volleyball:senior boys gold medal
basketball: 0-3-0

the true few
the ones who last
they will not forget you
will you forget them?



song 1: birthdaydethday (the queen dies cause of mercury poisoning)
song 2: awaken mutakrakish
song 3: fan song
song 4: just a rock and roll clown






Cemetery Gates by Pantera
Reverend, reverend
Is this some conspiracy
Crucified for no sins
An image beneath me
Lost within my plans for life
It all seems so unreal
I'm a man couldn't half feel this world
Left in my misery

The reverend he turned to me
Without a tear in his eyes
It's nothing new for him to see
I didn't ask him why
I will remember
The love our souls had
Sworn to make
Now I watch the falling rain
All my mind can see
Now is your (face)

Well I guessYou took my youth
I gave it all away
Like the birth of aNew-found joy
This love would end in rage
And when she died
I couldn't cry
The pride within my soul
You left me incomplete
All alone as the
Memories now unfold.

Believe the word
I will unlock my door
And pass the
Cemetery gates

Sometimes when I'm alone
I wonder aloud
If you're watching over me
Some place far abound
I must reverse my life
I can't live in the past
Then set my soul free
Belong to me at last
Through all those
Complex years
I thought I was alone
I didn't care to look around
And make this world my own
And when she died
I should've cried and spared myself some pain
You left me incomplete
All alone as the memories still remain

The way we were
The chance to save my soul
And my concern is now in vain
Believe the word
I will unlock my door
And pass the cemetery gates

The way we were
The chance to save my soul
And my concern is now in vain
Believe the word
I will unlock my door
And pass the cemetery gates
Gates
Gates




lady friends:
jocelyn
katie
ashley
brittany
syd
kyla
michelle
taylor
janielle
paulina
tasha
taylor
shannon
erin
maeve
avery
breanne
katie
jenna
carly
many more cant say names right now but if i forgot your just say

male friends:
shawn
taylor
connor
ethan
colin
kyle
aaron
brendan(hockey)
brendan(not hockey)
alec
matt
jeremy
gavin
spencer
chris
kris
chris
robert
warren
nathan
nick
quevin
jason
adam
chris
spencer
spencer

see you in your nightmares, dickweeds