HELLO. _{I'm Dyllon.} I'm a douchebag. Nice to meet you.







^{I've got love written on my arm. There are few things I care about in life. I play bass. I probably don't care about what your mum said to you last night. I don't do any sports but I like to think of myself as athletic. I can play piano. I totalled a '95 Golf. Flickering lights piss me off. I can play guitar. I used to ride a mountain bike. My dream car comes from the UK. My favourite colour is purple. I spell things the Canadian way. I got my first phone in 2009. I'm 21(Twenty-One). I have my Class 5 Driver's License. I'm really into music. I got a few speeding tickets. I've been to Bumbershoot once. I enjoy playing Halo and COD games. I am an Apple person. I play live music. I will respond if you message me. I am into girls. I just finished watching South Park. Sometimes i watch the Family Channel. I don't play sports games. I don't work out. I don't eat nearly enough. The H1N1 is retarded. I am a twin, my twin is female. I'm forgetful. Xbox > Playstation. I aspire to be a musician. Jobs suck. The Police ruined all of their songs by themselves. I will listen to almost anything. I barely watch TV. I hate having cable television. Girls with piercings are instantaneously hotter. I want to be able to sing. 30 Rock is possibly my favourite show. I'd let Isaac Brock stick it in my pooper. Pokémon was a part of my childhood. I once had Dial-up internet. I got expelled from school in Grade 9(Nine). I consequently grew up for 2(Two) years on the internet. I've caused explosions of fire ~3(Three) Storeys in height, yes, that's big enough to make a mushroom of fire. I do indeed smoke. I do not give a shit about the olympics. I want to go to space. I've never been afraid in a movie. Technology both scares and fascinates me. Girls with tattoos are instantly more sexy. I could shoot someone in the back. I am not an identical twin. Certain noises annoy me. I've had 4(Four) Xboxs die on me. I would fight for a revolution. I can drive standard. My iPod got stolen. I like cats. I don't worry. Scientology makes me laugh. I have 3(Three) Tattoos. I've done two western Canada tours with an indie band. Barium makes your poo smell bad. The Rain is both Delightful and Evil. I want a VR6. I blaze. I recorded a studio album while in my last band. I go to UFV. My new phone is am LG. I go to bed whenever the fuck I want. I have been known to be a slut. ;D. One day, I'll get out. Acronyms are fun. I drive an 80's German sports car ('84 Scirocco). I do pressure washing, as well as window/gutter/vinyl siding cleaning. My cat is named 7(Seven).}



(I enjoy a lot of bands.)
Adam Ant, August Burns Red, Beck, Beirut, Ben Harper, Bloc Party, Blood Red Shoes, Bob Marley & The Wailers, Boston, Boys Like Girls, Coheed & Cambria, Collective Soul, DaDa, Dave Matthews, Dave Matthews Band, Death Cab For Cutie, Elvis Costello, Fleetwood Mac, Gorrilaz, The Helio Sequence, Holy Fuck, Interpol, Justinsane, Katy Perry, Led Zeppelin, Low Vs Diamond, Marianas Trench, Maroon 5, Matchbox Twenty, Matt & Kim, Maxïmo Park, Metro Station, Michael Jackson, Modest Mouse, Nirvana, OkGo, Paramore, Paul Simon, The Police, R.E.M., Red Hot Chili Peppers, Rediscover, The Rolling Stones, Rush, Santana, Saosin, Say Hi, Silverstein, Spoon, Steely Dan, The Strokes, Supertramp, Talking Heads, Tegan & Sara, Telekinesis, Toto, U.S.E., We Are Scientists, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, The Zolas.
(And a lot more)

If you read all of this, koodos to you. Message me. We'll work out some sort of prize.